50 bizarre ways to die

[whiteboyopie]

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Michael Warner, 58, died of a lethal Sherry enema .
Drunk " ass" . Serves him right .

 

[Bethy 🔥]

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Michael Warner, 58, died of a lethal Sherry enema .
Drunk " ass" . Serves him right .

Here’s some old aftermath about his wife. Charges dropped in sherry-enema death

 

[Rabidface]

You’re the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.

You sir, are a tit

 

[JG Ballard]

There is also the Great Molasses Flood of Boston back in 1919 in which 21 people and a few horses were killed after a tank holding somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 million gallons exploded. People were either drowned or crushed by moving objects in the molasses, which flooded the streets. Here is a testimonial from Wikipedia:

Anthony di Stasio, walking homeward with his sisters from the Michelangelo School, was picked up by the wave and carried, tumbling on its crest, almost as though he were surfing. Then he grounded and the molasses rolled him like a pebble as the wave diminished. He heard his mother call his name and couldn't answer, his throat was so clogged with the smothering goo. He passed out, then opened his eyes to find three of his four sisters staring at him.

 

[Bill Murray]

Similar weird deaths I’ve directly encountered:
-a few (usually old farts) falling from a ladder and either breaking their neck, one electrocuted themselves
-never a condom machine (seriously, who the fuck steals condoms??) fatality but one chick killed by a pepsi machine and numerous other idiots injured the same way
-no umbrella stabbing but a guy impaled himself with a tire machine
-one similar to a teenager taking a selfie but he shot himself in the head
-not a freezer but almost beheaded by an old washing machine
-no sherry enema death but a few with dummies either muling heroin up their ass or couldn’t find a vein so thought their ass would be nice
-a couple dummies falling from their SRO window
-this once but I believe he had a replica gun, suicidal man who threatened to kill himself with a knife is shot dead by police
-a couple unintentional (usually high or drunk) bathtub drownings
-one burnt to death trying to spray paint furniture in his garage and turned out badly for him

 

[Nihilianth]

You’re the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.

That response makes about as much sense as "water butt."

 

[Infidel P]

Final destination directors: "Write this down. Write this down!"

 

[Dead Christ]

It takes so much for people to die but at the same time almost nothin at all sometimes

 

[FoxyGrandpa]

That response makes about as much sense as "water butt."

Good one you fuckin derelict

 

[Nihilianth]

Good one you fuckin derelict

You don't know how to read for comprehension, do you? That wasn't a "comeback." All I said is that your response didn't make any sense in the context of what you responded to.Therefore, the 1990s cliche phrase "good one" also doesn't make any sense in the context of what you responded to with me.

 

[meandyou007]

I died once, blew my head off with a shotgun .. Tingled , but after a few aspirin in was better.

 

[Robert H.]

And don't forget about all the homos that died from hamsters eating through their anal cavities ☠️

 

[OminousDarkness]

Bumping this thread because I just stumbled across this WIkipedia page, and it's fucking fascinating.

 

[dragonborn]

In defense of death #20, pigs are some mean ass motherfuckers

 

[Varmint Hunter]

The entire population of the world that existed in 1922 is now dead...

My go to response when any dumb fuck Karens say "Oh this/that is dangerous, it might kill you.": "What, are you going to live forever?"

 

[ClipsOut24]

Look up the Great Molasses Flood. I believe a good amount of people drowned. Seriously. All cause the town was too lazy to think about maybe getting a new storage facility for all the liquid sugar