I drink myself.

[Rosie]

We are a brotherhood of men who share the common bond of self-swallowing. The time has come to cast aside shame and secrecy and celebrate this act of self-love. Here are our stories, please feel free to add your own:


Save It for Later
Down the Hatch
I cum several times in a shot glass, then when I jerk off I try to get the nerve to drink it. The more loads the better and I sometimes have six. It’s hard to do, so I imagine that several guys have jerked off in the glass and they force me to drink it and swallow it slowly. I pour it in my mouth quickly without thinking about it, like I have no choice, and that makes me cum large.


Swish and Swallow
I love to blow my load into a shot glass and then drink it. Sometimes I’ll just swallow it right away and sometimes I leave the cum in my mouth and swish it around before I swallow. It’s the best.


I’ll Drink to That
I love to eat the precum off the end of my cock by just wiping it off with my fingers and then licking it off my fingers, but when I want to swallow my entire cum shot, I usually cum in a shot glass and swallow it that way. It's great to "save up" for a while so that there's a big load to swallow.


Saving It Up
I love to masturbate and cum in a small jar, which I then store in the freezer. After collecting about 20 loads, I dress up in suspenders, stockings and high heels. I warm my cum collection in a microwave and when I jerk off and cum all over my stockings and stomach, I empty the jar into my mouth and swallow it all down slowly, savoring the beautiful taste. I then sleep in my lingerie. Sheer heaven.


Secretly Savoring It
I have loved to masturbate since I was very young, about 13. My favorite is to swallow my own come either from my hands or being upside down in any way and letting my come drip to my mouth. I love to rub it in my mouth and face. The best of all is not to swallow it but to hold it in your mouth for a long time, even a couple of hours. It’s very exciting, especially if you continue with your daily routine like working, and nobody suspects you are having the taste of come in your mouth. You could talk to girls or anyone else, and it’s only your secret. The best way, I promise.


Improvised Ejaculating Dildo
It is not always easy to find a dick to suck when I am horny so I improvise. First I jack off in a rubber. I tie off the end and freeze my cum. Next time I am horny and don't have something to suck I go to the freezer. I let the cum thaw, which doesn't take very long if I roll it between my palms. Once thawed I put the rubber on a 8" dildo that isn't too fat. I suck on this to get it to body temperature then I stick a pin hole into the tip of the rubber where the cum is. I now suck on the improvised dick and get drops of the cum in my mouth. I put a little of the cum on my mustache so I can smell it while I continue to suck. By this time I am jerking my dick and it is hard as it ever gets. The idea of smelling and tasting my own cum really turns me on and my cum is very sweet. The hotter I get the more cum I suck out. With most of the cum in my mouth, I swallow small amounts to enjoy the taste until I can't stand it and want the dildo in my throat. I lean my head over the edge of the bed and insert the dildo as far as I can in my throat. Being lubed with my own cum, it generally goes in to the hilt. When I can't hold back any longer, I swallow all of the cum and go back down on the dildo as far as I can. I cum with several sharp blasts and stay down as long as I can. Now I have another load for the next time.


Serve Chilled
Whenever I cum I will not be in the mood to swallow right away, so I collect it in a glass or something and keep that in the fridge to cool. After a few days I will swallow the frozen cum. I enjoy the taste. and I cum in the same bottle again, so the procedure continues.


Melts in Your Mouth
I like to freeze my cum in a container and add to it during several jack off sessions. Each time I place it back in the freezer until I am ready to treat myself to a huge load. During a nice slow jack off session I will take my container and let the frozen glob slide into my mouth and start thawing. The taste of my melting semen gets me hot and soon I have a large load to swish around my mouth and swallow just before I enjoy ejaculating again.


Baggie Ritual
I find it super hot to swallow my own cum. I jack off into a plastic baggie and after cumming, remove the baggie from my cock and lay it out flat on my dresser. Then I use my finger to wipe my cock-head clean and lick my finger. I then milk my cock for any remaining cum, wipe the drops with my finger and lick away. Now I return to the baggie of cum. I use a ruler to squeegee the cum into a pool. Then I raise the baggie over my upturned face and let the pool of thick cum slowly descend onto my extended tongue. I then swish the cum around inside my mouth, enjoying the feel, taste and texture. Finally, I swallow. It's sooo goood, I only wish I could ejaculate ten times as much cum.


Single-Serving Packet
I like to beat off in a condom and then put the condom in my mouth and turn it inside out and suck all my own cum off it and swallow it. I wish I could suck my own dick, but I do like sucking other men with big cocks. They say I suck good.


Cocktail Recipe
I swallow my own hot load every time. I’ll gargle it. I fill a 2 ounce shot glass with one ounce of my own cum and another ounce of my own piss and down it goes.


Deposits at the Sperm Bank
I like to jerk off at least 4 times early in the day and save my cum in a container. Then later at night when I am real horny, I jerk off while playing with the cum in my mouth. I can't do it after I orgasm, I lose the desire to, so I have to save it up and do it before. I'm straight, but I love the idea of a huge cumshot in my mouth.

 

[Rosie]

Secret Ingredient
Creamy Milkshake
I love to masturbate my cock with lots of Johnson's baby lotion and swallow my own cum in the cum swallowing position, or spurt it in my palm and lick it up after. I also spurt it in a glass of very cold and creamy powdered milk and drink my cum with it. I also freeze two weeks worth of cum loads and slurp it like young coconut meat while watching gay porn.


Lunch Special
I masturbate almost every day while having lunch in my work van, usually in a public parking lot which gets me super horny, knowing that I might get caught. I always lick all of the precum that slowly oozes out of my cock and when I squirt my load, I love to shoot it onto my sandwich or into my pudding cup and savor it with my lunch. I will sometimes squirt it into a spoon and drink it straight, or I will cum into a cup and wait a couple of hours and slowly sip the now-clear fluid; This tastes wonderful and it makes me incredibly horny again, so I will pull over and masturbate again. Another thing that I like to do is to have my girlfriend climb on top of me and "69" me after I have shot my huge load into her pussy, this way I get to lick up all of my cum that is oozing out of her pussy along with her wonderful juices mixed together, which is such a great taste and turn on for both of us. I'm getting so horny writing this that I'm going to go masturbate right now and swallow all of my cum!


Chocolate Sprinkles on That?
I play with my cock for hours until my balls begin to ache. When I am close to cumming, I stop. I do that a lot of times, so when I cum, I really explode. I suggest you try it. My favorite ending is to cum in my mouth and swallow my hot sperm. But I do it differently every time. For example, yesterday I had a chocolate ice cream. I finished in it and ate it. Mmm, it was delicious.
Cream-Filled Cupcake
I love lifting my legs over my head and jacking off until I cum right in my mouth, I taste it for a while then swallow the whole lot. Also, I like cumming onto some type of food like a biscuit. Sometimes I cut a cupcake in half and shoot my load inside then put the two halves back together and eat it. I just love the creamy centre.


Protein Shake
I have always wanted to drink my own cum but have never felt like it after cumming. The other day I promised myself that I would do it. I came in a glass and mixed it with full cream milk and drank it in four gulps. It was OK, but you must mix it up well. I will try it next time with less milk.


Next Best Thing
Once I started swallowing my own cum I regretted all the times I wiped it off with something. I really do like the taste of my cum. It makes my masturbation that much more enjoyable. It was best for me when I put my legs over my head while lying down on my back and letting my dick shoot the cum right in to my mouth, never missing a single drop of that wonderful sex juice. I am so old now that I can no longer cum, so I do the next best thing. I put yogurt on my dick and with my fingers, bring it from my dick to my mouth. Putting the yogurt on to my dick and then sucking it off my dick is one of the ways I get that good old feeling of cumming off again. But this time there is much more of it than my dick could ever produce.

 

[Rosie]

First Time and Attempts
Working Up to It
I lie on my back with my feet facing the wall and edge myself up so my ass is up the wall a bit. Then I throw my feet back over my head and reach for my dick with my mouth. I swallow the precum which is nice but I never have taken a shot in my mouth. I want to though.


I Love Precum
I love to start by rubbing my big balls. My cock gets real hard and I stroke slowly. Once it is real hard I will stoke it fast until I almost cum, then stop. I do this for hours. I get lots of precum going, rub it all over my cock and lick the juices from my hands. I love precum. I shot my load into my mouth once, but have not swallowed. I want to try though. After hours of this, my wife comes home from work and we have the most incredible sex. She asked me one night what I did to make my cock so thick and hard. I told her what I do and it totally turned her on.


Started Small
I started by wiping the precum off my cock with my finger and licking it while I wanked. This progressed to rolling over on my back and shooting my load into my mouth. It's a huge turn-on. Try it.


Still Don’t Have the Balls
I normally jerk off at night in bed right before I go to sleep. I've been very curious about drinking my own load but have never had the balls to actually do it. I've come all over my belly and tasted it off my fingers, but I always chicken out about swallowing all of it. When I am jerking off, I want to swallow it. I even think about it as I’m jerking off, but when I cum, I chicken out. I am just curious what its like to actually drink the whole load. I know one day I will actually try it.


Sweet, Sweet Precum
I like to lie on my back and hold my cock, squeezing it gently while fantasizing. I do this until I can feel the precum oozing off my cock head down on to my thumb. I then lick all the jizz off my thumb, take the rest of it off my cock and lick it off my fingers. I try to get as much as possible. It’s sweet and a real turn on. I have put my legs over my head and can get my face about 4 inches from my cock. As I stroke my cock and I know that I am going to cum, I usually lose the interest to come all over my face and in my mouth. Seems too weird when it's really going to happen. But I have done it, twice, and the orgasm was really strong. A long pumping stream of spunk onto my face, and lips and I swallowed some (not much). Tasting my oozing precum is really sweet and it turns me on. Tasting my semen while I cum is not that good, but maybe I'll try it again soon! There are times when I've shot my load once all over my stomach and chest then waited a while and started stroking again. While I do this, I lick some of the semen off my body and that does turn me on. Also, I love to use a cock ring while stroking it.


Still Not Sure
Sometimes when I’m really horny I lock myself into the bathroom and put a towel on the floor so I don’t make a mess. Then I start masturbating and sticking fingers up my arse. When I’m about to cum I put my legs over my head and aim my dick to my mouth. I usually end up with loads of cum over my face and in my mouth. But just after I cum I always find it a bit disgusting so I never actually swallowed a whole load, but I still want to.


The Courage to Cum
I've been self-sucking for about 6 months now. I lay on my back (actually the back of my neck), and push against the wall or cradle my leg. I've been able to go deeper each time. After about 45 minutes of practicing I can get about half my dick in my mouth. The exertion is uncomfortable though, so I usually end up jacking off. Today I built up enough courage to jack off in my mouth. I didn't swallow though.


By the Spoonful
I had wanted to eat my own cum for a long time but was turned off when it came time to do it. I did it a few times but was not satisfied with the experience. Recently I have found that going a long time before cumming and not fully finishing off is a great way to follow through on your desire to eat it. I get to the point of orgasm but do not continue to stroke, so as to produce a flow of cum as opposed to a violent squirting effect. I cum into a plastic spoon and swallow it!


Getting Up the Nerve
For the past few years, I have been curious about sucking my own cock. Several times, after 45 minutes of trying, I finally connected my hard cock head to my lips. Licking the head then fuels my desire to try to shove the head closer into my mouth. A couple times I had both lips on my cock. Until recently, I would stroke myself to climax, wimp out and cum on my chest. Recently, after reading some inspiring stories of guys getting up the nerve, I held myself in place while I was cumming. My entire load splashed into my eager mouth. It was pure heaven. Right now, I am so freaking hard while writing this. In just a few moments, I will attempt self-swallow #2. Wish me luck!


Use a Straw
I was reading these stories and had never really swallowed my own cum. I had tasted it, but never really swallowed. So I decided to give it a shot. Yes, pun intended! I cut off a piece of tubing from my old fish tank, put Vaseline on the tip and proceeded to jack off with my fingers deep up my ass, working my prostate. As I was getting ready to come, I removed my fingers from my butt and slid the tube about a quarter inch into the head of my dick and came almost immediately. My cum shot into the tube. About halfway through cumming I sucked everything out of the tube, first into my mouth, then I swallowed it. It was a strange, salty taste but overall was good. I'll be doing this again. Thanks for the inspiration.


The Taste Was Horrible
This was the first time I came on myself. I was in the bathroom naked (except for my anklets...I never take those off) ready to masturbate then I felt that I wanted to try something new. So I lubed up the end of my toothbrush, lay down, and tried to put my legs high, as high up as I could, almost over my head and rest them on the sink. Then, I started continually thrusting the end of the toothbrush in and out of my anus and began jerking off as usual, fantasizing about me and my boyfriend (fine, I admit it, I'm gay). There I was, with my penis right in front of my face and right before I came I closed my eyes and opened my mouth. I totally freaked out when the cum shot straight into my throat. I gagged for a while and hated it. The taste and texture were just horrible. I was coughing and spitting for days after that. I always spat it out until my boyfriend taught me to swallow.


Half a Load’s Better Than None
I masturbate all kinds of ways, but the best is to get a dildo and deep throat it as I stroke my cock. I can get most of six-inch dildo down my throat and when I have some precum I will rub it on the head of the dildo and pretend it is someone else’s. I have only swallowed my own cum once, but it was a “half of a load” so to speak. As soon as I get the full load out I lose interest in swallowing it. I am straight but I have this weird desire to suck on a cock at least once. I really like precum but I am not too sure about a load of cum. I have put my legs over my head.

 

[zombiegirl]

woah.....

 

[DECADENCE]

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[social outcast]

I see one of the techniques listed that was also Gacy's preferred method. Excerpt is from the late Jason Moss' book The Last Victim. The author committed suicide on 06/06/06..or 6/6/6.

After wading through pages thick with braggadocio, it was almost a relief to see Gacy return to his favorite subject: kinky sex. "Almost "a relief.
One of Gacy’s obsessions was a form of masturbation called “head-over-head.” It consisted of lying on the ground and leaning one’s butt against a wall in such a way that the hips (or as Gacy would prefer, the head of one’s penis) were higher than one’s head. Once in this position, the masturbator would then proceed to stroke himself, and when an orgasm was achieved, the semen would discharge all over his face.
He spoke about this technique a lot, although he claimed that because of his weight and age, he could no longer practice it. He was insistent, though, that I give it a try—obvi-ously because it was one of his favorite fantasies of what he wanted to do to me. Since he couldn’t be physically present, he wanted me to act out both roles. I also realized that, in a way, he was"training "me. Since I’d admitted to him that I hadn’t yet had a homosexual encounter, he was preparing me, little by little, to move in that direction.
After I confirmed—in the face of relentless hounding—
that I’d at last given his special recipe a try (I’d done no such thing), Gacy soon let up on the subject and assumed I was “head-over-heading” on a regular basis. Every now and again he’d ask about my most recent “self-loving” encounter, and I’d make up a new story, logging it in a journal with the date so I wouldn’t forget what I’d said.

 

[Torque Button]

Rosie posting Grom's PI (drinking problem)

now let's see if the staff looks the other way

 

[mrln]

where is that sap anyway?

 

[Hellwig]

W...


T...
F...?

 

[Rosie]

Ready, Aim, Fire
Blowing Bubbles
I love to throw my legs over my head and pump away. I have been doing this since I was sixteen years old and I am now 57. I love the taste of my cum as it squirts into my open mouth. I like to blow bubbles with my cum and then swallow it.
Getting Some Leverage
I love to throw my legs over my head and stick them between the mattress and box spring as I jack off. With my dick only an inch away from my mouth, it's easy to shoot a load down my own throat. The force of the mattress on my legs helps to insure that I won't pull away as I cum on myself.


Now I Lay Me Down
I like to sit on my bed and whack for I while but I don’t cum. When I’m horny enough I put a pillow underneath my head and lift my hips above my head. From there I can lick the head of my dick while I whack off. Then I cum into my mouth and swallow it all.
Staring It Down
I like to just sit up against a pillow and stare at my cock while I masturbate. Then when I come I make sure it's pointing at my face so most of it hits me in the face. Then I scoop it all up with my finger and swallow it.


Head Over Heels
I do a backwards somersault and masturbate slowly and let my precum fall into my mouth. Then I sit up and almost get to the point of climax and then I let go. I wait a little then I go back at it. I do this about 6 times then I finally shoot my whole load all over my face and swallow some and it is so incredible. I just rub it all over my chest and it’s great. Then I sit on my porch in the sun till I can get hard again.


Hard to Aim
I like to restrain myself from masturbating for a few days, then before jerking off look at porn for an hour, so then I can ejaculate a huge load. Right before I orgasm, I usually lie on my back and throw my legs back over my head so my cock is hanging right over my face. I don't try to swallow it right off. I like to shoot it all over my face. Be sure to do this on a towel or something because your aim won't be so good, and close your eyes too. Then I smear my cum all over my face and lick it off my lips and hands, or just lie there for a while. It's really a wonderful experience.


Precum Appetizer
I love to taste my precum and lie on my back and wank. The taste of the precum in my mouth makes me so horny. This makes me cum extra quick and then I swallow that huge load. Keep up the good work guys.


In the Teeth
I put my legs way up the wall sometimes and open my mouth. Then I shoot in my mouth and all over my face. It’s kinda gross ‘cause sometimes it gets in my teeth.


The Rosy Palm
I wait until nobody is at home and then go to my bedroom and strip off all my clothes! Once I have stripped, I lie on my bed and do the "Rosy Palm." To do the rosy palm you will need to put some sort of lubrication on the palm of your hand and then you rub the head of your penis until you get a funny feeling. Once you get the feeling, bend over by bending the lower part of your body towards your head. Now start pumping away until you shoot cum. Close your eyes and open your mouth. I swallow my cum but I am not gay.


Tit Torture
I masturbate by being totally naked and putting nipple clamps on my nipples. My nipples are very sensitive because I shave my breasts and around my cock. So I pull on my nipple clamps and watch my cock get big and hard. When I cum, I swallow all of it in my mouth. I love the taste of cum. My nipples become very perky using nipple clamps.


Girls Love the Taste
I like to dress in all kinds of girls’ clothes and lie on my back with my cock over my face and pump my cum in my mouth. Then I get on my knees in front of a mirror and look at the load in my mouth and swallow it. How can you be a girl and not love the taste of cum?


In a Corner
I like to lube up my dick with my spit and prop myself in a corner so that my dick is pointing right at me. Then I swallow all the cum I can.


A Throbbing Thrill
The taste of cum is an acquired taste, which I have learned to love. My own cum dropping from my hard cock directly into my mouth is a great throbbing thrill. It isn't hard to position myself so that my cock is right over my open mouth if I lay on the floor and put my feet up on the bed over my head. Looking up at my hard cock makes me get really excited and it doesn't take long before I am ready to cum. I stall it off as long as I can, but it isn't long before I can't hold back, because my prick is throbbing so hard and feels so good. I cum into my mouth and then I swirl it around in my mouth, tasting it, sliding it around with my tongue, and then swallowing it all down. Makes my cock hard just thinking about it.


Gallons of Goo
I like sitting up against the wall and then do a backwards somersault. That way, my cock is right above my mouth. Then I just masturbate and shoot the cum in my mouth. I'm straight but I love cum so much. It’s my favorite part of porn videos. I just wanna swallow gallons of the thick, creamy, salty, gooey cum down my throat.


Doing It Dry
I go in a U-position and do a dry masturbation. Before I cum, I let go and I don't orgasm, but I cum, and it goes all in my mouth, and I self-swallow. It is so good tasting. Try it yourself.


Working It to a Froth
I like to jack after 3 or 4 days of abstinence for a really big wad blast! I'll lay naked on my bed and start dry stroking with my left hand and squeeze my balls real hard with my right hand until the precum starts to ooze out of my piss-hole. Then (this takes some practice) I slowly milk small drops of warm, white cum out my now-straining cock head and using them as lube, continuing to beat away on my throbbing shaft as even more jizz pours out in bigger globs. All this pumping meanwhile turns my cum-glazed dick into a slippery foamy-like mess with the wet slurping sounds adding even more to the experience. After 20 to 30 minutes of this abusive ecstasy, I'm now pretty much ready to blow my whole load so I pick up the pace and start lifting my whole butt off the bed to meet my strokes. I usually squirt 5 or 6 good size ropes, the first 1 or 2 landing on my face or tongue (I keep my mouth open!). After I'm all done and calmed down I swish it around my mouth and swallow...YUM! !!


Bottoms Up
For me, masturbating always ends with swallowing my own cum. I usually wank as normal, and often stimulate my prostate, but as I near orgasm I lie on my bed, pull my legs up so my cock is pointing at my face, and then empty my load into my mouth. I love the warm salty taste. I sometimes spit some cum onto my hands and then rub my bum hole. Amazing.


How About It, Straight Guys?
I was wondering how many straight men sample their jizz. I love putting my legs straight up in the air and buffin’ my mushroom till I knock out a load in my mouth. It can’t be too bad for ya.....women swallow it. How many straight guys taste or swallow their cum? Anyone know?


Super Size Me
Cut the bottom out of a plastic two quart soda bottle. Spray the inside with some "non-stick" "Pam" "tasteless" cooking spray. A light coating is all that is needed. One doesn’t want to lose that great taste. When you’re about to explode, position your cock over the open-holed bottle, legs over your head. Now put the screw top end in your mouth, without the cap on, and pop your load in the end. It will run down and into your open mouth. In essence you have made your cock 12 inches longer and it is impossible to waste a drop.


You’re Not Alone
I have a question. I have jerked off so many different ways and love them all. What I want to know from readers is how many straight guys taste or swallow their own cum. I hope I’m not the only one here who does it. My favorite way is to put my legs in the air so my cock is aiming at my face. At the point of shooting, I open my mouth and blast a creamy hot load in my mouth and swallow my sweet nut gravy. I was wondering how many straight men really do this...though none would admit it in person. I really don’t see the big deal. It’s your own....how safe can ya be and you damned sure won’t wind up with a baby. Probably more do it than we know.


In the Mood for Cum
The best way to masturbate when you’re in the mood for your own cum is to lay flat on the ground naked, turn the light off, and start fantasizing. Stop occasionally and lick the precum off your finger, and continue jerking. When you’re ready to bust, throw your legs over your head and as close as possible cum in your mouth. Keep jerking and let every drop go in. Swish it around in your mouth, swallow and enjoy.


Time for a Private Moment
I often watch myself masturbate in front of a mirror and then watch my face when I’m about to blow my load. When I do this, I quickly get on my back, lift my legs above my head so that my cock is in my face and I shove as many fingers up my arse as possible, whilst still jacking. I then blow my load all in my mouth and swallow all of my cum. It feels so good, I think I’m gonna go for some private time now!


Let It Ooze
I get really horny from reading these stories, then I grab my cock and begin jerking it up and down gently with strokes speeding gradually. Then I lick my hand and rub my cock for stimulation while jerking off (like now). Sometimes I will lay back and put my legs over my head and let the cum ooze into my mouth. If I’m really horny I may even swallow it.

 

[Wolf]

Come again? This is all a bit hard to swallow. The thought alone is leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

 

[wino]

no rosie NO

 

[Firegoddess420]

Oh my gosh ..

 

[killermfkaty]

I see one of the techniques listed that was also Gacy's preferred method. Excerpt is from the late Jason Moss' book The Last Victim. The author committed suicide on 06/06/06..or 6/6/6.

Whoa. Jason Moss killed himself??

 

[warriorz]

Omg.....wtf....sjgs....

Sent from your mother's bedroom...

 

[Msprissypants]

...I'm speechless

 

[GORE-MANIAC]

Dude......

 

[wino]

Dudett......

 

[methamphetamine]

LOL

 

[Loosihfur]

There is no way you typed all that shit yourself hahaha. Still funny whacky ass shit though