Have you ever had a waiter question a tip?

[Bill Murray]

I am wealthy, well educated , and important. It is an honor for the waitress to serve me. I am the Aristocrat while the waitress is from the servant class.
The waitress is unimportant and not worth being paid extra money. She is unskilled, simple and talentless.
The waitress or waiter is lucky to be employed. It is a position only a simpleton would find challenging.
Grow up get a real adult job. Relying on the kindness of others, is a form of begging.

There are no words.

 

[hedgerow]

Did you print that sad looking receipt from the internet? The places I go to all have identification markings as to what it is and where it is. This looks pretty generic Like photo stock. Honestly I really don’t care.


I would’ve showed up the last day at the cruise. Actually, I did a cruise once never again didn’t like it, but I did stiff him.

no poser, it's the real thing...unlike your fake internet toilet

let's show things we own in real life...or are you too chickenshit to accept a challenge?

 

[Sabu]

Excellent question. I am wealthy, stupid, ignorant and a useless cheap twat. It is an honor for the waitress to serve my fat, little dicked self as I order my pathetic steak dinner. I order well done because I'm extra homosexual.

Good job.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

There are no words.

no poser, it's the real thing...unlike your fake internet toilet

let's show things we own in real life...or are you too chickenshit to accept a challenge?

How this twat thinks anyone takes him at face value is beyond me. A multi millionaire too tight-assed for a $40 tip. This cunt is likely poorer than Ivan at the end of the month when government check is in the mail.

 

[Fact21]

I’ll take things that never happened for $500 Alex

 

[hedgerow]

Come on @scott13214, no more shadow boxing, show me something you own...or will you pussy out again?

 

[Gerdo74]

Did you print that sad looking receipt from the internet? The places I go to all have identification markings as to what it is and where it is. This looks pretty generic Like photo stock. Honestly I really don’t care.


I would’ve showed up the last day at the cruise. Actually, I did a cruise once never again didn’t like it, but I did stiff him.

Only thing you'd stiff is yer dads arsehole ya prick. 😉

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

Come on @scott13214, no more shadow boxing, show me something you own...or will you pussy out again?

I'll take "pussy out" for one thousand, Alex.

 

[Bill Murray]

How this twat thinks anyone takes him at face value is beyond me. A multi millionaire too tight-assed for a $40 tip. This cunt is likely poorer than Iven at the end of the month when government check is in the mail.

No tipping, multiple "secretaries" (for what company, scott is the VP of latex sales at vandelay industries?), but he's an important aristocrat.

This asshole is as deluded as that woodland spaz.

 

[Sabu]

No tipping, multiple "secretaries" (for what company, scott is the VP of latex sales at vandelay industries?), but he's an important aristocrat.

This asshole is as deluded as that woodland spaz.

I mentioned it earlier in the thread. He clears 500k a year by sucking cock.

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

No tipping, multiple "secretaries" (for what company, scott is the VP of latex sales at vandelay industries?), but he's an important aristocrat.

This asshole is as deluded as that woodland spaz.

Art Vandelay, I presume ?

 

[Bill Murray]

I mentioned it earlier in the thread. He clears 500k a year by sucking cock.

I know how much hookers earn and if scotty is pulling in a half mil through fellatio alone that poor boy is working 24/7.

 

[Sabu]

I know how much hookers earn and if scotty is pulling in a half mil through fellatio alone that poor boy is working 24/7.

He's very committed to his craft.

 

[hedgerow]

Okay, @scott13214, you have not shown up yet, but let's begin the game anyway.

You show something now, and if it's better than my stuff, i'll fold and you can claim that.

If not, we'll continue the game.

put up ... or shut up

 

[Bill Murray]

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Okay, @scott13214, you have not shown up yet, but let's begin the game anyway.

You show something now, and if it's better than my stuff, i'll fold and you can claim that.

If not, we'll continue the game.

put up ... or shut up

I'll play along....

 

[hedgerow]

I'll play along....

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Nice! Is all the yellow stuff inlaid Spanish Gold, like on mine?

 

[Bill Murray]

Nice! Is all the yellow stuff inlaid Spanish Gold, like on mine?

They're gold (around 17k, value is in the pieces themself, not so much the gold content) hammered Sican* (current day Peru) beakers circa 1000 AD. What's yours?

*the linked wiki article has a few similar cups

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

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Okay, @scott13214, you have not shown up yet, but let's begin the game anyway.

You show something now, and if it's better than my stuff, i'll fold and you can claim that.

If not, we'll continue the game.

put up ... or shut up

I'll play along....

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C'mon guys, he's a millionaire, surely he has a castle

 

[Bill Murray]

C'mon guys, he's a millionaire, surely he has a castle
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LOL, I think even lego would be out of his budget. Popsicle sticks are more his speed....

 

[hedgerow]

They're gold (around 17k, value is in the pieces themself, not so much the gold content) hammered Sican* (current day Peru) beakers circa 1000 AD. What's yours?

*the linked wiki article has a few similar cups

Wow, that's incredible, they're priceless.

@scott13214, let's see something...I'm actually hoping that I'm wrong.

You couldn't really be this pathetic, could you?

They're gold (around 17k, value is in the pieces themself, not so much the gold content) hammered Sican* (current day Peru) beakers circa 1000 AD. What's yours?

*the linked wiki article has a few similar cups

I need to go off to find the details. now where are they?