Gangster wannabe punishments?

[wiggins]

Make some home made pepper spray with Psycho Serum 6.4 million SHU extract paste (I have some and only eaten it twice 😂), and some surgical spirit (alcohol rub from a pharmacy).

It can be used in a water pistol for a direct stream, or a vaporiser type plant sprayer.

Before spraying it into his face say…

“Have you ever seen the scars of an acid attack victim, bitch!”

And then let him have it 😂.

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"And if your fucking symptoms persist I'll get you medicined by Dr Flatus... again..."

I’ve had a young man to my door with very threatening behaviour "I’ll burn your house down", "You will be butchered, you’re dead" type of thing. If he were to return again is it warranted I drag him into my home and hurt him? I’ve been told he’s done this plenty of times before to many different people and trying to make a name for himself by doing so. If he wants to act like a man surely he can be treated like one? I’ve been told he’s nothing but a wet wipe. Only very skinny and the only thing he would have on me is his height. Opinions on what to do? He has taken my silence for weakness and doesn’t realise I will hurt him seriously.

Get a 'restraining order/ or what your local equivalent is.

then when he shows up again get the police to carry him off to gaol for butt sex, lots of it.

Better that way...

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

I'd be careful if I was you if he's really that determined to make a name for himself you "disrespecting" him might warrant murder in his mind, also best to never underestimate your opponent especially if they are taller than you

 

[goddess]

I'd be careful if I was you if he's really that determined to make a name for himself you "disrespecting" him might warrant murder in his mind, also best to never underestimate your opponent especially if they are taller than you

I will be cautiously optimistic. Hopefully he was just after the shock factor. I’ve not heard of one person he’s actually hurt. Just looking for opinions on what to do if he came back but haven’t heard a thing since. Thank you for your advice.

 

[igotyour40acres]

Whatever you decide, don't forget to upload it to goregrish.com!

 

[Blood_Sport]

Is he a Basketball American or a wigger?

Also, what country are you in?

You could..
Put your phone into audio or video record to get evidence of what he says ( don't let him see your phone, he will dig himself a deeper hole if he thinks he's not being recorded ).
Blend some very hot chillis with some water and keep it in a jar by the front door ( hurl it in his face without him knowing what you're about to do.. give him zero reaction time ).
Ask him to get you some drugs.. if he can't do this, he must be one hell of a shit gangsta!
Invite him in for sex and then post on Facebook about his poor sexual performance and below average penis size.
Shoot him dead.

 

[goddess]

I

Is he a Basketball American or a wigger?

Also, what country are you in?

You could..
Put your phone into audio or video record to get evidence of what he says ( don't let him see your phone, he will dig himself a deeper hole if he thinks he's not being recorded ).
Blend some very hot chillis with some water and keep it in a jar by the front door ( hurl it in his face without him knowing what you're about to do.. give him zero reaction time ).
Ask him to get you some drugs.. if he can't do this, he must be one hell of a shit gangsta!
Invite him in for sex and then post on Facebook about his poor sexual performance and below average penis size.
Shoot him dead.

I am in Germany so must apply for hun license can be quite hard to get without proper reason I heard.

 

[JustThatGuy]

Take him to the street, Best place would be where his friends are, beat the shit out of him, and then, in front of all the friends, rape him Hard and call him Girls names..

 

[Lovdatchiggin]

I’ve had multiple messages in to say he’s a little bitch and all mouth. He’s wanted for some serious trouble and can’t walk around will only travel by taxi incase he gets caught lacking. It’s just my turn to take it I guess. I’ve just heard he’s been attacked with two friends and one ended up in hospital.

That's good news. Hopefully, the trash will take itself out or other trash will take it out, then you can breathe more freely.

 

[wiggins]

Is he a Basketball American or a wigger?

Also, what country are you in?

You could..
Put your phone into audio or video record to get evidence of what he says ( don't let him see your phone, he will dig himself a deeper hole if he thinks he's not being recorded ).
Blend some very hot chillis with some water and keep it in a jar by the front door ( hurl it in his face without him knowing what you're about to do.. give him zero reaction time ).
Ask him to get you some drugs.. if he can't do this, he must be one hell of a shit gangsta!
Invite him in for sex and then post on Facebook about his poor sexual performance and below average penis size.
Shoot him dead.

Yes. Fine idea, just fine.

Gotta make sure you have lots of evidence bags...

https://www.southparkstudios.com/topics/r426ex/sex/3i9q8q

 

[Gurgled_Sliced_Throat]

Hmm age check? Are your parents not home...

 

[SlovakBabe]

set one of those religious books on fire of the obsolete religion, chuck it at him and start recording, he's bound to step on it to put out the fire, ask him why he is stepping on the holy book and why he set it on fire making sure its all on video

he's your bitch for life or a dead loser walking

 

[Pïggÿ]

I’ve had a young man to my door with very threatening behaviour "I’ll burn your house down", "You will be butchered, you’re dead" type of thing. If he were to return again is it warranted I drag him into my home and hurt him? I’ve been told he’s done this plenty of times before to many different people and trying to make a name for himself by doing so. If he wants to act like a man surely he can be treated like one? I’ve been told he’s nothing but a wet wipe. Only very skinny and the only thing he would have on me is his height. Opinions on what to do? He has taken my silence for weakness and doesn’t realise I will hurt him seriously.

Document everything(time/date, what was said, etc) and make the police aware of it even if they won’t file an official report. Get cameras and maybe a big dog. Carry a weapon at all times, including in your house. Don’t leave a knife by the door, that’s a bad idea and it may be used against you. If he breaks into your house or touches you unzip him like a fucking suitcase.

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

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I am in Germany so must apply for hun license can be quite hard to get without proper reason I heard.

Is "hunting" not proper enough reason for obtaining a hunting license in Germany.

 

[Denim Chicken]

Commandeer a bulldozer and get to work on his house

 

[Punkjunkie$]

First, u should take a few deep breaths and then go on Youtube and find some first hand accounts from ex convicts from the state u live in to give u some perspective and THEN ask yourself if hurting this little punk is ACTUALLY worth the very real possibility of u spending YEARS of your life living in a fucking bathroom with another man. Just open hand slap him like the little bitch he really is and then give him a very clear verbal warning that the next time he steps foot on your property, in a threatening manner, that you'll have no choice but to exercise deadly force. Just make sure u capture video evidence of any confrontation or altercation u might have with him to cover your ass, just in case

 

[Amalgamation]

Learn your laws. Make a choice.

 

[Otis Driftwood]

An open palmed slap across his face might do the trick. It's emasculating, doesn't cause any real harm and won't get you arrested. Just make sure to splay your fingers and get as much of his face as you can.

The 'Ole Stockton slap. Nice!

 

[mrln]

next time answer the door with a bible and rosary in hand and start preaching religion to him and hand out paperwork about it to him. and how he needs to find god and needs jesus in his life. maybe to find a good woman and how he needs to go to church for all that. start doing the sign of the cross to him. really fuck with him. all the while having a bunch of cats meowing (from your phone). this way he thinks your a religious nut cat lady! or minus the cat meows and make him think your just a religious nut. because you know when a jehovas witness comes knocking on your door,you want to get rid of them as soon as possible. this is the reverse effect. he probably cant leave your house quick enough.

 

[Sauerkraut]

Purchase a flame thrower and light the pilot next time he comes around. Bet he will leave you alone.

 

[dexterstudent]

Honestly just beat the piss outta buddy. If he wants to make a name for himself let him; he’ll be known as “all bark no bite”🤷🏻‍♂️