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accident Santa Died By Dropping 24 Stories ~ Russia

DeathHand

DeathHand

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Chelyabinsk, Russia
Mid Dec 2023

No presents in this building for the kids cause they're all scattered and broken on the ground, like this Santa now is. Seems this Russian Santa might have had too much Vudka and slipped off a 24th floor balcony he seems to have been climbing over in a terrible, horrible, mortifying Christmas accident that probably happened because Rudolph was off banging some doe on the ground and Santa had no light, until it was too lat.

Perhaps Santa was escaping another Santa who caught this one humping Mrs. Stanta...

Festive background music added by yours truely 🤶. The sounds of laughter were some of the spectators...

Vid:
 
DeathHand said:
Chelyabinsk, Russia
Mid Dec 2023

No presents in this building for the kids cause they're all scattered and broken on the ground, like this Santa now is. Seems this Russian Santa might have had too much Vudka and slipped off a 24th floor balcony he seems to have been climbing over in a terrible, horrible, mortifying Christmas accident that probably happened because Rudolph was off banging some doe on the ground and Santa had no light, until it was too lat.

Perhaps Santa was escaping another Santa who caught this one humping Mrs. Stanta...

Festive background music added by yours truely 🤶. The sounds of laughter were some of the spectators...

Vid:
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Where was Rudolph?
 
DeathHand said:
Chelyabinsk, Russia
Mid Dec 2023

No presents in this building for the kids cause they're all scattered and broken on the ground, like this Santa now is. Seems this Russian Santa might have had too much Vudka and slipped off a 24th floor balcony he seems to have been climbing over in a terrible, horrible, mortifying Christmas accident that probably happened because Rudolph was off banging some doe on the ground and Santa had no light, until it was too lat.

Perhaps Santa was escaping another Santa who caught this one humping Mrs. Stanta...

Festive background music added by yours truely 🤶. The sounds of laughter were some of the spectators...

Vid:
View attachment 740252
Click to expand...
Looks fake
 
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