Rank Sardines

[MysteryTraveler]

I haven't posted in years (sorry, been busy), but I ate some rank sardines tonight and entered the very gates of Hell. To my GG bros and sissies, if it smells like a bad fish and tastes like a bad fish, it's a bad fish. And if it's (scuze me, barfing again) bad sardines, you'd be better off eating a dead corps the cartel left on your front porch. Pray for me.

 

[TheDevilRullz]

I like them; I just don't like the ones that come in tomato sauce, but I think canned sardines are really good. The smell is just a normal fish smell.

 

[tonyninetoes]

Sick fuck ! Shouldn't be eating water aliens to begin with

 

[Andy.]

Don't be a pussy, and get some surstromming into ya!

 

[djdeeds]

I think they're rank even when they're supposedly fresh ! Ever since I found one in a weird sandwich as a little kid I never went near the things all my life. I actually remember running across the room to dump it unchewed out my mouth into a sink. I think it stayed in my sub conscious too because any time I see a lady that looks like that lady next door who made that sandwich decades ago I get a micro compulsion to punch her in the face.

 

[sicumj]

You want ones in olive oil and put some tobasco on them.

 

[Htos1av]

Yeah, they smell like the gypsy girl next door for sure.....let's just say, they weren't terrible, but they won't be my FIRST choice at the buffet....

 

[mrln]

hence the user name "mystery traveler".

 

[Shaitan Al Tawakoni]

I haven't posted in years (sorry, been busy), but I ate some rank sardines tonight and entered the very gates of Hell. To my GG bros and sissies, if it smells like a bad fish and tastes like a bad fish, it's a bad fish. And if it's (scuze me, barfing again) bad sardines, you'd be better off eating a dead corps the cartel left on your front porch. Pray for me.

I'm not laughing at you, but the "pray for me" got me chuckling pretty fierce. Your horrifying testimony is a very humourous read.

 

[Pop Rokz]

Rank sardines?

I give them a 2/10