Warning: Children They just wanna play with him

[Lord Gutsy]

China

 

[Violent-Habits]

Kill those filthy flea infested animals... And the monkeys too.

 

[Vwj]

This is what happens when you go in the wrong part of town

 

[JG Ballard]

They need better weapons like bats with nails hammered through.

 

[Russellmark11]

Maybe they shouldn't be used as a tourist attraction. The first hint was when the tour guides said "Don't forget your bamboo pole."
Why do we need these?
"Because those fucking monkeys are wild and dangerous animals."
Ohhh.Ok kids grab your poles and let's go enjoy our vacation.

 

[DokraOwl]

Disgusting those things just running around everywhere in those poor monkey's habitat!

 

[GenericMale]

This is what happens when you go in the wrong part of town

Did you mean to say *Wong?

On another note notice how those shitheads barely tried to help the child? China for you..

 

[Fry_Swatter]

...it's not everyday when you get bitten by a member of your own government...

 

[Norme DePlume]

Eat your heart out, Disneyland!

 

[Harumph]

"Would you like to touch my monkey?"
Now is the time on Sprockets when we touch Dieter's monkey! Make him happy!