animals Horse Didn't Like Her

[Monkman777]

 

[badangel7]

meh a mule is a down's syndrome horse anyway...
you can mount something better, lady

the expression is not "Hung like a mule"...

 

[WatchingDemise]

She is lucky, she didn't get a kick on her face

 

[lovestruck]

meh a mule is a down's syndrome horse anyway...
you can mount something better, lady

the expression is not "Hung like a mule"...

Second rate country, second rate animals.

I Don't ride nothing bigger than a donkey.

 

[wiggins]

That animal was twitchy before she even attempted to mount.

Lucky she survived. You want a calm horse for riding unless you are expert.

 

[badangel7]

That animal was twitchy before she even attempted to mount.

this is not his first rodeo 🤣
he knows a clown when he sees one

 

[AJ-NL]

The horse saving her.. the dude wanted to touch her ass.

 

[badangel7]

I Don't ride nothing bigger than a donkey.

*...hhh-hh-hhappy p-p-lace...*

 

[wiggins]

this is not his first rodeo 🤣
he knows a clown when he sees one

I read an account of a pioneering Australian woman who was an expert horsewoman. She was in a new country town and a man asked her if she'd like to ride his docile horse. She said certainly.

First she picked up a stick and then mounted. The horse bucked and carried on and every time it bucked she belted it on the arse. After a while it was quite docile.

She got down and said 'thank you for the ride'.

He didn't know she broke horses on the farm...

 

[badangel7]

I read an account of a pioneering Australian woman who was an expert horsewoman. She was in a new country town and a man asked her if she'd like to ride his docile horse. She said certainly.

First she picked up a stick and then mounted. The horse bucked and carried on and every time it bucked she belted it on the arse. After a while it was quite docile.

She got down and said 'thank you for the ride'.

He didn't know she broke horses on the farm...

i was so sure that was going to be some raunchy joke.......

but please don't think i'm disappointed
(except in myself a lil bit 😂)

 

[wiggins]

i was so sure that was going to be some raunchy joke.......

but please don't think i'm disappointed
(except in myself a lil bit 😂)

You need to go to confession my son...

There was an Aussie guy in NZ walking down a country lane. He sees a guy fucking a sheep in the field. He calls out "Shouldn't you be shearing that mate?"

The kiwi says "I'm not sharing this with anybody..."

(NZ accent joke. We think they say 'Sharing' like we say 'Shearing'...)

 

[badangel7]

You need to go to confession my son...

There was an Aussie guy in NZ walking down a country lane. He sees a guy fucking a sheep in the field. He calls out "Shouldn't you be shearing that mate?"

The kiwi says "I'm not sharing this with anybody..."

(NZ accent joke. We think they say 'Sharing' like we say 'Shearing'...)

now THAT's what i'm talkin' bout...
🤣 good one

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

i was so sure that was going to be some raunchy joke.......

but please don't think i'm disappointed
(except in myself a lil bit 😂)

Nope. It's a fat joke.

 

[badangel7]

Nope. It's a fat joke.

i could see it being a sex metaphor

with fat people

 

[lechmich]

Ever get near the rear quarter of those fuckers and all bets are off