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disaster Don't Microwave Glowstick
- Thread starter Monkman777
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Deleted User 201666
Internet Warrior
Stupid cunt
Way to glow, Jack!
Jack Shit!
*ding-a-ling*
Darwin awards goes to…. But he didn’t die… May he will from infection…
TomfooleryEnthusiast
Lurker
Well damn, what did he think was going to happen? Atleast we know, Godspeed you idiot.
Sorry Jack! I called dibs on fluorescent green eons ago, before it was even called that! Besides, you're no necromancer and I only let them use it under my proprietary licensing agreement.
In the meantime, try the following:
In the meantime, try the following:
- Rinse your eye with running water for 15–20 minutes.
- Close your eyes and let them rest.
- Call Poison Control at 1-800-222-1222.
- If sores develop, contact Poison Control.
- Get "Dumbass" professionally tattooed on your forehead! I say this because if you did it yourself it would undoubtedly be backwards from the mirror's reflection.
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got some hot PREDATOR cum in your eyes huh 🤨
This video is a classic.
Physics 101 - you put energy in, you get energy out.
Or in this case: Moron 101 - They level of pain you get is inversely proportional to how great you think the idea is.
Physics 101 - you put energy in, you get energy out.
Or in this case: Moron 101 - They level of pain you get is inversely proportional to how great you think the idea is.
...Dad goes on scolding Jack about messing up his new shirt...
...Fuckin ding-a-ling...
...Fuckin ding-a-ling...
Wolf1967
Well Known Member
It's hilarious, or we're both cunts
Spastic retarded bastard. I bet his father deals with this shit on a daily basis.
I bet the father looks at his retarded child and wishes "Why oh why did I not stick it in his mother's ass that one time..."
That was very angry and wholesome.*ding-a-ling*
djdeeds
Constantly laughing at the world
Choking Hazard -
Your Dad will choke the life out of you for being a dumb fuck if you microwave this shit!
Your Dad will choke the life out of you for being a dumb fuck if you microwave this shit!
Lmfao so true
chaos coordinator
Well Known Member
It's nice to see American youth getting back to using their imagination instead of the internet
