FYI Dating In The 1980s

[LonesomeLoser]

I was in Funkytown on Electric Avenue so I decided to visit my girl Jenny. So I called her on the telephone, she's never home. I carefully dialed 867-5309 but she didn't pick up. I said fine, don't answer me. I went to her house but she told me to beat it. So I said if this is it, please let me know. She told me that I make her feel like she's invisible. I said you can talk to me, but she said no more words. It's just as well, what are words for? It cut like a knife and it made me want to cry but I guess that's why they call it the blues. They say that no one is to blame in this crazy little thing called love. So I called her friend Billie Jean and she soon had me walking on sunshine!

 

[Hate]

RIP Seymour

 

[chewbok]

@Jenny. Take you back? Those who know, know.

 

[mrln]

i went to paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty,breaking the law. then i looked up and saw the electric eye on the pole,where we danced pole to pole as a safety dance. as i walked down the street i saw girls on film,where the girls just wanted to have fun. they shook me all night long. before i knew it i was on the phone and told my mamma im coming home,so i took the morning train.

 

[chewbok]

Only you know and I know…

 

[mrln]

I thought this sounded familiar. You copied it word-for-word.

wait... fuckin what? he copied his and i just got mine just from the top of my head?
the dude is a fraud!?! plagiarzer? fuckin asshat.
good detective work there.

 

[Lovinight]

He said I might like you better, if we slept together, but it was a Sunday, bloody Sunday. I saw the double Dutch bus coming down the street, and suddenly I was blinded by the light, in the heat of the moment, breaking the chains that bind me, I got to cut loose, footloose, it's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right, put your hands, on your hips, and pull your knees in tight, and it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane, like a science fiction, double feature, because life is just a fantasy, when your life is in the fast lane, the waiting is the hardest part.

 

[Lovinight]

 

[K.I.T.T.]

wait... fuckin what? he copied his and i just got mine just from the top of my head?
the dude is a fraud!?! plagiarzer? fuckin asshat.
good detective work there.

Yeah, I knew it sounded familiar so I googled the first two sentences and Bingo,

 

[Htos1av]

I remember the 80's....my fav guy is wearing the red "power dome". But I was in love with Chrissie Hynde.

 

[miketeevee13]

Every rose has its thorn, bro.

 

[Lovinight]

Yeah, I knew it sounded familiar so I googled the first two sentences and Bingo,

I did mine off the top of my head too, fuck, maybe this is a fishing expedition, to steal our work, dang, I hope I don't have to copyright shit, now! ba, hahahaha