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Smell My Bike Seat - Gurgled You Dirty Fat Slag

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I'm a bit of a internet celebrity @Dolly and @hiro , let me send you a treat , from the west coast to the shores of London, I love you... Btw I'm the guy wearing the dress shirt that glows in the light, had no idea it was being filmed , also my mate in the mask is lead guitar , enjoy Vancouver 2018 Astoria Halloween Night



That would have been an amazing night. You lucky bastard.
 
Plasmatics are legendary.

Coming back to this, @Dolly you fucking shred. @hiro Great drummer for being able to play something you're not normally styled to play. Some serious talent here on GG.
We're hopefully going to do more.. different styles and stuff.. its a fun little thing to now and then. X
 
We're hopefully going to do more.. different styles and stuff.. its a fun little thing to now and then. X
I was thinking more dad rock lol
Plasmatics are legendary.

Coming back to this, @Dolly you fucking shred. @hiro Great drummer for being able to play something you're not normally styled to play. Some serious talent here on GG.

I'm not really a metal head, more a rock kinda person.
 
I thought I would share a little of mine and Hiros music creativity this evening. I've played guitar for many years now, since I was 9 or 10, started on a lovely old Spanish acoustic bought by my Dad. I come from a very musical family, and when Hiro told me he played drums, ( He started very young and told me his Dad bought him a Bontempi drum set from Argos aged 3!!...We began fucking around merging tracks and the like, anyway, although this is clearly about Gurgled sliced throat ( Featured on the monster shrek album cover) it is meant as a serious bit of shared 'art' and I'm sure she will love it. Hiro also did vocals, and I thought did a marvellous job of it as hes not usually into this style of singing, He prefers the Bee gees, the Beetles, Bee bee King and the Bee 52s

Our Band is called Smell My Bike Seat


If you would like to sing along here are the lyrics

Gurgled you dirty fat slag
Gurgled you dirty fat slag
Gurgled you dirty fat slag.. repeat





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Enjoy. Hopefully more to come, its a laugh

I have no words for what I heard.
 
Nice, Dolly! I didn't know you were musically inclined. Lyrics are awesome. 😂

I dunno about smelling a bike seat, but I once had an employee who was rumored to have a stinky twat and, subsequently, a stinky chair in the office. Other employees told me to remove her chair or they would all mutate. Due to the arrangement of the office, I needed to confirm which chair I needed to swap out so I decided to identify it by the sniff test (I know, but it seemed like a good idea at the time and I was only 27). So, no joke, another supervisor walked into the office just in time to see my face buried nose first into Courtney's chair. No words were exchanged, but I'll never forget that look.
 
Next time if you really want the gratification, get yourselves on video, and actually play the instruments. Make it a lil more believable. If you want to get my name out there, and make it popular, we need visual proof. If you make it big, you have to share 50%, after all it's about me, i get paid too.

Wut? I don't play drums to make money......and you're ungrateful. Plus nobody would buy your face on an album cover.
 
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