💘Now THAT is Gangsta💘

[SearCutFAL]

Shit Eating Grin, Pimp Master 5 (Brian Hooker), apparently dumped his Bitch Combo-Plate Wife,
Lynette Hooker overboard, like a scene out of The Sopranos.

Having sailed around together, on and off for the last 10 years ...
it looks like he finally reached Hockey Mask Time and now he's up
Doo-Doo Creek.

Backstory ...
Brian Hooker was arrested by the Royal Bahamas Police Force on Wednesday in connection with
the disappearance of 55-year-old Lynette Hooker, his lawyer confirmed to CNN.

The US Coast Guard said it opened a criminal investigation into Lynette Hooker’s disappearance as
her family has called for a deeper probe into what happened.

Before his arrest Wednesday, Brian Hooker provided a statement to CNN describing what he said
was a boating mishap in deteriorating conditions.

🧱🔨🔪


Click HERE - Gotcha Bitch - Full Article ...

 

[Smokinrav]

If he was smart, and left no previous entangled communication, keeps his wits about him, he might just get away with it.
This ain't the Bahamas first go around with this scenario, and I'm pretty sure they love to drop this shit on the door of the FBI....

....and the FBI today is run by incompetent assholes who couldn't give a shit.

 

[SearCutFAL]

Here is a Recent Photo, that he uploaded to his profile, just prior to being arrested.
😏 As you can see - He's thinking = I'm so gonna kill this ole Hag, 1st chance I get ... 🤣

 

[sad today]

drug deal gone sideways

 

[SearCutFAL]

Holy Shit, just tied his hands and rolled him overboard.
His only choice is to take a deep Breath and Die.

Brutal

 

[Smokinrav]

She stopped giving blowjobs after 40. Don't ask me how I know.

 

[SearCutFAL]

Well, I was right ...
She's a Militant, Grumpy, Entitled - Cuunn-tah!

😏

4/9/2026 - new info:

Woman missing in Bahamas, was arrested in 2015 - after a domestic violence incident - with husband.​

A 2015 police report from Kentwood, Michigan, provides a glimpse into the couple’s relationship, which her daughter
has described as volatile. The February 2015 report describes the spouses accusing each other of assault, but only
Lynette Hooker spent a night in county jail. She was arrested on charges of Assault/Battery.

Brian Hooker was intoxicated and had blood coming from his nose. He told police his wife,
who he said was also drunk, had “struck him in the face multiple times."

According to the Police Report:
Lynette Hooker was "highly intoxicated" on the night of the incident.
Officers saw Brian Hooker’s red, swollen and bloody nose, but said Lynette Hooker had no visible injuries.


Please Note:
Domestic Violence between long-time cohabitants, is actually a cycle of violence.
So, this would be only one of several similar encounters, as a rule. (On Average)

According to CDC Data:
* Approximately 10% of Men experience sexual/physical violence, or stalking by an intimate partner
in their lifetime.

* Additional Data - shows that 1 in 7 men experience severe physical violence by an intimate partner.
Overall, 1 in 3 men have experienced some form of abuse.


Click HERE - Full Article - Bitch Combo-Plate - Has Anger Management Issues ...