FYI Your worst gift ever?

[girl101]

I can never return to that restaurant ever again 😭. The prolonged eye contact with the waiter while I'm trying to fight this horse dick off their table (fuckers had a plexy layer on the table tops and the assholes had the inside of the suction cup damp so it would hold better)

After that I would never show up that place after what happened with the horses dick?

That must have been so awkward.

 

[Ares_rose1991]

After that I would never show up that place after what happened with the horses dick?

That must have been so awkward.

It was beyond awkward. His face didn't change, but those slanted eyes had nothing but judgment in them

 

[Sabu]

I got an apple for my birthday

 

[girl101]

I got an apple for my birthday

Now I can see why it ended up in The cutting room floor

 

[Sabu]

Now I can see why it ended up in The cutting room floor

Oh come on. It's a great scene. They kept a shorter version in the movie. And I got an apple for my birthday.

 

[girl101]

It was beyond awkward. His face didn't change, but those slanted eyes had nothing but judgment in them

Then in private I would say to whoever gave that to me. Give me a gift like that again next. Year. I will report your ass to "hr" for sexual harassment.

Oh come on. It's a great scene. They kept a shorter version in the movie. And I got an apple for my birthday.

Dog abuse

 

[loop0987]

It was a white elephant gift from my Aunt, but she's like a year or two older than me. Maybe around 2014-2015. It was the last gift for the males, apparently she picked it out for my Uncle (regifted). She says, sorry, you're probably not gonna like it. I'm thinking, how bad can it be? I opened it and it was a miniature black nativity set. I was so fucking annoyed, my God lemme tell ya!! I didn't wanna be rude, I just laughed it off, but I was so fucking annoyed, all the other guys got cool gifts except me.

Do you not know what a white elephant gift is for ducks sake? It’s supposed to be a joke so the fact the other guys got cool gifts those people missed the memo. They are not supposed to be gifts people actually want. That’s the whole point.

 

[Sabu]

Dog abuse

It was a stuffed animal. You ass.

 

[girl101]

It was a stuffed animal. You ass.

So

It is still showing the act of dog abuse.

Whether the dog was stuffed or not

Asshole

 

[Sabu]

So

It is still showing the act of dog abuse.

Whether the dog was stuffed or not

Asshole

Lol. Cry more about the movie Anchorman. Dumb twat.

 

[mrln]

I can never return to that restaurant ever again 😭. The prolonged eye contact with the waiter while I'm trying to fight this horse dick off their table (fuckers had a plexy layer on the table tops and the assholes had the inside of the suction cup damp so it would hold better.)

you shudda put on a show then. maybe the restaurant would have given all you a free meal out of it. maybe the boss wudda even given you a raise or promotion!
wudda-cudda-shudda,i guess...

 

[LittleSilIy]

When I was 8, my aunt gave me a big box for my birthday. I ripped it open, and there it was…a giant Tupperware. She beamed and said, ‘It’s perfect for storing food!’ I bawled, trying to process why my childhood dreams now came with a lid.

Two decades after she's passed, I still have that Tupperware sitting in my kitchen. It’s now a prized possession, not just because it's sentimental, but because it’s outlasted everything; appliances, relationships, and my aunt too. 😂

I should include that freaking Tupperware in my will...

 

[girl101]

When I was 8, my aunt gave me a big box for my birthday. I ripped it open, and there it was…a giant Tupperware. She beamed and said, ‘It’s perfect for storing food!’ I bawled, trying to process why my childhood dreams now came with a lid.

Two decades after she's passed, I still have that Tupperware sitting in my kitchen. It’s now a prized possession, not just because it's sentimental, but because it’s outlasted everything; appliances, relationships, and my aunt too. 😂

I should include that freaking Tupperware in my will...

Did you know Tupperware is an going bankrupt

 

[LittleSilIy]

Did you know Tupperware is an going bankrupt

Yes, I heard! Honestly, it makes sense, my Tupperware has been alive longer than expected. At this point, it’s basically a family heirloom. Who needs a new one? 😅

 

[Interregnum]

i once got this

 

[ReallyJess]

Secret Santa at work last year... Not bad, but more embarrassing. So I have an autistic stim with music. If someone says a specific word, or hums a small part of a tune, my brain will immediately pick a song that matches and I'll sing to it. One of my coworkers was playing his YouTube music and this song called "No cock like horse cock" from pepper coyote started playing. It was funny, we laughed, but now my brain knows of the song. For 3 years, any time someone mentioned anything about horses, or even hummed the intro, I would sing the whole song! Last year for our work Secret Santa, we all went out to a Chinese restaurant, ate, and exchange gifts. When it became my turn, the fucker who introduced me to the song got up started playing that damn song and plopped this 13" long black horse cock dildo on the table. Damn thing had a decent suction cup so it was stuck on the table. I'm not gonna use the damn thing (I've got my limits) so I decided to make it a self defense weapon at home. If someone breaks in, they're gonna find out how Mr Hands feels.

What a weird story…weird coworkers… where do you work?

 

[Ares_rose1991]

What a weird story…weird coworkers… where do you work?

Surveillance at a casino

 

[girl101]

i once got this
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A period cup

That is bad

That should never be given as all. Period

 

[honeypoo92]

Showing you the piece of shit you truly are

 

[lechmich]

Expired chocolates