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disaster He Part Of The Noodle Now
- Thread starter Monkman777
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My favourite kind of video. Rotating machinery accidents.
@lullabyofscreams
Sitting here waiting for a compilation
he fucking survived!π€―
They don't have an emergency stop, it's more of a casually pull over to the side of the the road.
Also that's gonna be one hell of a lasange.
Also that's gonna be one hell of a lasange.
Vic_
Vintage. Slightly used. Mostly original parts.
I said shaken, not stirred!!
variometer
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There's no proof of that. The guy in hospital doesn't look like the same accident. Those revs and that confined space would seem to indicate massive spinal injuries that would not be compatible with life.
I'm no expert though...
He never went in the bowl, he just kinda spins on top, his legs took a beating though
Except I think his legs are a little shorter than that now.
You are correct. I was able to find an actual photograph of him, and he did not survive.
I watched it again. In fact I watched it many agains... . but anyway, I think he went all the way it.
But I might be wrong. I'm not going to fight you over it...
π
don't fuck with rotating mechanical machines
But, did you watch it backwards? π
I just noticed his head seems to stay on the rim right until the end where you can see him flop over the side after his wild ride, that's my perspective anyway.
I'm not sure if he survived or not but it seems at least possible
Grand Mal Caesar
It's ALIVE!!! Shoot it again!
Sadly, it was just a rim job. He flops to the floor as the spindle begins to turn in the opposite direction because the first two idiots didn't know how to turn the machine off. Then the guy in pink comes over and does the "What the fuck! You guys are morons!" arm thing and just unplugs it.
I was terribly disappointed that he didn't go all in. I wanted to be wrong. But alas, nope. Sometimes it sucks to be right.
We are way overdue for a new gory spindle death. Keep your fingers crossed in hopes of a new one arriving soon. I'm hoping for one with a high torque, slow speed, tight wrap style finish with lots of snapping, popping and squishing sounds along with an assortment of extremely displeasured mouth noises.
Bonus giggles if you imagine that the one wearing the olive drab t-shirt, white gloves and what appears to be a bowler is a mime at their day job.
Damn. I thought he was dead for sure...
There will be some hot young Asian nurse on his ward who, late one night, and motivated only by his pleasure, will say 'You want to rib job me?'
And she'll wonder for ever more why he suddenly died of shock...
Grand Mal Caesar
It's ALIVE!!! Shoot it again!
"You awgan donah now. I not shaving junk for preasure. I just crean and inject amphetamines and penis election inducer in penis. Wang docta, Docta Wang. Hehehehehe. Never gets owed. He test genitahr function with machine befaw cutting them off.
Yaw genitahrs to be used to save ritter guhr flum being dlowned in toyret. Oh, good Penis up now. Docta be heah in cuppera owas. Yaw genitahrs make sad ritter guhr into happy ritter boy. Good ruck faw penis function awe it just get fed to dogs."
miketeevee13
I like jerking off and playing video games
Asian accidents are always fucking hilarious!!
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