Yoga pants & farts(not a sexual fetish for you sick fucks!)

[Absolution]

I always wondered about constricting yoga pants & women farting does it blow up like a balloon?

It doesn't always make a chick look good:

 

[DeathMetalWife]

Y'all mfs are weird

 

[Ellzibette]

Yoga pants aren't constricting. They are worn for the exact opposite reason....they are stretchy and comfortable.

Not many women in your life, huh?

 

[Absolution]

🤣🤣, Just constricting around the anal sphincter! besides that, they don't fit every woman comfortably!

 

[Pangolin777]

Damn, that's nasty. It's hard to believe that's a turn on to some ppl. Gross

 

[Cik One 956]

I fukin swear the 1st one in blue yoga pants DID NOT get my cock hard asf

 

[Guipago]

juicy sounding with a bit of follow thru.

 

[jimmymore]

To think there’s a woman out there that made $50,000/week farting into jars and selling it.

 

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

These are the types of farts I love to suck out of @bgirl s sphinx , plant my lips directly around her balloon knot and take a massive fart toke to the dome!

 

[Graziani]

These are the types of farts I love to suck out of @bgirl s sphinx , plant my lips directly around her balloon knot and take a massive fart toke to the dome!

Are you a porn writer? Good porn description

 

[cannedkittens]

Definitely some sharts in there, you nasty fucking things.

 

[Sauerkraut]

Skid marks is not attractive.

 

[Jon N.]

I always wondered about constricting yoga pants & women farting does it blow up like a balloon?


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It doesn't always make a chick look good:

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that first lady, I swear I could have heard a turd sneak out between farts.

 

[Chief Queef]

Lol. People are so weird...

 

[Graziani]

We want to see your gorgeous ballon knot @bgirl

 

[Bill Murray]

they don't fit every woman comfortably!

If they don't fit comfortably then the fat pig wearing them shouldn't

These are the types of farts I love to suck out of @bgirl s sphinx , plant my lips directly around her balloon knot and take a massive fart toke to the dome!

Dude, you need help.

We want to see your gorgeous ballon knot @bgirl

I doubt its gorgeous, it probably looks like a hole kicked into the side of a rotted hog

Spoiler: byuck's destroyed stinkpipe

 

[Sauerkraut]

If they don't fit comfortably then the fat pig wearing them shouldn't


Dude, you need help.



I doubt its gorgeous, it probably looks like a hole kicked into the side of a rotted hog

Spoiler: byuck's destroyed stinkpipe

That’s an outestine.

 

[Lovdatchiggin]

Is there money in this? I got game.

 

[dexterstudent]

Well since a lot of them see through I presume they are quite “breathable”. If you wearing spandex or some shit then yeah probably.

 

[nebugazer1976]

Well since a lot of them see through I presume they are quite “breathable”. If you wearing spandex or some shit then yeah probably.

Is it me or do hot women....ok ok all womens fart sound really disgusting? Is this the reason they never seem to fart regularly?