Adult babies on Reddit

[一个无名的中国人]

所以，是的，我个人患有年龄焦虑症，我自己33岁，但感觉自己像他妈的70岁。我也经常因为过度饮酒而小便。我也渴望女性知名的情感。主要是我他妈的女朋友经常坐在手机上，当她不玩手机的时候，她正在睡觉，她的视角是良性的。

Would you ever had children even if you hated them

I'm not married because I don't have a boyfriend, but I won't have kids

 

[Bad Hippo]

Certainly. You can be Dr James' Nasty Nurse.

Dr James: "Pear Stat!"
N.Nurse Hippo: "Yes Dr James"

Hands him this:

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Ah.... "The Pear".

I almost bought something similar to add to my collection of toys, but I decided to go with an inflatible ass plug instead. Far less mess, and easier to clean up.

Now this is clearly explained by Sigmund Freud.

He describes the process of toilet training of infants to be analogous to and essential to the gaining of and enjoyment of good things like wealth or gold as he puts it.

An infant moves it's bowels as the feeling comes. There is no conscious thought about it.

Later it begins to appreciate that the act of moving its bowels is pleasurable. This is to be looked forward to, something to be savoured in anticipation.

To this end its 'shit' is of value. Freud sees this as analogous to 'gold' and so gold and shit are closely linked.

In effect this provides the kernel of the idea that patience is required to gain 'good things'. The classic psychological experiment for children is to ask them if they would like 1 chocolate now or 5 chocolates later. Up to a certain age they all want the 1 chocolate now. And then, once they understand the idea of patience to increase returns, they will choose the latter.

Freud uses the term 'anal retentive' to describe this stage. Holding on to ones 'shit' or 'gold' because it represents wealth to be saved and used judiciously. Of course this stage must be moderated by wisdom. The ultimate in anal retentiveness is the miser who lives like a pauper although they have wealth in abundance. Like the millionaire homeless bag lady.

Now these freaks mentioned above who like to 'hang on to their shit' as adults are clearly and classically fucked up. They are locked into and obsessed by the anal retentive stage of development. I would be so interested to assess them and see what the rest of their lives are like, what their savings patterns are, what their work life is like, how they live.

What I posted on Rick James' comment the other day was tongue in cheek. This however is classical Freud. There is a fine line between anal retentivism and fecal impaction...

That was quite the info dump. Or non-dump info, if you prefer...

 

[Malice666]

I am the “mommy” in a triad relationship with two “littles”. I change diapers, I nurture them, I fill up baby bottles, put pacifiers in their mouth, etc…

It’s a comfort thing. It helps them escape from the stress of the world for a little while.

 

[Sauerkraut]

I hope he shoved a glass baby bottle up his ass and it shatters.

 

[hedgerow]

this is too much...weirdos to avoid

 

[msr]

Gather them into Yankee Stadium and firebomb it.

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

I am the “mommy” in a triad relationship with two “littles”. I change diapers, I nurture them, I fill up baby bottles, put pacifiers in their mouth, etc…

It’s a comfort thing. It helps them escape from the stress of the world for a little while.

You should strap them into the car and Susan Smith them. Keep yourself strapped in as well.

 

[thebully08$]

No, b*******, the first guy looks like my neighbor.

No, b*******, the first guy looks like my neighbor.

Scary

 

[D.O.A.]

This sub is a goldmine of the perverse and fucked up
/r/nevergrewup

Example


the comments tho... theyre just as bad


The members seem to think their need to be a child is a cute affliction. I personally think its creepy AF, does anyone here have 'age dysphoria', feel free to talk about it here.

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Imagine trying to burp your 40 year old husband who smells like beer, farts, marlboros and lynx africa that isn't even in a situation where he's got a permanent brain injury from crashing his motorcycle. These people are fucking lunatics.

 

[SMOKESKULL]

My wife's 44 year old nephew probably has an account there. Fucking spoilt babys pos mutherfuker

 

[Alex Sickboy]

Hitler Said...

GET IN THE OVEN, RIGHT NOW!!

 

[Dolly]

Same sub, the comments all say shes super cute and how they relate to this. Id punch her in her unused cunt if that was my hotel.

 

[mrln]

idk whats worse now a days. people who think theyre babies,or animals or a different gender. it boggles the mind.

 

[Graziani]

My Gosh !! Look what kind of man Dolly is looking for.

 

[D.O.A.]

@Graziani "I am available"
@HG *slaps Graz upside the head*
"Ya cannae jump the queue ya fookin bawbag"

 

[Preacher]

They are a great argument for be used in a pro-abortion campaign...

 

[Pïggÿ]

Do these so-called adult babies eat the same food babies do? Imagine being aroused by changing diapers filled with shits that are man sized but the consistency of those nasty slime poops babies take? Like what do you do if your adult baby is filling their diaper and they accidentally have a blowout and the shit goes up their back? Do you expect them to break character and help you clean? Or would you want them to just lay there and cry while you deal with it?
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I probably like some weird shit too but wiping asses while some middle aged person goes googoo gaga at me would make my penis invert permanently and I might even feel like I would need to use violence to protect myself.

 

[Graziani]

@Graziani "I am available"
@HG *slaps Graz upside the head*
"Ya cannae jump the queue ya fookin bawbag"

 

[badangel7]

this is too much...weirdos to avoid

hahaha i was just thinking we need a TMI reaction

 

[Nobbler]

An overdose of calpol might be a good idea.