Police Midget Crosswalk Guard Arrested

[Monkman777]

 

[JawshSB]

leave the poor helpless midget alone

 

[GuanoLoco]

Well shit... Now where are the kiddos gonna score their stuff?

 

[Fry_Swatter]

...Sick fuck...

...It's hot as fuck out and kids need their vodka lemonade to stay focused...

 

[Jeffroush56]

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That bitch UGLY!!!!

 

[magic420]

Umpa lumpa you gota my meth lol

 

[TW42]

So now instead of buying conveniently on the way home the kids gotta go to some likely dangerous place

 

[Nezzi]

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She got a mustache?

 

[CunningLinguist]

I hope they get her back on the right path.
I believe it's a yellow brick road.

 

[Bostonjohn]

What is that?!... last name Lee?! I call BULLSHIT! Looks like a little south east Asian lady boy. What's that shit around it's lips? Is that a mustache... or is she one of those chapped lips people? I have so many questions that will never be answered. It's a shame really.

 

[Russellmark11]

She wasn't a crossing guard. It was a cross dresser 😂

 

[Bruno Schulz]

Poor thing. It's not her fault her mother contracted the Zika virus while pregnant with her. She only wanted to make friends with people her same diminutive size and mental age.

 

[Chief Queef]

I'm confused. Is it a crossing guard, or is it a cross dressing guard? Either way, looks like a midget cos playing as Prince...

 

[CountScrewloose]

Preview for Leprechaun in the Hood reboot

 

[letterhead]

Poison dwarf alert ⚠️

 

[MonsterMouth]

Is that a five o'clock shadow?