animals Keep messing with those bulls

[Lord Gutsy]

 

[letterhead]

Mess with the bull...you get the horn

 

[Flatus Tube]

He needs a suitable theme song.

 

[Smashyy]

I like how eagerly he plopped down on that bull.

"Fuck yeah boi, let's get this lifetime disability check, maybe even get one of them cool bendy straws to suck down my mashed potato's"

Mess with the bull...you get the horn

Mess with me and you get 3 inches of hard cock.

 

[Flapper]

So does the ride count... because technically he was not off the bull...

 

[j.f.🔎]

This is yet another lesson that winding up wild animals for the amusement of yourself will only amuse others and probably not the way you wanted it to.

 

[wiggins]

This is yet another lesson that winding up wild animals for the amusement of yourself will only amuse others and probably not the way you wanted it to.

I hate to be a pedant but technically the bull is not wild, it's domesticated. Bos Taurus.

Now an aurochs, bos primigenius, would be wild...

 

[j.f.🔎]

technically the bull is not wild,

Angry then?
Can we agree it was angry?

 

[wiggins]

Angry then?
Can we agree it was angry?

Well, how about 'assertive'?

 

[Bad Hippo]

The way he fell forward and just lay there getting whizzed round and round, made me think of those vids of squirrels trying to get a free snack on the squirrel-proof bird feeders.

 

[Richard 1986]

The best way to broke his back ...

 

[2cor520]

I like how eagerly he plopped down on that bull.

"Fuck yeah boi, let's get this lifetime disability check, maybe even get one of them cool bendy straws to suck down my mashed potato's"


Mess with me and you get 3 inches of hard cock.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious. Best comment award right here!

 

[Clendenon]

It's always the same. One foot always gets stuck. They should invent a quick release mechanism.

 

[Htos1av]

Hope the bull is ok....