Johnson resigns!

[Götterdämmerung]

A little sad. I don't know much about his politics but he seemed like the buffoonish drunken uncle who was fun to have at weddings.

 

[Vwj]

I think he got a shit hand and was pushed into a job that nobody wanted

 

[Cerebral Haemorrhage]

Only took 2 years, he has no idea.....

 

[Blood_Sport]

He reminds me of my manager, unwilling to accept that he's nearly always wrong

 

[mrln]

who will take his place? are they qualified?

 

[Jizdrop1]

Watch out for our first Muslim PM. David Cameron one of our PM's said that in a speech to the Muslim Business Community 10 years ago ("In my lifetime i'd like to see a Muslim PM"). It's all orchestrated anyway. They fucked the country up over Covid got in trillions of debt and are now all legging it.

 

[nostrils]

I think he got a shit hand and was pushed into a job that nobody wanted

He wanted the job

 

[Deleted User 201666]

Watch out for our first Muslim PM. David Cameron one of our PM's said that in a speech to the Muslim Business Community 10 years ago ("In my lifetime i'd like to see a Muslim PM"). It's all orchestrated anyway. They fucked the country up over Covid got in trillions of debt and are now all legging it.

Oh it's coming with the muzzles in charge this country is a shit show high prices in everything its to claw back covid and the consumer pays the price. Whoever in charge will be shite

 

[Vwj]

Watch out for our first Muslim PM. David Cameron one of our PM's said that in a speech to the Muslim Business Community 10 years ago ("In my lifetime i'd like to see a Muslim PM"). It's all orchestrated anyway. They fucked the country up over Covid got in trillions of debt and are now all legging it.

Saddiq Khan? He’s done a blinding job in London 😂

He wanted the job

Yeah, but what I meant was nobody wanted to take on brexit and because he was all in favour for it the was encouraged to run (which was a poor decision by him

 

[HB2033]

Don't know what to think tbh the whole government is a mess in the UK.Labour, conservative, lib Dems etc all liers and bad as each other. His successor has a massive chance to do even more damage to this country.

 

[Racist Bastard]

A little sad. I don't know much about his politics but he seemed like the buffoonish drunken uncle who was fun to have at weddings.

Can you believe some of the new politicians America is getting? Omg

 

[SlovakBabe]

uk looks fucked up pretty bad, guess they leaving the eu wasnt so smart after all

 

[Flatus Tube]

Bye bye

 

[Cauntsniff]

Well if its put to vote I'm going MRLP, (monster raving loony party) they always have the best policies 🤣

 

[lock33]

He was a saint compared to the US and Canadian politicians. Im sure some third world refugee will take his place.

Can you believe some of the new politicians America is getting? Omg

Why yes I can. You see the upside down twerking video the state senator of Rhode Island posted? Check that shit out.

 

[Cauntsniff]

• We will legalise the sale of cannabis. This will allow us to attract the floating voters at the next election.
• We will join the Duchy of Cornwall so that we can all benefit from tax exemptions.
• We will further complicate the UK tax system so that large companies can no longer find the loopholes.
• We will save the country money by only having Trident in the evenings & at weekends.
• Carrier bags will be replaced by the more environmentally friendly Pigeon. This will also allow the owner to partake in one of the UK's long lost pastimes.
• Patients attending A&E with broken bones will from now on be sent to their local pub so they can get plastered.
• Atheism will be given charity status as its a non-prophet organization.
• The UK National debt will be cleared instantly by transferring it to our credit card.
• All MPs must wear the slogans of the company's that they work or get additional income from, on their clothes like F1 drivers & snooker players
• All Social Media sites to be taken down for one day a year for a "Remember when we used to talk" day.
• We propose to lower the voting age & offer it to 5+ year olds. This will reflect the behaviour of MP's in Parliament during the weekly shout-off known as #PMQs
• Income Tax was originally introduced to finance the Napoleonic war. We now believe its time to cease hostilities with Napoleon & scrap it.
• We will make the 'changing of the clocks' a weekly event. Clocks will be moved forward on a Monday to reduce the drudgery of the bay & then back on Friday, thus getting an extra hour to pursue leisure activities!

• We will legalise the sale of cannabis. This will allow us to attract the floating voters at the next election.
• We will join the Duchy of Cornwall so that we can all benefit from tax exemptions.
• We will further complicate the UK tax system so that large companies can no longer find the loopholes.
• We will save the country money by only having Trident in the evenings & at weekends.
• Carrier bags will be replaced by the more environmentally friendly Pigeon. This will also allow the owner to partake in one of the UK's long lost pastimes.
• Patients attending A&E with broken bones will from now on be sent to their local pub so they can get plastered.
• Atheism will be given charity status as its a non-prophet organization.
• The UK National debt will be cleared instantly by transferring it to our credit card.
• All MPs must wear the slogans of the company's that they work or get additional income from, on their clothes like F1 drivers & snooker players
• All Social Media sites to be taken down for one day a year for a "Remember when we used to talk" day.
• We propose to lower the voting age & offer it to 5+ year olds. This will reflect the behaviour of MP's in Parliament during the weekly shout-off known as #PMQs
• Income Tax was originally introduced to finance the Napoleonic war. We now believe its time to cease hostilities with Napoleon & scrap it.
• We will make the 'changing of the clocks' a weekly event. Clocks will be moved forward on a Monday to reduce the drudgery of the bay & then back on Friday, thus getting an extra hour to pursue leisure activities!

Just a sampling of the MRLPs policies

 

[Dolly]

Look what Madame Tussauds (Waxwork museum) has done

 

[markymark6373]

Upper class twat, only thing he was good as was being the toast rack at Eaton….

 

[j.f.🔎]

• We will legalise the sale of cannabis.

Sold.

Boris constantly looks like he woke up late for something, if I was him I'd let someone else have a go too.

 

[McM]

Good.
(From an aesthetic point of view)