50 bizarre ways to die

[Cauntsniff]

1. Falling out of bed - 450 people per year die after falling out of bed;
2. Randy Llanes impaled on the bill of a swordfish;
3. Falling off a ladder and landing head first in a water butt;
4. Man killed by his own explosive while trying to steal from a condom dispenser;
5. Hit by a coconut falling off a tree, approximately 150 people each year are killed by coconuts;
6. Man died after being stabbed in the eye with an umbrella;
7. Teenager taking a selfie with a loaded handgun shot himself in the throat;
8. US cyclist, Troy Earl Smith Jr, shot himself to death with gun carried in his breast pocket;
9. Man crushed while moving a fridge freezer;
10. Undertaker Marc Bourjade crushed by his own coffins
11. Crushed by your partner;
12. In 1975, Alex Mitchell laughed so hard at The Goodies 'Ecky Thump' episode that he died of heart failure;
13. Man run over by his own vehicle;
14. Texan Michael Warner, 58, died of a lethal Sherry enema;
15. King Adolf Frederick of Sweden - the King who ate himself to death;
16. 24 people each year are killed by champagne corks;
17. Strangled by neckties or scarves;
18. Barry Pilgrim trampled by cattle in the Derbyshire;
19. Peggye McNair and Mark Mere - trampled to death by camels on a farm;
20. Alexandru Pop, 46, eaten by a drove of pigs;
21. Spectator deaths - hit by golf ball, cricket ball, racing/rally car or motorcycle;
22. Suicidal man who threatened to kill himself with a knife is shot dead by police;
23. Roger Wallace was killed by his own remote controlled plane
24. Stepping backwards off cliff or similar to help photographer get you in frame;
25. Falling from the top of a lighthouse;
26. Falling off an inflatable artwork;
27. Falling into a water butt;
28. Drowning in a barrel of mead;
29. Drinking too much water;
30. Killed by an industrial firework placed on head;
31. Eating too many carrots;
32. Swung by your ankles by a clown and hitting your head - William Snyder died age 13 in 1854;
33. Falling off a theatre balcony;
34. Hit by a piece of falling scaffolding;
35. Crushed by giant bale of hay falling on your van;
36. Hit by bullets fired in celebration;
37. Falling out of a tree;
38. Walking through a closed glass door and being cut to death;
39. Drowning in the bath;
40. Car engine bonnet shutting on your head;
41. Heading a medicine ball;
42. Stabbed during argument over game of Ludo;
43. Falling on to wine glass and cutting neck;
44. Kicked by a horse;
45. Burned to death while making a barbecue from an oil drum.
46. Dropping weights on yourself while doing presses.
47. Owner of the world's longest beard tripped on it and broke his neck
48. American lawyer Clement Vallandigham shot himself in a court room in 1871 while showing the jury how his client’s alleged murder victim had actually shot himself;
49. Eight people were killed in the London Beer Flood of 1814, when 135,000 gallons of ale burst out of the Meux and Company Brewery on Tottenham Court Road;
50. Death by carrot juice overdose. Basil Brown drank 10 gallons of juice in 10 days - overdosing on Vitamin A and suffering severe liver damage............see personally some of these are just hilarious a few are bizarre though

 

[roshy]

 

[Lynch McCoon]

 

[Blood_Sport]

My favourite story was a guy in Canada or Alaska who lived in a log cabin, he was getting ready to take a bath when his log fire spat out a spark that ignited the rug, after trying to fight the fire naked, the guy ran out of his home and jumped on his snow mobile ( still naked ) he was found frozen to death a couple of miles away

 

[Rabidface]

A Jap mechanic put a compressed air hose up his arse for thrills, his internal organs were liquified as they can't handle pressure. He died. I was told that one doing my apprenticeship.

 

[Blood Frenzy]

1. Falling out of bed - 450 people per year die after falling out of bed;
2. Randy Llanes impaled on the bill of a swordfish;
3. Falling off a ladder and landing head first in a water butt;
4. Man killed by his own explosive while trying to steal from a condom dispenser;
5. Hit by a coconut falling off a tree, approximately 150 people each year are killed by coconuts;
6. Man died after being stabbed in the eye with an umbrella;
7. Teenager taking a selfie with a loaded handgun shot himself in the throat;
8. US cyclist, Troy Earl Smith Jr, shot himself to death with gun carried in his breast pocket;
9. Man crushed while moving a fridge freezer;
10. Undertaker Marc Bourjade crushed by his own coffins
11. Crushed by your partner;
12. In 1975, Alex Mitchell laughed so hard at The Goodies 'Ecky Thump' episode that he died of heart failure;
13. Man run over by his own vehicle;
14. Texan Michael Warner, 58, died of a lethal Sherry enema;
15. King Adolf Frederick of Sweden - the King who ate himself to death;
16. 24 people each year are killed by champagne corks;
17. Strangled by neckties or scarves;
18. Barry Pilgrim trampled by cattle in the Derbyshire;
19. Peggye McNair and Mark Mere - trampled to death by camels on a farm;
20. Alexandru Pop, 46, eaten by a drove of pigs;
21. Spectator deaths - hit by golf ball, cricket ball, racing/rally car or motorcycle;
22. Suicidal man who threatened to kill himself with a knife is shot dead by police;
23. Roger Wallace was killed by his own remote controlled plane
24. Stepping backwards off cliff or similar to help photographer get you in frame;
25. Falling from the top of a lighthouse;
26. Falling off an inflatable artwork;
27. Falling into a water butt;
28. Drowning in a barrel of mead;
29. Drinking too much water;
30. Killed by an industrial firework placed on head;
31. Eating too many carrots;
32. Swung by your ankles by a clown and hitting your head - William Snyder died age 13 in 1854;
33. Falling off a theatre balcony;
34. Hit by a piece of falling scaffolding;
35. Crushed by giant bale of hay falling on your van;
36. Hit by bullets fired in celebration;
37. Falling out of a tree;
38. Walking through a closed glass door and being cut to death;
39. Drowning in the bath;
40. Car engine bonnet shutting on your head;
41. Heading a medicine ball;
42. Stabbed during argument over game of Ludo;
43. Falling on to wine glass and cutting neck;
44. Kicked by a horse;
45. Burned to death while making a barbecue from an oil drum.
46. Dropping weights on yourself while doing presses.
47. Owner of the world's longest beard tripped on it and broke his neck
48. American lawyer Clement Vallandigham shot himself in a court room in 1871 while showing the jury how his client’s alleged murder victim had actually shot himself;
49. Eight people were killed in the London Beer Flood of 1814, when 135,000 gallons of ale burst out of the Meux and Company Brewery on Tottenham Court Road;
50. Death by carrot juice overdose. Basil Brown drank 10 gallons of juice in 10 days - overdosing on Vitamin A and suffering severe liver damage............see personally some of these are just hilarious a few are bizarre though

That fucking Texan is not representative of the whole state.

 

[D.O.A.]

Today, the Australian Bureau of Statistics has released its latest list of how Australians died in the last year in a report called "Causes of Death, Australia: Doctor Certified Deaths".

Contact with a hot water tap is more deadly than a venomous spider, and you are nine times more likely to drown in the bath tub than be killed in a train crash.

You are eight times more likely to die falling off a chair than a skateboard, and just as likely to die from being bitten by a person as by a dog.

You are slightly more likely to die from repetitive movements than you are from being struck by lightning.

You are three times more likely to die in front of a moving object if you're male, and twice as likely to die from cold than heat.

Being male is more hazardous in some respects.

Twice as many males died from exposure to high or low air pressure, although this was not widely dangerous, with a total of six fatalities.

Other male gender risky forms of exposure were to forces of nature in general, which killed 45 men and 23 women, exposure to excessive natural cold which was not only killed more men, but killed more than twice as many Australians as exposure to excessive natural heat.

Accidental poisoning by exposure to noxious substances is also deadly for men, killing more than twice as man (686) as females (301).

Contact with venomous animals and plants killed twice as many as did contact with snakes and lizards.

Unsurprisingly, contact with sharp objects was four times more fatal than with blunt objects.

More people died from contact with a non-powered hand tool, than they did with an exploding gas cylinder, but both were more deadly than machinery or powered lawnmowers.

If you want to get somewhere, choose plane over boat every time.

You are three times more likely to die from water transport accidents than "air and space" accidents.

Motor accidents aside, as far as public transport goes, stick to the conventional.

Nine Australians died from accidents on horse drawn vehicles, 15 on tractors or farm machines compared with one travelling by train, four on buses and a whopping 17 from off road vehicles.

While eight people died falling from cliffs and 41 falling from a building, 58 people died just falling out of bed.

A further 26 fell off a chair and perished, compared with only three deaths - all male - from falling off ice skates, skis or skateboards.

Just slipping, tripping or tumbling was extremely hazardous, killing 715 people.

Even simply bumping into another person caused four men to die, only slightly fewer than being "hit, struck, twisted, kicked, bitten or scratched by another person".

Men were three times more likely to die from falling, lying or running before or into a moving object, than women and 13 times as death prone when it came to falling, jumping or being pushed from a high place.

Completely non-hazardous in Australia were the following which each resulted in zero deaths: crushed or stepped on by a human stampede, earthquake, avalanche, being bitten by a rat or being struck by sports equipment.

 

[Rabidface]

Today, the Australian Bureau of Statistics has released its latest list of how Australians died in the last year in a report called "Causes of Death, Australia: Doctor Certified Deaths".

Contact with a hot water tap is more deadly than a venomous spider, and you are nine times more likely to drown in the bath tub than be killed in a train crash.

You are eight times more likely to die falling off a chair than a skateboard, and just as likely to die from being bitten by a person as by a dog.

You are slightly more likely to die from repetitive movements than you are from being struck by lightning.

You are three times more likely to die in front of a moving object if you're male, and twice as likely to die from cold than heat.

Being male is more hazardous in some respects.

Twice as many males died from exposure to high or low air pressure, although this was not widely dangerous, with a total of six fatalities.

Other male gender risky forms of exposure were to forces of nature in general, which killed 45 men and 23 women, exposure to excessive natural cold which was not only killed more men, but killed more than twice as many Australians as exposure to excessive natural heat.

Accidental poisoning by exposure to noxious substances is also deadly for men, killing more than twice as man (686) as females (301).

Contact with venomous animals and plants killed twice as many as did contact with snakes and lizards.

Unsurprisingly, contact with sharp objects was four times more fatal than with blunt objects.

More people died from contact with a non-powered hand tool, than they did with an exploding gas cylinder, but both were more deadly than machinery or powered lawnmowers.

If you want to get somewhere, choose plane over boat every time.

You are three times more likely to die from water transport accidents than "air and space" accidents.

Motor accidents aside, as far as public transport goes, stick to the conventional.

Nine Australians died from accidents on horse drawn vehicles, 15 on tractors or farm machines compared with one travelling by train, four on buses and a whopping 17 from off road vehicles.

While eight people died falling from cliffs and 41 falling from a building, 58 people died just falling out of bed.

A further 26 fell off a chair and perished, compared with only three deaths - all male - from falling off ice skates, skis or skateboards.

Just slipping, tripping or tumbling was extremely hazardous, killing 715 people.

Even simply bumping into another person caused four men to die, only slightly fewer than being "hit, struck, twisted, kicked, bitten or scratched by another person".

Men were three times more likely to die from falling, lying or running before or into a moving object, than women and 13 times as death prone when it came to falling, jumping or being pushed from a high place.

Completely non-hazardous in Australia were the following which each resulted in zero deaths: crushed or stepped on by a human stampede, earthquake, avalanche, being bitten by a rat or being struck by sports equipment.

I don't believe the bath one.
I've had many baths in my life, not for many years as I shower like a man, and not once have I died.
Whereas if I was in a train crash I'd say the odds would be for me to die by getting torn to pieces.

 

[Rabidface]

Today, the Australian Bureau of Statistics has released its latest list of how Australians died in the last year in a report called "Causes of Death, Australia: Doctor Certified Deaths".

Contact with a hot water tap is more deadly than a venomous spider, and you are nine times more likely to drown in the bath tub than be killed in a train crash.

You are eight times more likely to die falling off a chair than a skateboard, and just as likely to die from being bitten by a person as by a dog.

You are slightly more likely to die from repetitive movements than you are from being struck by lightning.

You are three times more likely to die in front of a moving object if you're male, and twice as likely to die from cold than heat.

Being male is more hazardous in some respects.

Twice as many males died from exposure to high or low air pressure, although this was not widely dangerous, with a total of six fatalities.

Other male gender risky forms of exposure were to forces of nature in general, which killed 45 men and 23 women, exposure to excessive natural cold which was not only killed more men, but killed more than twice as many Australians as exposure to excessive natural heat.

Accidental poisoning by exposure to noxious substances is also deadly for men, killing more than twice as man (686) as females (301).

Contact with venomous animals and plants killed twice as many as did contact with snakes and lizards.

Unsurprisingly, contact with sharp objects was four times more fatal than with blunt objects.

More people died from contact with a non-powered hand tool, than they did with an exploding gas cylinder, but both were more deadly than machinery or powered lawnmowers.

If you want to get somewhere, choose plane over boat every time.

You are three times more likely to die from water transport accidents than "air and space" accidents.

Motor accidents aside, as far as public transport goes, stick to the conventional.

Nine Australians died from accidents on horse drawn vehicles, 15 on tractors or farm machines compared with one travelling by train, four on buses and a whopping 17 from off road vehicles.

While eight people died falling from cliffs and 41 falling from a building, 58 people died just falling out of bed.

A further 26 fell off a chair and perished, compared with only three deaths - all male - from falling off ice skates, skis or skateboards.

Just slipping, tripping or tumbling was extremely hazardous, killing 715 people.

Even simply bumping into another person caused four men to die, only slightly fewer than being "hit, struck, twisted, kicked, bitten or scratched by another person".

Men were three times more likely to die from falling, lying or running before or into a moving object, than women and 13 times as death prone when it came to falling, jumping or being pushed from a high place.

Completely non-hazardous in Australia were the following which each resulted in zero deaths: crushed or stepped on by a human stampede, earthquake, avalanche, being bitten by a rat or being struck by sports equipment.

The repetitive movements one, I guess I'll have to stop wanking

 

[Rabidface]

Today, the Australian Bureau of Statistics has released its latest list of how Australians died in the last year in a report called "Causes of Death, Australia: Doctor Certified Deaths".

Contact with a hot water tap is more deadly than a venomous spider, and you are nine times more likely to drown in the bath tub than be killed in a train crash.

You are eight times more likely to die falling off a chair than a skateboard, and just as likely to die from being bitten by a person as by a dog.

You are slightly more likely to die from repetitive movements than you are from being struck by lightning.

You are three times more likely to die in front of a moving object if you're male, and twice as likely to die from cold than heat.

Being male is more hazardous in some respects.

Twice as many males died from exposure to high or low air pressure, although this was not widely dangerous, with a total of six fatalities.

Other male gender risky forms of exposure were to forces of nature in general, which killed 45 men and 23 women, exposure to excessive natural cold which was not only killed more men, but killed more than twice as many Australians as exposure to excessive natural heat.

Accidental poisoning by exposure to noxious substances is also deadly for men, killing more than twice as man (686) as females (301).

Contact with venomous animals and plants killed twice as many as did contact with snakes and lizards.

Unsurprisingly, contact with sharp objects was four times more fatal than with blunt objects.

More people died from contact with a non-powered hand tool, than they did with an exploding gas cylinder, but both were more deadly than machinery or powered lawnmowers.

If you want to get somewhere, choose plane over boat every time.

You are three times more likely to die from water transport accidents than "air and space" accidents.

Motor accidents aside, as far as public transport goes, stick to the conventional.

Nine Australians died from accidents on horse drawn vehicles, 15 on tractors or farm machines compared with one travelling by train, four on buses and a whopping 17 from off road vehicles.

While eight people died falling from cliffs and 41 falling from a building, 58 people died just falling out of bed.

A further 26 fell off a chair and perished, compared with only three deaths - all male - from falling off ice skates, skis or skateboards.

Just slipping, tripping or tumbling was extremely hazardous, killing 715 people.

Even simply bumping into another person caused four men to die, only slightly fewer than being "hit, struck, twisted, kicked, bitten or scratched by another person".

Men were three times more likely to die from falling, lying or running before or into a moving object, than women and 13 times as death prone when it came to falling, jumping or being pushed from a high place.

Completely non-hazardous in Australia were the following which each resulted in zero deaths: crushed or stepped on by a human stampede, earthquake, avalanche, being bitten by a rat or being struck by sports equipment.

I see problems with nearly all of these. I personally have transported water almost daily and have yet to die. If I was in space I'd die quickly, or if I was suddenly in the air, I'd fall and die. Gravity n stuff.

 

[fuckyouasshole]

From Duh!: The Stupid History of the Human Race:

"A Frenchman tried a complex suicide in 1998. Standing on a tall cliff, he tied a noose around his neck, securing the rope to a large rock. As he jumped off the cliff, he fired a pistol at his head. The bullet missed him and cut through the rope so he didn't hang himself when he plunged into the sea. And not only did the cold water extinguish his burning clothes, but the shock of it made him vomit up the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a fisherman and taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia."​

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

I see problems with nearly all of these. I personally have transported water almost daily and have yet to die. If I was in space I'd die quickly, or if I was suddenly in the air, I'd fall and die. Gravity n stuff.

Did you transport water in your butt?

 

[Rabidface]

Did you transport water in your butt?

How else would I transport it? In a cup?! I'm not a savage

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

How else would I transport it? In a cup?! I'm not a savage

I wasn't aware that was an actual way to transport water. It is such a blessing to have indoor plumbing.

Edit: Heh! No pun intended.

 

[stok3d]

1. Falling out of bed - 450 people per year die after falling out of bed;
2. Randy Llanes impaled on the bill of a swordfish;
3. Falling off a ladder and landing head first in a water butt;
4. Man killed by his own explosive while trying to steal from a condom dispenser;
5. Hit by a coconut falling off a tree, approximately 150 people each year are killed by coconuts;
6. Man died after being stabbed in the eye with an umbrella;
7. Teenager taking a selfie with a loaded handgun shot himself in the throat;
8. US cyclist, Troy Earl Smith Jr, shot himself to death with gun carried in his breast pocket;
9. Man crushed while moving a fridge freezer;
10. Undertaker Marc Bourjade crushed by his own coffins
11. Crushed by your partner;
12. In 1975, Alex Mitchell laughed so hard at The Goodies 'Ecky Thump' episode that he died of heart failure;
13. Man run over by his own vehicle;
14. Texan Michael Warner, 58, died of a lethal Sherry enema;
15. King Adolf Frederick of Sweden - the King who ate himself to death;
16. 24 people each year are killed by champagne corks;
17. Strangled by neckties or scarves;
18. Barry Pilgrim trampled by cattle in the Derbyshire;
19. Peggye McNair and Mark Mere - trampled to death by camels on a farm;
20. Alexandru Pop, 46, eaten by a drove of pigs;
21. Spectator deaths - hit by golf ball, cricket ball, racing/rally car or motorcycle;
22. Suicidal man who threatened to kill himself with a knife is shot dead by police;
23. Roger Wallace was killed by his own remote controlled plane
24. Stepping backwards off cliff or similar to help photographer get you in frame;
25. Falling from the top of a lighthouse;
26. Falling off an inflatable artwork;
27. Falling into a water butt;
28. Drowning in a barrel of mead;
29. Drinking too much water;
30. Killed by an industrial firework placed on head;
31. Eating too many carrots;
32. Swung by your ankles by a clown and hitting your head - William Snyder died age 13 in 1854;
33. Falling off a theatre balcony;
34. Hit by a piece of falling scaffolding;
35. Crushed by giant bale of hay falling on your van;
36. Hit by bullets fired in celebration;
37. Falling out of a tree;
38. Walking through a closed glass door and being cut to death;
39. Drowning in the bath;
40. Car engine bonnet shutting on your head;
41. Heading a medicine ball;
42. Stabbed during argument over game of Ludo;
43. Falling on to wine glass and cutting neck;
44. Kicked by a horse;
45. Burned to death while making a barbecue from an oil drum.
46. Dropping weights on yourself while doing presses.
47. Owner of the world's longest beard tripped on it and broke his neck
48. American lawyer Clement Vallandigham shot himself in a court room in 1871 while showing the jury how his client’s alleged murder victim had actually shot himself;
49. Eight people were killed in the London Beer Flood of 1814, when 135,000 gallons of ale burst out of the Meux and Company Brewery on Tottenham Court Road;
50. Death by carrot juice overdose. Basil Brown drank 10 gallons of juice in 10 days - overdosing on Vitamin A and suffering severe liver damage............see personally some of these are just hilarious a few are bizarre though

One day last month I was so drunk that I did fall out of bed..Woke up with a sore neck and some bruises, was thankful that I had a 'decent' landing on to the hard floor.

 

[masandan]

I am surprised no one has mentioned it yet, but there is a very interesting article on Wikipedia titled 'List of Unusual Deaths'.

Must go through the list. Some deaths are indeed unusual.

 

[Nigger42o]

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[GoreErectus]

1. Falling out of bed - 450 people per year die after falling out of bed;
2. Randy Llanes impaled on the bill of a swordfish;
3. Falling off a ladder and landing head first in a water butt;
4. Man killed by his own explosive while trying to steal from a condom dispenser;
5. Hit by a coconut falling off a tree, approximately 150 people each year are killed by coconuts;
6. Man died after being stabbed in the eye with an umbrella;
7. Teenager taking a selfie with a loaded handgun shot himself in the throat;
8. US cyclist, Troy Earl Smith Jr, shot himself to death with gun carried in his breast pocket;
9. Man crushed while moving a fridge freezer;
10. Undertaker Marc Bourjade crushed by his own coffins
11. Crushed by your partner;
12. In 1975, Alex Mitchell laughed so hard at The Goodies 'Ecky Thump' episode that he died of heart failure;
13. Man run over by his own vehicle;
14. Texan Michael Warner, 58, died of a lethal Sherry enema;
15. King Adolf Frederick of Sweden - the King who ate himself to death;
16. 24 people each year are killed by champagne corks;
17. Strangled by neckties or scarves;
18. Barry Pilgrim trampled by cattle in the Derbyshire;
19. Peggye McNair and Mark Mere - trampled to death by camels on a farm;
20. Alexandru Pop, 46, eaten by a drove of pigs;
21. Spectator deaths - hit by golf ball, cricket ball, racing/rally car or motorcycle;
22. Suicidal man who threatened to kill himself with a knife is shot dead by police;
23. Roger Wallace was killed by his own remote controlled plane
24. Stepping backwards off cliff or similar to help photographer get you in frame;
25. Falling from the top of a lighthouse;
26. Falling off an inflatable artwork;
27. Falling into a water butt;
28. Drowning in a barrel of mead;
29. Drinking too much water;
30. Killed by an industrial firework placed on head;
31. Eating too many carrots;
32. Swung by your ankles by a clown and hitting your head - William Snyder died age 13 in 1854;
33. Falling off a theatre balcony;
34. Hit by a piece of falling scaffolding;
35. Crushed by giant bale of hay falling on your van;
36. Hit by bullets fired in celebration;
37. Falling out of a tree;
38. Walking through a closed glass door and being cut to death;
39. Drowning in the bath;
40. Car engine bonnet shutting on your head;
41. Heading a medicine ball;
42. Stabbed during argument over game of Ludo;
43. Falling on to wine glass and cutting neck;
44. Kicked by a horse;
45. Burned to death while making a barbecue from an oil drum.
46. Dropping weights on yourself while doing presses.
47. Owner of the world's longest beard tripped on it and broke his neck
48. American lawyer Clement Vallandigham shot himself in a court room in 1871 while showing the jury how his client’s alleged murder victim had actually shot himself;
49. Eight people were killed in the London Beer Flood of 1814, when 135,000 gallons of ale burst out of the Meux and Company Brewery on Tottenham Court Road;
50. Death by carrot juice overdose. Basil Brown drank 10 gallons of juice in 10 days - overdosing on Vitamin A and suffering severe liver damage............see personally some of these are just hilarious a few are bizarre though

I've traveled far and wide but I have no idea what a water butt is. Where I come from we call them CISTERNS

 

[Cauntsniff]

I've traveled far and wide but I have no idea what a water butt is. Where I come from we call them CISTERNS

I think a water butt is like a big barrel sorta thing that collects rain water🤷‍♂️ i could be wrong tho

 

[FoxyGrandpa]

I don't believe the bath one.
I've had many baths in my life, not for many years as I shower like a man, and not once have I died.
Whereas if I was in a train crash I'd say the odds would be for me to die by getting torn to pieces.

You’re the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.