Trump's Easter Address to the Nation: He's Just So Jesus-Like

[DeathHand]

Trump: the Easter Bunny

Apr 4 2026

Umm ya. Why is he the only one with his eyes open?

Trump’s Easter Message Isn’t Just Wrong - It’s Blasphemous​

Apr 4 2026

"On hearing that President Donald Trump was compared to Jesus Christ at a White House Easter luncheon, a New York priest beloved by everybody from firefighters to construction workers to refugees to the homeless had much the same instant reaction as would any true Christian.

“Donald Trump is no more Jesus Christ than I am an astronaut on Pluto,” Father Brian Jordan said from Midtown Manhattan, where he serves as pastor of The Church of St. Francis of Assisi.

Jordan also voiced his opinion on the people who stood with Trump in the East Room on Wednesday and nodded in assent as televangelist Paula White-Cain, the head of the White House Department of Faith and the president’s so-called “spiritual adviser,” made the sacrilegious comparison.

“What we call them is the champions of clever sophistry; they say they’re Christians in word, but their actions do not prove it,” Jordan said. “They don’t care about the poor, immigrants, the disabled, or people with gender orientation issues or any of that. They’re insensitive to their needs.”

He went on, “Jesus would reach out and try to bring peace, not war, to Iran. And bring peace, not war, in Ukraine. And try to help out the hungry and malnourished in South Sudan and other parts of the world that have hunger issues.”

Jordan noted that the current president, who is sending Marines into harm’s way, did everything he could to avoid the Vietnam War.

“He won’t go to war, but sends other people to a war that’s not just,” Jordan said. “That’s not Christ-like.”

Jordan was then told by the Daily Beast of the two American jets that had been downed in Iran.

“On Good Friday,” he replied." Source

I feel so much better after seeing this bullshit.

But...

 

[Bruno Schulz]

Apr 4-5 2026

Umm ya.

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Trump’s Easter Message Isn’t Just Wrong - It’s Blasphemous​

Apr 4 2026

"On hearing that President Donald Trump was compared to Jesus Christ at a White House Easter luncheon, a New York priest beloved by everybody from firefighters to construction workers to refugees to the homeless had much the same instant reaction as would any true Christian.

“Donald Trump is no more Jesus Christ than I am an astronaut on Pluto,” Father Brian Jordan said from Midtown Manhattan, where he serves as pastor of The Church of St. Francis of Assisi.

Jordan also voiced his opinion on the people who stood with Trump in the East Room on Wednesday and nodded in assent as televangelist Paula White-Cain, the head of the White House Department of Faith and the president’s so-called “spiritual adviser,” made the sacrilegious comparison.

“What we call them is the champions of clever sophistry; they say they’re Christians in word, but their actions do not prove it,” Jordan said. “They don’t care about the poor, immigrants, the disabled, or people with gender orientation issues or any of that. They’re insensitive to their needs.”

He went on, “Jesus would reach out and try to bring peace, not war, to Iran. And bring peace, not war, in Ukraine. And try to help out the hungry and malnourished in South Sudan and other parts of the world that have hunger issues.”

Jordan noted that the current president, who is sending Marines into harm’s way, did everything he could to avoid the Vietnam War.

“He won’t go to war, but sends other people to a war that’s not just,” Jordan said. “That’s not Christ-like.”

Jordan was then told by the Daily Beast of the two American jets that had been downed in Iran.

“On Good Friday,” he replied." Source

I feel so much better after seeing this bullshit.

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Hey, don't badmouth Orange Jesus, you heretical bitch!

(You gon get smited. )

 

[Teeshine]

Old Testament has many war stories, not just Jesus feel good stories. 'Smite a civilization' does not mean leave a few to repopulate. I hate what Trump has become, but I'm glad he's not a pussy bitch. GRABHERBYHERPUSSY 👀

 

[Smokinrav]

They are seriously running out if superlatives to soothe his fragile ego. You got three years fucktards, and you only have fake God himself left for comparison.

Maybe Trump created God?

 

[djdeeds]

So many people who put faith in Trump and voted for him based on the promises that built encouragement and a sense of hope .. and he let everyone down with this unexpected bullshittery. Epstein who? Charlie Kirk deffo got hit by a tranny leftie with NO gun experience using an antique gun WTF .. "No new wars" ... well here's a DOOSIE! I'm Australian and can't vote in America but I 100% would have voted for Trump based on the promises AND I can testify on behalf of many Australians we supported him right through the campaign - he gave a lot of Aussies some hope that maybe we can make some much needed changes here in this country if enough people RISE UP. Man , this sucks what I see Trump doing. It just sucks ass.

 

[BlackUmbrella]

God bless the best president the U.S. has ever had, President Donald J. Trump. In Trump I Trust.

 

[8Jewminator8]

God bless the best president the U.S. has ever had, President Donald J. Trump. In Trump I Trust.

Is this a late april fools joke?

 

[mrln]

So many people who put faith in Trump and voted for him based on the promises that built encouragement and a sense of hope .. and he let everyone down with this unexpected bullshittery. Epstein who? Charlie Kirk deffo got hit by a tranny leftie with NO gun experience using an antique gun WTF .. "No new wars" ... well here's a DOOSIE! I'm Australian and can't vote in America but I 100% would have voted for Trump based on the promises AND I can testify on behalf of many Australians we supported him right through the campaign - he gave a lot of Aussies some hope that maybe we can make some much needed changes here in this country if enough people RISE UP. Man , this sucks what I see Trump doing. It just sucks ass.

how do you think we feel? it sucks ass more,for us. we live here and are dealing with it all. i was hopeful on his second term. all them promises he made. and broke more than he kept. (shudda known. once a con man,always a con man).

i thought trump converted to jewism? he didnt even put his hand on the bible when being sworn in either. so whats a spiritual advisor doing there in the wh? a tv evangelical to boot,no less! a fucking sheister swindler. and who wastes their fucking time with that tv evangelical bullshit anyway? your gunna sit there and watch and lissen to that bullshit? id rather put cnn on and listen to that bullshit. and for those who worship trump and think hes jesus,needs to get their head checked. #1 hes not spanish,so dont pronounce it ,hey soose. #2 trump aint no "saint" by no means!

 

[djdeeds]

how do you think we feel? it sucks ass more,for us. we live here and are dealing with it all. i was hopeful on his second term. all them promises he made. and broke more than he kept. (shudda known. once a con man,always a con man).

i thought trump converted to jewism? he didnt even put his hand on the bible when being sworn in either. so whats a spiritual advisor doing there in the wh? a tv evangelical to boot,no less! a fucking sheister swindler. and who wastes their fucking time with that tv evangelical bullshit anyway? your gunna sit there and watch and lissen to that bullshit? id rather put cnn on and listen to that bullshit. and for those who worship trump and think hes jesus,needs to get their head checked. #1 hes not spanish,so dont pronounce it ,hey soose. #2 trump aint no "saint" by no means!

Yeah man I totally get it .. I am in a different country and it might feel a bit weird to understand but a whole LOT of us so called "Aussie Trumpers" especially a couple of years ago (keep in mind we here in Australia hold onto the old alliance of Australia supporting America) a LOT of people were boosted emotionally and psychologically - our country is becoming like England - over run by Carpet Kissers. We were kinda relying on Trump and whatever shenanigans he can throw at the MUZRATS but it seems he's had his knob suckled on by some Camel Cunt .

 

[mrln]

Yeah man I totally get it .. I am in a different country and it might feel a bit weird to understand but a whole LOT of us so called "Aussie Trumpers" especially a couple of years ago (keep in mind we here in Australia hold onto the old alliance of Australia supporting America) a LOT of people were boosted emotionally and psychologically - our country is becoming like England - over run by Carpet Kissers. We were kinda relying on Trump and whatever shenanigans he can throw at the MUZRATS but it seems he's had his knob suckled on by some Camel Cunt .

unless australia implements ice for the muzzies,theres not much of a difference between the two countries now a day. more and more control is being handed over to state govts. california implemented a travel tax now. you get charged between 2 and 9 cents per mile you travel in your vehicle. and newsome wants to keep the kill switch policy in vehicles. this way if you say fuck you cali,im not paying the theft of service tax ,then they just hit the kill switch and disable your car. now you aint driving anywhere! moe infringement on our rights. not mine directly just yet,but the people of cali. greedy govt!

 

[Htos1av]

unless australia implements ice for the muzzies,theres not much of a difference between the two countries now a day. more and more control is being handed over to state govts. california implemented a travel tax now. you get charged between 2 and 9 cents per mile you travel in your vehicle. and newsome wants to keep the kill switch policy in vehicles. this way if you say fuck you cali,im not paying the theft of service tax ,then they just hit the kill switch and disable your car. now you aint driving anywhere! moe infringement on our rights. not mine directly just yet,but the people of cali. greedy govt!

Might be time to locate ALL the "municipal" 5/6g towers,(I know where EVERY SINGLE ONE is in my county). NOT a good idea to start remptely manipulating vehicles-lest we lose antennae/x-mitters-those make for NICE "upgrades" at home.....dempnrats seem to have forgotten people like me, and then there are the military types (I'm TOO much of a "goody two-shoes" for them)

 

[DeathHand]

Hey, don't badmouth Orange Jesus, you heretical bitch!

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You mean the Orange Khristian Kuck Klan, okkkay...got it. That crazy cult is all that Trump is trying to appease...when he was sworn in, he didn't even put his hand on the bible...that big book we find at hotels, beside the condoms (well we used to) in the night table top drawer.

First Jesus Trump said...was so nice of him. Glory be to 'god'.

Then he went loco again and said...once he arose from the massage bed, after some 3's of days...on Easter morning. Glory be to "Allah'? What a funny President of a troll, like a 10 yr old. Next will be Budda, then Baphomet...

He's a funny duck, even his own mother, although she loved him, thought he was stupid.

 

[DeathHand]

Not sure if this hat, one like never seen before, is for sale yet, it's still loading in some China Made factory.

 

[Smokinrav]

Do not expect trumptards to understand. Saying they drank the kool-aid is like saying a volcano is just a firecracker.

 

[DeathHand]

Gee, now it's 'god Bless the Great people of Iran'...Apr 7 2026. Really? Reeeaaallllyyyyy? Before or after Trump, not the military, just Trump, knocks them back into the stone ages...where they belong...or will they die just first? As in "never to be brought back again", like, because they're dead. Rock, paper, dead.

POTUS...k. A President addicted to twitter...just what the States needs. Oh, and regime changes in other countries.

 

[Damo0666™️]

Gee, now it's 'god Bless the Great people of Iran'...Apr 7 2026. Really? Reeeaaallllyyyyy? Before or after Trump, not the military, just Trump, knocks them back into the stone ages...where they belong...or will they die just first? As in "never to be brought back again", like, because they're dead. Rock, paper, dead.

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POTUS...k. A President addicted to twitter...just what the States needs. Oh, and regime changes in other countries.

He's just a troll, he does it to wind lefties like you up and it works great, because here you are creating threads about it haha...

When the left and right come together and start fighting the government instead, that's when they have lost, keep us divided and hating each other and our attention isn't on them 🤷‍♂️

 

[DeathHand]

He's just a troll, he does it to wind lefties like you up and it works great, because here you are creating threads about it haha...

When the left and right come together and start fighting the government instead, that's when they have lost, keep us divided and hating each other and our attention isn't on them 🤷‍♂️

I'm not a leftie, atleast not in that sense - although I am a southpaw - I just don't like the dumbfuck. Seems anyone who doesn't like this retard has to be a leftard Lib, or a tans, or whatever names you guys come up with. Sometimes people just don't like other...like people don't like Trump.

 

[DeathHand]

Trump has converted. Now he's being trolled, and so are his adoring fans. Get you beanie hats or whatever they're called. Wait, MAGA isn't written on the thing...

 

[THE Racist Messiah]

He's just a troll, he does it to wind lefties like you up and it works great, because here you are creating threads about it haha...

When the left and right come together and start fighting the government instead, that's when they have lost, keep us divided and hating each other and our attention isn't on them 🤷‍♂️

Trump is a nigger loving Jewish faggot, that’s his only “troll”

 

[Damo0666™️]

I'm not a leftie, atleast not in that sense - although I am a southpaw - I just don't like the dumbfuck. Seems anyone who doesn't like this retard has to be a leftard Lib, or a tans, or whatever names you guys come up with. Sometimes people just don't like other...like people don't like Trump.

Why would anyone like a politician 🤔 they're all cunts and your views seem very left wing, so I assumed you were, the only thing orange man is getting right, is deporting illegal CRIMINALS...

I find it rather strange that people let it take over their whole lives though, constantly posting on Facebook and online forums about something political, jeez just get on with your lives ffs, you're all giving yourselves high blood pressure, over a billionaire who doesn't even know, nor care that you exist, it's madness...