animals An Alligator working as an emotional support pet?! (1 Viewer)

[Bloody Kisses]

What in the actual fuck!?

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

What in the actual fuck!?

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Until a random instinct kicks in,and it Vice clamps on the Fkn Facey! Then they'll get it! 4 foot Alligator + 3 foot Child??? UNWISE!!!
SP

 

[ZeroK]

Until a random instinct kicks in,and it Vice clamps on the Fkn Facey! Then they'll get it! 4 foot Alligator + 3 foot Child??? UNWISE!!!
SP

Don’t forget the gator roll after the vice clamp bro

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Don’t forget the gator roll after the vice clamp bro

That is Fkn ferocious when multiple Alligators or Crocodiles latch on a single target,and go into the rolls;They shred whatever their clamped on!!! Nature is BOSS!!!
🤙...SP

 

[RattleHead]

Id rather have that than a fuckin cat.

 

[Racist Bastard]

What in the actual fuck!?

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Wait till the very first time your late feeding it. That thing is smart letting them feeding it till it's big enough to pick off a small one.

 

[Bender41]

I love this

 

[Jessica Fletcher. 🍳]

Part of me is saying this is gonna go very badly wrong, another part of me is saying how much is it?

 

[Bidensux]

Id rather have that than a fuckin cat.

LOL!!

 

[Ellzibette]

That alligator isn't full grown. Just wait until it is and it takes a bite out of that chubbykin

 

[angelo]

im curious if you neuter it will it have reduced tendencies?

 

[MysteryTraveler]

im curious if you neuter it will it have reduced tendencies?

Didn't work on me.

 

[stev1955]

Just like pitbull owners say their dog is so sweet, until.....

 

[jehfjebjc827472]

I laughed too hard when they started moving it on it’s back
I wonder how it’s so tame.

 

[JG Ballard]

It's all fun and games until the day the gator wakes up and realizes that it is a savage, bloodthirsty beast and rips someone to shreds.

 

[Reject]

What in the actual fuck!?

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Florida gay alligator

 

[TheEverlastingGaze]

They must be lacing his chicken thighs with Xanax

 

[Flatus Tube]

I might have to contact Autism UK and see if they’ll get one for my daughter. She loves it 😂. I’d love to turn up to the local ‘dog field’ with Coco and an alligator on a lead.

 

[GODSLAYER]

Alligators are less of a wild animal than Jews

 

[JayZee]

Might I repeat:

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

That little brat thinks 'Wally' was born nice? Just wait you fucking twit. Just wait! 🐊