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Smell My Bike Seat - Gurgled You Dirty Fat Slag
- Thread starter Dolly
- Start date
We're hopefully going to do more.. different styles and stuff.. its a fun little thing to now and then. X
Can't wait to hear it. If you guys ever want another to join in the fun, I'm musically inclined my self 😏
Sounds like a legit plan x
GoreGrish: The Musical
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Deleted member 46687
Internet Warrior
I was thinking more dad rock lol
I'm not really a metal head, more a rock kinda person.
Nikolaiev
I AM the one who Jew-Jewㅤ -Ne Varietur-
I appreciated. Respect ++
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You did well tho. I listen to metal but I also love rock, grew up on it. I listen to virtually everything tho besides country and super repetitive techno.
Elmondo
Do I look thirsty ?
I have no words for what I heard.
Damn you guys spent some time on this one
MysteryTraveler
Forum Veteran
Nice, Dolly! I didn't know you were musically inclined. Lyrics are awesome. 😂
I dunno about smelling a bike seat, but I once had an employee who was rumored to have a stinky twat and, subsequently, a stinky chair in the office. Other employees told me to remove her chair or they would all mutate. Due to the arrangement of the office, I needed to confirm which chair I needed to swap out so I decided to identify it by the sniff test (I know, but it seemed like a good idea at the time and I was only 27). So, no joke, another supervisor walked into the office just in time to see my face buried nose first into Courtney's chair. No words were exchanged, but I'll never forget that look.
I dunno about smelling a bike seat, but I once had an employee who was rumored to have a stinky twat and, subsequently, a stinky chair in the office. Other employees told me to remove her chair or they would all mutate. Due to the arrangement of the office, I needed to confirm which chair I needed to swap out so I decided to identify it by the sniff test (I know, but it seemed like a good idea at the time and I was only 27). So, no joke, another supervisor walked into the office just in time to see my face buried nose first into Courtney's chair. No words were exchanged, but I'll never forget that look.
You remember my dirty fingernail picture? That’s what the people who listen to metal look like 24/7 because they don’t shower. At least I’ve never met a metal head that didn’t smell like dog shit, BO and Cheetos…..
I'm adding this to my Spotify Playlist.
Joke or not, it's a banger.
Joke or not, it's a banger.
Next time if you really want the gratification, get yourselves on video, and actually play the instruments. Make it a lil more believable. If you want to get my name out there, and make it popular, we need visual proof. If you make it big, you have to share 50%, after all it's about me, i get paid too.
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Deleted member 46687
Internet Warrior
Wut? I don't play drums to make money......and you're ungrateful. Plus nobody would buy your face on an album cover.
Just to clarify... my laugh reaction is for the lyrics. Very well done 
Yes we did, music is a hobby, the lyrics actually came last minute, but we hope you appreciate the tune.
Good drumming, good guitar playing. This would work as a pro wrestling theme song.
