We're fucked, we're all going to die cancel new years and lets get fucked up.

[Vallrain]

NASA scientists reveal exact moment Earth will 'run out of oxygen' as CO2 continues to increase

Lmfao as if death is news holy shit we know people die get over it. I sent this to my boss last night saying I can't come in today, because I needed to start preparing for the inevitable, one too many cans.

He told me to shut the fuck up 😢 😭.

There is so much wrong with this article a discord friend posted it to me so if it's on here already just delete the thread and call me a nigger 😊 not sure if world news is appropriate though might move it, but I will likely call you a twat, you have been warned, unless your name is Beth, she scary af 😱, but in a nice way.

How many people on here who make next to fk all can give a better run down, this is pre school level shit and they have NASA scientists paid to put it in with fancy words, the earth get hot, earth get cold, then sun goes big and earth go 💥 boom boom 💥 well dries out but you get the idea, every few hundred million years almost every dies, it's why horse shoe crabs are the oldest creatures at I think 350 - 150 million years old correct me if I'm wrong, which means we are actually sceduled for an extinction event relatively soon 100 - 150 m years.... yeah total shit post this article.

Why is this even a thing we bother with, why do people click on it, why the fk did I click on it and more importantly why the fuck did you 😂 .

 

[SickToDeath]

You really got to stop smoking meth.

 

[Bostonjohn]

Wanna mail each other snails? Maybe we can cause an ecological disaster and speed this up. Oh, and speakin of speed, don't bogart the pipe asshole!

 

[lovestruck]

Better prepare, 150 million years is right around the corner.

 

[D.O.A.]

NASA scientists reveal exact moment Earth will 'run out of oxygen' as CO2 continues to increase

Lmfao as if death is news holy shit we know people die get over it. I sent this to my boss last night saying I can't come in today, because I needed to start preparing for the inevitable, one too many cans.

He told me to shut the fuck up 😢 😭.

There is so much wrong with this article a discord friend posted it to me so if it's on here already just delete the thread and call me a nigger 😊 not sure if world news is appropriate though might move it, but I will likely call you a twat, you have been warned, unless your name is Beth, she scary af 😱, but in a nice way.

How many people on here who make next to fk all can give a better run down, this is pre school level shit and they have NASA scientists paid to put it in with fancy words, the earth get hot, earth get cold, then sun goes big and earth go 💥 boom boom 💥 well dries out but you get the idea, every few hundred million years almost every dies, it's why horse shoe crabs are the oldest creatures at I think 350 - 150 million years old correct me if I'm wrong, which means we are actually sceduled for an extinction event relatively soon 100 - 150 m years.... yeah total shit post this article.

Why is this even a thing we bother with, why do people click on it, why the fk did I click on it and more importantly why the fuck did you 😂 .

 

[Vallrain]

Better prepare, 150 million years is right around the corner.

I know, it's like, what are my kids.... ah *scratches head*

I am pretty certain it's click bait to make NASA feel relevant for a government budget increase for anti meteor defence tech or so.e other bs study they want to do.

Someone spent millions of dollars on this shit and I could give you a better run down, where my money at.

 

[Vallrain]

You really got to stop smoking meth.

I don't appreciate the insinuation @SickToDeath besides if anyone cares to notice *snorts line of crack* I never once smoked crak in my life.

Wanna mail each other snails? Maybe we can cause an ecological disaster and speed this up. Oh, and speakin of speed, don't bogart the pipe asshole!

Hmm, not fair on the snails though, also how the fuck would that cause a collapse lmao, teach me professor @Bostonjohn

 

[Bostonjohn]

I don't appreciate the insinuation @SickToDeath besides if anyone cares to notice *snorts line of crack* I never once smoked crak in my life.

Hmm, not fair on the snails though, also how the fuck would that cause a collapse lmao, teach me professor @Bostonjohn

Take a snail from a pond, put dat hermaphrodite slut in a lake. BOOM! Less plant life. Maybe you need more amphetamines to get to my level?

 

[Harumph]

I have a great image as my banner here of a star going red giant against a smaller planet in its system. Just scroll over my avatar to see it! However, it probably won't take that long for us to endure a major population bottleneck from a supervolcanic eruption such as the one contained within the Yellowstone Calderas, which also just happens to be one of my favorite scientific topics. I already have my ceramic underwear. Do you?

Yellowstone Caldera - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Vallrain]

Take a snail from a pond, put dat hermaphrodite slut in a lake. BOOM! Less plant life. Maybe you need more amphetamines to get to my level?

God being a snail would be lit, *talking to self snail alone on a leaf*

"Take it you dirty slut TAKE IT" *the faint clucking sound can be heard*

Snail - "Fuck I'm so big"

Snail - "I know baby, fuck your hitting my, um *bites um snail lip* all the way back in my shell I'm fucking, *moans* I'm cumming your so good baby"

Snail - "my seed, fuck it flowing hard your such a fucking whore baby I love you *kissed own cheek* 😘

Snail - "best sex I had baby"

LMFAO.

 

[Vallrain]

I have a great image as my banner here of a star going red giant against a smaller planet in its system. Just scroll over my avatar to see it! However, it probably won't take that long for us to endure a major population bottleneck from a supervolcanic eruption such as the one contained within the Yellowstone Calderas, which also just happens to be one of my favorite scientific topics. I already have my ceramic underwear. Do you?

Yellowstone Caldera - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Death by super volcano, I'd be looking at getting a plane ticket to fly into it as it erupts lol.

Also if a supernovae within a few hundred light years goes off it'd wipe us out all the same, radiation is a bitch, not fully but we'd live short and shit lives for a few decades lol.

 

[Harumph]

Death by super volcano, I'd be looking at getting a plane ticket to fly into it as it erupts lol.

Also if a supernovae within a few hundred light years goes off it'd wipe us out all the same, radiation is a bitch, not fully but we'd live short and shit lives for a few decades lol.

We'd probably endure a gamma ray burst before then too, which would be very destructive, as well. Don't forget the magnetic reversal of the poles and the plate tectonic upheavals that would cause.

 

[Vallrain]

We'd probably endure a gamma ray burst before then too, which would be very destructive, as well. Don't forget the magnetic reversal of the poles and the plate tectonic upheavals that would cause.

Not sure why this is making me aroused....

It's okay people adapt, they the costly scientists said 70c earth temp would wipe out all life, yet fkn forget most water is underground safe, and we can just dig and live like hobbits, yet not one of those hobos even thought to test their theories in real world scenarios holy shit lol.

 

[vacaloca]

Oxygen has to last a minute longer than I'm going to live, then the others can become extinct, I don't care.

 

[GrizzlyRazorblades]

Man will kill himself off by the time oxygen runs out.

 

[Vallrain]

Oxygen has to last a minute longer than I'm going to live, then the others can become extinct, I don't care.

Just one minute, to be fair we'd probably find a way to scrub the atmosphere if we were slowly suffocating anyway, more important shit to worry about.

Man will kill himself off by the time oxygen runs out.

Or evolve into whatever is next for our species, apes to hairless apes with no tail to what Aryans, probably not.

I like to think mans evolution is dual cocks, only cause it would really piss of the lady population lmao.

 

[Cauntsniff]

NASA scientists reveal exact moment Earth will 'run out of oxygen' as CO2 continues to increase

Lmfao as if death is news holy shit we know people die get over it. I sent this to my boss last night saying I can't come in today, because I needed to start preparing for the inevitable, one too many cans.

He told me to shut the fuck up 😢 😭.

There is so much wrong with this article a discord friend posted it to me so if it's on here already just delete the thread and call me a nigger 😊 not sure if world news is appropriate though might move it, but I will likely call you a twat, you have been warned, unless your name is Beth, she scary af 😱, but in a nice way.

How many people on here who make next to fk all can give a better run down, this is pre school level shit and they have NASA scientists paid to put it in with fancy words, the earth get hot, earth get cold, then sun goes big and earth go 💥 boom boom 💥 well dries out but you get the idea, every few hundred million years almost every dies, it's why horse shoe crabs are the oldest creatures at I think 350 - 150 million years old correct me if I'm wrong, which means we are actually sceduled for an extinction event relatively soon 100 - 150 m years.... yeah total shit post this article.

Why is this even a thing we bother with, why do people click on it, why the fk did I click on it and more importantly why the fuck did you 😂 .

I didn't click it man u made it seem lole a waste of time fuck even the title made it seem like a waste of time. WE'RE NOT HERE FOR A LONG TIME, WE'RE HERE FOR A GOOD TIME!!! 😂

 

[mrln]

i didnt click the link to read it,so i need not wonder about that.
but what i DO wonder is,why did i click on this thread and read the first post!
but i do understand your point. i dont want to get caught out being far away from home when this happens. gotta say good bye to everyone, ya know...?

 

[Orange_Squirrel]

Well, none of us will be around then... So fuck it

 

[Jizdrop1]

I'm old enough to remember these doom and gloom stories from as far back as the 60's. Past 30 years they ramped the fear factor up big time. Take no notice of the cunts eveything the news said would happen never fucking has nor ever will. It's bullshit.