Let's discuss real socks because why not?

[K.I.T.T.]

Getting ready to make a short trip today and as I was fishing for socks in the sock drawer, I thought I can't possibly be the only person that just has a big drawer full of loose random socks, can I?

All the socks I are own are small (ankle-high), black in color and are a mix of brands.

I remember as a kid my sock drawer was neat and all of the socks were paired up with their respective mates. I haven't seen my sock drawer in that condition since childhood. My ex-wife once tried to organize my sock drawer but it didn't last and I insisted it should remain an incoherent jumble and she never tried to organize it again.

Am I alone or does anyone else here find themselves playing whack-a-mole with a giant drawer of deceptively similar socks every fucking morning?

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Certain external conditions are indicative of your emotional/mental condition.

Things like:
Sock drawers
Kitchen cabinets
Closets
Garages
Desk drawers

If you find these are messy and cacophonic, it might indicate your mind is eclectic or unorganized.

I find it helpful and a peace of mind to put these things into order. Not many things I can directly control in life, but my socks paired together by god is one of them.

 

[SickToDeath]

I no longer worry about matching socks, its a pointless exercise trying to keep track of that shit. The only way of dealing with the existential dread of dealing with socks is just to buy all same color, or just wear mismatch socks.

 

[Ttejox12]

Getting ready to make a short trip today and as I was fishing for socks in the sock drawer, I thought I can't possibly be the only person that just has a big drawer full of loose random socks, can I?

All the socks I are own are small (ankle-high), black in color and are a mix of brands.

I remember as a kid my sock drawer was neat and all of the socks were paired up with their respective mates. I haven't seen my sock drawer in that condition since childhood. My ex-wife once tried to organize my sock drawer but it didn't last and I insisted it should remain an incoherent jumble and she never tried to organize it again.

Am I alone or does anyone else here find themselves playing whack-a-mole with a giant drawer of deceptively similar socks every fucking morning?

No you're not alone on this one , but for me i keep losing my socks overtime not knowing where they go maybe i loose them when washing them , at first i had at least 15 pairs of black and white socks now i think i only have a few .

 

[REDRUM616]

Any edible panties in there?

 

[Jay the Butcher]

If you find these are messy and cacophonic, it might indicate your mind is eclectic or unorganized.

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” -Albert Einstein

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” -Albert Einstein

That guy was everyday retarded, though.

 

[K.I.T.T.]

Certain external conditions are indicative of your emotional/mental condition.

Things like:
Sock drawers
Kitchen cabinets
Closets
Garages
Desk drawers

If you find these are messy and cacophonic, it might indicate your mind is eclectic or unorganized.

I find it helpful and a peace of mind to put these things into order. Not many things I can directly control in life, but my socks paired together by god is one of them.

From a psychological standpoint, that is often the case. I keep my home well-organized but the sock drawer is an exception.

 

[K.I.T.T.]

Any edible panties in there?

Just the ones your mom left behind.

 

[REDRUM616]

Just the ones your mom left behind.

You live in Russia?

 

[SickToDeath]

You live in Russia?

In Soviet Russia panties wear you.

 

[master shake]

I just have a large garbage bag full of socks. I only care if they match if im wearing shorts.

 

[REDRUM616]

In Soviet Russia panties wear you.

I don’t live in Russia. True American born and raised

 

[PurrGirl]

I have an area to the right of my sock pairs for single socks. The idea that just maybe a lost sock will reappear may be the one remaining touch of optimism in my otherwise jaded heart.

 

[K.I.T.T.]

You live in Russia?

Only when visiting your mom. 🤣

(Thanks for having a sense of humor and not getting butthurt offended like the other 45% of Goregrish.)

 

[K.I.T.T.]

I just have a large garbage bag full of socks. I only care if they match if im wearing shorts.

No way. Pics or you're full of shit!

 

[SickToDeath]

I don’t live in Russia. True American born and raised

As far as you know...
Or maybe youre a sleeper agent. You commie bastard! 🤔

 

[master shake]

No way. Pics or you're full of shit!

It's almost laundry day. I still have more. I have been stacking some over the years. I need to invest in a drawer.

 

[K.I.T.T.]

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It's almost laundry day. I still have more. I have been stacking some over the years. I need to invest in a drawer.

I'm calling the cops. And Ikea.

 

[PurrGirl]

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It's almost laundry day. I still have more. I have been stacking some over the years. I need to invest in a drawer.

Mastershake, on behalf of all of us, we're worried about you. It's not normal for a grown man to have a large garbage bag full of mismatched socks. Put them in a drawer like an adult. You need to hide your shame.

It's not commonly known, but there was a fourth harbinger that a child would grow up to be a psycho, in addition to abusing animals, wetting the bed, and starting fires: Collecting odd socks in garbage bags. If you look carefully at pictures of serial killers' homes, you'll see this frequently. Jars of hands, buckets of blood, and garbage bags of odd socks.

Do we need to do an intervention?