A German walks into a bar...

[mystery_man]

A German walks into a bar and orders a fancy beer.
The bartender tells him: "100 euros!" The German is shocked - "100 euros? Yesterday it was only 10 euros!”
"Well, today it is 100 euros." –
"But why 100, damn it?"
Bartender: "I'll explain it, -10 euros is the beer, -10 to help Ukraine, -20 assistance to European countries who have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU. -20 euros in aid to the UK, for successful implementation of sanctions against Russia. -Then 30 euros are sent to the Balkan countries as aid to buy furnace coal/keep their corrupt politicians. - and finally, 10 euros for a gas subsidy for the EU and fund to help maintain sanctions!"
The German silently with internal anger took out the money and gave the bartender 100 euros. The bartender took them, entered in the cash register and gave him 10 euros back.
German in disbelief: "Wait, you said 100 euros, right? I gave you 100, why are you giving me back 10 euros?"
".....There is no beer !

 

[vacaloca]

Like Argentina jeje

 

[Bill Murray]

With the title I was expecting more toasty jews....I'm disappointed

 

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

A woman walks into a bar with a pig under her arm and the bartender says " win the pig in a bet ?" And the pig replied " yep " 🐷🐷🐽

 

[wiggins]

A woman walks into a bar with a pig under her arm and the bartender says " win the pig in a bet ?" And the pig replied " yep " 🐷🐷🐽

Man walks into the bar with a 2' tall dwarf. orders a couple of pints. Dwarf quaffs his and hurls the glass at the mirror behind the bar.

Barman says 'What the fuck?'

Man pulls out massive roll of notes and hands over a few thou. "that should cover it. Two more beers please"

Dwarf repeats. man pulls out notes etc.

Barman says, after the tenth time this happens, 'whats the deal?'

man says he found a leprechaun down a well, trapped. leprechaun says let me out and I'll give you 3 wishes.

Barman says 'what did you choose?'

man: good health for life. An endless roll of money and a two foot prick. and, pointing to the dwarf, there it is...

 

[j.f.🔎]

A man walks into a bar with a dog the bartender says "the sign says no dogs you blind cunt."

 

[Flatus Tube]

A man walks into a bar…

“Ouch!”

 

[Graziani]

Very good joke

 

[wiggins]

A man walks into a bar…

“Ouch!”


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A softer version is the dyslexic who walked into a bra...

 

[mrln]

A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

 

[wiggins]

horse
barman
bar

'What's with the long face?'

 

[D.O.A.]

A woman walks into a bar with a pig under her arm and the bartender says " win the pig in a bet ?" And the pig replied " yep " 🐷🐷🐽

Black guy walks into a bar with a multi-coloured parrot on his shoulder and the barman says 'wow, where'd you get that?" and the parrot says "Africa, there's fucking millions of them"

 

[Benny-Tow]

A German and a Jew walk into a bar. The German walks out with a freshly made bar of soap

 

[Chief Queef]

Jesus christ walks into a bar. He tosses the bartender 3 nails and a hammer and asks "Hey, could you put me up for the night?"

 

[k0tp]

a german walks into a bar, orders a beer, drinks it and leaves

that's it, there is no joke today

 

[mrln]

a german walks into a bar, orders a beer, drinks it and leaves

that's it, there is no joke today

i thought that was the irish man?
oh wait... ive never seen an irish man drink only ONE beer/drink.