Men accused of attempting to use a cannon to launch meth and tobacco into prison

[Cold Ethyl]

Two men were arrested after attempting to use a cannon to sneak meth and tobacco into a federal prison.

According to authorities, 18-year-old Jose Francisco Herrera Munoz and 19-year-old Angel Gonzales Gutierrez are facing charges of attempting to introduce contraband into a penal institution and attempting to distribute methamphetamine.

The Grant Parish Sheriff’s Office said an investigation led deputies to learn the suspects planned to use a cannon to launch $112,000 worth of tobacco and $89,500 worth of meth into a federal prison.

Deputies said the cannon, which could shoot items 350 feet into the air, would launch the items over the federal prison’s security fence and onto prison grounds.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement also assisted in the investigation and detained Munoz who was reportedly in the U.S. illegally.

(Imagine that )

Men accused of attempting to use a cannon to launch meth and tobacco into prison

Two men were arrested after attempting to use a cannon to sneak meth and tobacco into a federal prison.

www.wafb.com

 

[Clendenon]

That only works in the movies.

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

Those price amounts are prolly after introduced into the prison, but somebody inside snitched is my bet.

Pretty good idea, as a drone prolly can't fly there.

 

[Harumph]

T-shirt cannon (compressed air).*

 

[Str8shooter]

The pics of those two SCREAMS "butt buddies". Sorry for the thread hijack.

 

[wiggins]

The pics of those two SCREAMS "butt buddies". Sorry for the thread hijack.

They sure don't look too happy.

And in nice clean clothes too...

Well, they can carry some meth into the prison in their rectums now. Or maybe not. But I bet Big Bubba will search for it there with his special searching tool...

 

[lovestruck]

Should had used drones.

 

[Bad Hippo]

The pics of those two SCREAMS "butt buddies". Sorry for the thread hijack.

I never got any gay vibes from their images. But, they are certainly the product of some low quality DNA cross-breeding. Maybe even a touch of in-breeding too.

his special searching tool...

As penis-jokes go, that was lame. Yes, the penis does come with 1 eye, but it's a jap's-eye, and as we all know here, orientals can't see for shit. Or in shit.

with his special searching tool...

Now I'm picturing "Big Bubba" creating something truly evil in the metalwork shop during his spare time... "The Pear of Anguish".

The Pear Of Anguish Is The Torture Device From Your Proctologist's Nightmares

Its use of grotesque physical pain and sexual violation is straight from your nightmares.

allthatsinteresting.com

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

It beats using the old keister suitcase method but(t) didn't work.

 

[mrln]

hahahahaaaaa..... might as well have used a carrier pigeon.
(not sure if some of you know what that is )

 

[bigsalad]

Two men were arrested after attempting to use a cannon to sneak meth and tobacco into a federal prison.

According to authorities, 18-year-old Jose Francisco Herrera Munoz and 19-year-old Angel Gonzales Gutierrez are facing charges of attempting to introduce contraband into a penal institution and attempting to distribute methamphetamine.

The Grant Parish Sheriff’s Office said an investigation led deputies to learn the suspects planned to use a cannon to launch $112,000 worth of tobacco and $89,500 worth of meth into a federal prison.

Deputies said the cannon, which could shoot items 350 feet into the air, would launch the items over the federal prison’s security fence and onto prison grounds.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement also assisted in the investigation and detained Munoz who was reportedly in the U.S. illegally.

(Imagine that )

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Men accused of attempting to use a cannon to launch meth and tobacco into prison

Two men were arrested after attempting to use a cannon to sneak meth and tobacco into a federal prison.

www.wafb.com

The idea was Canon

 

[dwdays]

Fairly industrious

 

[Sue69]

Two men were arrested after attempting to use a cannon to sneak meth and tobacco into a federal prison.

According to authorities, 18-year-old Jose Francisco Herrera Munoz and 19-year-old Angel Gonzales Gutierrez are facing charges of attempting to introduce contraband into a penal institution and attempting to distribute methamphetamine.

The Grant Parish Sheriff’s Office said an investigation led deputies to learn the suspects planned to use a cannon to launch $112,000 worth of tobacco and $89,500 worth of meth into a federal prison.

Deputies said the cannon, which could shoot items 350 feet into the air, would launch the items over the federal prison’s security fence and onto prison grounds.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement also assisted in the investigation and detained Munoz who was reportedly in the U.S. illegally.

(Imagine that )

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Men accused of attempting to use a cannon to launch meth and tobacco into prison

Two men were arrested after attempting to use a cannon to sneak meth and tobacco into a federal prison.

www.wafb.com

I don’t think they could look any more retarded!