Has anyone been to jail/prison? If yes for what and how long?

[runawaytrain000]

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does school detention count? i have to be honest here with you all i was once did life for that shit. i went to hell and back. never again and i thank GOD for that. even though he was the one that told me to do all those bad things to get in detention in the first. so fuck him. i mean.. let us all pray to him now

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

surprisingly no, as i've successfully outraced the police, driven buzzed and got pulled over (shameful), and other nasty behavior

actually, i've never even gotten a single moving violation in my life...i'm like george of the jungle, just lucky, i guess

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Outraced? I wasn’t buzzed, I passed out behind the wheel and crashed the car. I didn’t get hurt and I’m so unbelievably glad I didn’t hurt anyone or hit anyone and got caught and was put away because I got to sober up. That was a years ago, looking back now I can’t believe it was me and it happened. I haven’t drove drunk since or been under the influence of anything behind the wheel and never will and am now sober, I didn’t get sober right away but i did and as I said, I don’t believe it any deity because there is no evidence or good argument to do so but I am grateful to “luck” I guess you say that I learned a strong lesson and got sober while not hurting anyone.

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does school detention count? i have to be honest here with you all i was once did life for that shit. i went to hell and back. never again and i thank GOD for that. even though he was the one that told me to do all those bad things to get in detention in the first. so fuck him. i mean.. let us all pray to him now

What the fuck did you do?

You should really give up Eric. You make yourself look so fucking stupid in damn near every thread you make. Oh and as always.... get a fucking job.

Oh silly Sabu when are you gonna learn that

I was in prison in England for 6 years,for exporting 11 tons of hash from Holland to England then on to Canada which is I am from the story is worthy of a book 100%✓i actually got 10yrs but around 2010 the Brits started letting foreign Nationals out early because(god bless them) they came to the realization that the money spent on rehabilitation of foreign National prisoners who are going to be deported anyways was foolish ,here is the kicker I never even ate a meal or drank a pint of beer in that country,I visited it for half a day to rent out a large empty tool makers s

Damn dude that’s a great story, must have sucked though and for hash. The law is what it is though but it’s shit law.

 

[45cal1911]

Outraced? I wasn’t buzzed, I passed out behind the wheel and crashed the car. I didn’t get hurt and I’m so unbelievably glad I didn’t hurt anyone or hit anyone and got caught and was put away because I got to sober up. That was a years ago, looking back now I can’t believe it was me and it happened. I haven’t drove drunk since or been under the influence of anything behind the wheel and never will and am now sober, I didn’t get sober right away but i did and as I said, I don’t believe it any deity because there is no evidence or good argument to do so but I am grateful to “luck” I guess you say that I learned a strong lesson and got sober while not hurting anyone.


What the fuck did you do?


Oh silly Sabu when are you gonna learn that


Damn dude that’s a great story, must have sucked though and for hash. The law is what it is though but it’s shit law.

You keep on using drugs dipstick.

 

[Sabu]

Outraced? I wasn’t buzzed, I passed out behind the wheel and crashed the car. I didn’t get hurt and I’m so unbelievably glad I didn’t hurt anyone or hit anyone and got caught and was put away because I got to sober up. That was a years ago, looking back now I can’t believe it was me and it happened. I haven’t drove drunk since or been under the influence of anything behind the wheel and never will and am now sober, I didn’t get sober right away but i did and as I said, I don’t believe it any deity because there is no evidence or good argument to do so but I am grateful to “luck” I guess you say that I learned a strong lesson and got sober while not hurting anyone.


What the fuck did you do?


Oh silly Sabu when are you gonna learn that


Damn dude that’s a great story, must have sucked though and for hash. The law is what it is though but it’s shit law.

Have you learned to get a job you three time DUI homosexual? Of course not. Live off daddy in your 30s.

 

[hedgerow]

Outraced? I wasn’t buzzed, I passed out behind the wheel and crashed the car. I didn’t get hurt and I’m so unbelievably glad I didn’t hurt anyone or hit anyone and got caught and was put away because I got to sober up. That was a years ago, looking back now I can’t believe it was me and it happened. I haven’t drove drunk since or been under the influence of anything behind the wheel and never will and am now sober, I didn’t get sober right away but i did and as I said, I don’t believe it any deity because there is no evidence or good argument to do so but I am grateful to “luck” I guess you say that I learned a strong lesson and got sober while not hurting anyone.

okay

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

You keep on using drugs dipstick.

I will do some, I won’t use your drug of choice though alcohol anymore

okay

You fall off the wagon recently hedge?

 

[hispammic]

My answer: Yes, jail, for 5 months, for dui.

ran away for three days cause my mom was being a BITCH and took my ipad 🙄 got locked up in the bad kids detention center for 9 days until i went to court.

 

[Venture _Capitalist]

i did major time in the big house for this

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

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i did major time in the big house for this

You work at a mattress factory?

ran away for three days cause my mom was being a BITCH and took my ipad 🙄 got locked up in the bad kids detention center for 9 days until i went to court.

Dang 9 days huh. What did you do for her to take away your iPad?

 

[NoConvexity]

I had in school suspension once, for three days. There was a jock, a popular girl, a loner, a really smart kid, and a rebel in there. The rebel got is sentence extended for the rest of his natural born life.

We had to write an essay 1000 words about something, but we just made the smart kid do it for us. The popular girl showed us how she could put lipstick on with her boobs.

At the end of our sentence, we realized we were more than the labels bestowed on us, and the loner ended up hooking up with the jock, and the popular girl gave her earring to the rebel. Last I saw of him he was raising his fist triumphantly near the football field.

I think he may still be there, to this day…

I've seen a movie like that once.

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i did major time in the big house for this

Reminds me of peewees big adventure

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i did major time in the big house for this

Reminds me of peewees big adventure

 

[hedgerow]

You fall off the wagon recently hedge?

nope, for the first time in a long time, i'm 100% chemical free and loving it...how about you?

 

[Orange_Squirrel]

My answer: Yes, jail, for 5 months, for dui.

Wtf... you guys get 5 months for DUI... That's crazy.. .That could turn someone into a gangbanger 😂

 

[Misfit-138-]

Nothing served? How the fuck you get 2 years and not serve it lol?

Good lawyer 👌🤣 got it changed to doing a like a parole program thing, I stuff up in two years I'm on it then I go in for the rest

 

[NILIII]

Yes, many times, cause im fucking crazy but I never stayed long cause I pay attorneys.

 

[mrln]

when i was living in the congo i got caught for stealing pineapples off the coconut tree. it was either chop my hand off or do time. so i opted to be a safari driver during the day and then slept in the lions den at night. you should see what i did. i trained them tigers to act like theyre attacking me and the monkeys would steal the purses and jewels and the rhinos would cash them in.
fun times...

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

nope, for the first time in a long time, i'm 100% chemical free and loving it...how about you?

No not chemical free but yes on alcohol and opiates though, I’m not doing that stuff anymore I’m sick of what it does to me.

Wtf... you guys get 5 months for DUI... That's crazy.. .That could turn someone into a gangbanger 😂

No dude it doesn’t work like that, or it never would for me because I had no desire to become a gangbanger. I deserved the time because of how badly I was drinking and driving, I could have hurt someone and that’s also why I’m grateful I was put away it helped me really a lot.

Good lawyer 👌🤣 got it changed to doing a like a parole program thing, I stuff up in two years I'm on it then I go in for the rest

Wow, I had a public defender which aren’t good usually. They don’t spend time to get you out and all that. Do all the tricks idk. People inside talked about lawyers and how public defenders aren’t good and all that. But again it sobered me up so I am glad I went, I dont want to hurt someone with what I was doing.

 

[monstah mash]

1 year 6 months for assualt to a public servant.

 

[Sabu]

No not chemical free but yes on alcohol and opiates though, I’m not doing that stuff anymore I’m sick of what it does to me.


No dude it doesn’t work like that, or it never would for me because I had no desire to become a gangbanger. I deserved the time because of how badly I was drinking and driving, I could have hurt someone and that’s also why I’m grateful I was put away it helped me really a lot.


Wow, I had a public defender which aren’t good usually. They don’t spend time to get you out and all that. Do all the tricks idk. People inside talked about lawyers and how public defenders aren’t good and all that. But again it sobered me up so I am glad I went, I dont want to hurt someone with what I was doing.

No shit. You're a jobless little bitch baby that lives off daddy. Take a break from this site and submit some blank resumes.

 

[armaniexchangeblrrrd]

I didn't end up going to jail but I ended up getting interrogated by the local sheriff's office and the FBI twice because I was in a group chat with some ISIS sleeper cell guys and they got arrested before an attack, and I was pinned as a suspect in an international terrorist plot at 15. Pretty funny looking back on but they never gave me my computer back 🖕🏻

I didn't end up going to jail but I ended up getting interrogated by the local sheriff's office and the FBI twice because I was in a group chat with some ISIS sleeper cell guys and they got arrested before an attack, and I was pinned as a suspect in an international terrorist plot at 15. Pretty funny looking back on but they never gave me my computer back 🖕🏻

Also id like to say this, I am publicly allowed to say this because of the 1st amendment and I had no criminal charges filed so even though I know you guys definitely still monitor me I'm not a threat and didn't leak any information like your building locations or anything so don't raid me again that shits annoying

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

No shit. You're a jobless little bitch baby that lives off daddy. Take a break from this site and submit some blank resumes.