accident A gift from an angel. (2 Viewers)

[mrln]

everyone is born with a death sentence. his was a piece of granite!

imagine a divine beautiful angel comes up to you slowly from the sky with a harp in her hands and a cute voice
BUT WITH A FUCKING INDIAN ACCENT
wtf

and his name is ralph.
he was the tech guy on the other end of the tele

 

[rottenfresh]

They were probably on their way to get fuckin STONED anyways.

 

[HG]

Sweet way to go - lights out...

 

[GoreExorcist]

Looks like he got taken out by a meteorite or could have been a Putin missile.

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

Only for a second.

He didn't feel it at all.

 

[SinisterUrge]

Guess he smelled "what the Rock is cooking" on that one...how freekin random...wow...

 

[6uldv869]

He's got rocks in his head

 

[Fat2themax]

"Beautiful, big tittied, women don't just fall out of the sky yenno!"