Warning: Children Little dude accidentally hung himself

[Lord Gutsy]

Palestinian sources reported this Friday morning that a child was found hanged from a pole in one of the neighborhoods of Ramallah.


According to a statement issued by the police there, it said: “Following the investigation, search and inquiry procedures carried out by the Public Prosecution, the police and the security services in Ramallah, and following up on the cameras in the area, it became clear that the child hanged himself while playing and having fun.”

According to the statement: “The authorities call for the need to pay attention to children and warn them of the danger of some games and behaviors that may seem harmless on the surface, but may pose a real threat to their lives.”

 

[GuanoLoco]

Gotta "Hatem"

 

[The anarchist]

Looks like he knew what he was doing😂👍

 

[Clendenon]

Looks like he knew what he was doing😂👍

Right. Straightaway suicide.

 

[letterhead]

That was planned

 

[dudebroseph]

Looked very purposeful.

 

[Flatus Tube]

“Playing and having fun”

Fuck off bastard media. That was so obviously suicide. I’m surprised they didn’t blame the Israelis. Or maybe they were scared their computers would blow up at the same time if they did 😂.

 

[hedgerow]

fun times in ramallah

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Palestinian sources reported this Friday morning that a child was found hanged from a pole in one of the neighborhoods of Ramallah.


According to a statement issued by the police there, it said: “Following the investigation, search and inquiry procedures carried out by the Public Prosecution, the police and the security services in Ramallah, and following up on the cameras in the area, it became clear that the child hanged himself while playing and having fun.”

According to the statement: “The authorities call for the need to pay attention to children and warn them of the danger of some games and behaviors that may seem harmless on the surface, but may pose a real threat to their lives.”

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C'mon...Kid wasn't fkn playing! He tried 2 get HIGH NATURALLY, But Fkd it up!!!
Then again,I don't know...He might've did it on purpose 🤔 Quite the Fkd-up thing 2 b simply curious about! On the positive side;Takes a load off the Grocery bill!
🤘🤟🤙...SP

 

[GrizzlyRazorblades]

I am not so sure that is a planned suicide. if it takes about 5 lbs of pressure for 10 seconds on the jugular to render someone unconscious, in which that kid was leaned forward for about 11 seconds and most probably had more than 5 lbs of pressure, it is possible he knocked himself out without realizing it.

 

[Jenny]

Inshallah indeed. 😑

 

[alchemistmuffin]

Yeah. Playing my ass. That looks like planned. 😔

Thank you for including the aftermath. 😊. It’s not gory enough to be considered yummy but including the aftermath is always appreciated. Gotta have clear pic of the dead body at the end.

 

[DokraOwl]

Off to join the pool of virgins Allah sets aside for the suicide bombers.

 

[Ripcord97]

That did not look like a game.

 

[almemaobr]

Palestinian sources reported this Friday morning that a child was found hanged from a pole in one of the neighborhoods of Ramallah.


According to a statement issued by the police there, it said: “Following the investigation, search and inquiry procedures carried out by the Public Prosecution, the police and the security services in Ramallah, and following up on the cameras in the area, it became clear that the child hanged himself while playing and having fun.”

According to the statement: “The authorities call for the need to pay attention to children and warn them of the danger of some games and behaviors that may seem harmless on the surface, but may pose a real threat to their lives.”

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And he motherfucker pissed himself??
Great video. More of those please.

 

[djdeeds]

He does a really great Superman (if Superman had cerebral palsy)

 

[Brownpickles]

Pretty stupid kid. The same wall you were standing on is still there. 5 seconds of choking is not gonna make you retarded

 

[badangel7]

I am not so sure that is a planned suicide. if it takes about 5 lbs of pressure for 10 seconds on the jugular to render someone unconscious, in which that kid was leaned forward for about 11 seconds and most probably had more than 5 lbs of pressure, it is possible he knocked himself out without realizing it.

ya, i think you're right, he put an unintentional sleeper hold on himself

That did not look like a game.
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is that Joshua (the computer) from War Games?

 

[Bohne]

Sometimes boys play hangman ... but he does it perfectly

 

[yago2005]

Fuck around and find out little man 🤣