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An Epiphany?

Asspipe

Hugh Janus
I believe I have found a solution to those who are inclined to cannibalistic behavior that is also accompanied by the desire to suck one’s own penis. Self-cannibalism can result in serious physical impairment, and must be practiced carefully. This provides a solution. Since we all dream of the ability to blow oneself, I’m speaking now to the cannibals.
If you remove and consume your penis, you can then carefully harvest your fecal matter and re-consume it endlessly. My concern is penile integrity will be reduced by constant collection and contamination from other nutrients. Should it be eaten raw from the buttocks? Can it be mixed with nutritious smoothies or chocolate with walnuts? Nevertheless, this concept could provide a prolonged opportunity to symbolically suck your own cock will consuming human flesh.

P.S. Yes, I’m pretty high

P.P.S. I said pee pee. Hahahaha. Shut up
 
I believe I have found a solution to those who are inclined to cannibalistic behavior that is also accompanied by the desire to suck one’s own penis. Self-cannibalism can result in serious physical impairment, and must be practiced carefully. This provides a solution. Since we all dream of the ability to blow oneself, I’m speaking now to the cannibals.
If you remove and consume your penis, you can then carefully harvest your fecal matter and re-consume it endlessly. My concern is penile integrity will be reduced by constant collection and contamination from other nutrients. Should it be eaten raw from the buttocks? Can it be mixed with nutritious smoothies or chocolate with walnuts? Nevertheless, this concept could provide a prolonged opportunity to symbolically suck your own cock will consuming human flesh.

P.S. Yes, I’m pretty high

P.P.S. I said pee pee. Hahahaha. Shut up
Deep and profound insights can be glimpsed when one consumes mind expanding substances, but this vision was not one of them.
 
Deep and profound insights can be glimpsed when one consumes mind expanding substances, but this vision was not one of them.
I think such thoughts are what separates us from the monkeys. Along with opposable thumbs and clothing
 
Reminds me of a prison joke. This flaming faggot of an inmate was in a suicide watch cell and declared a hunger strike. He refused his meal tray. Another troll inmate was in an adjacent cell, and yelled out, “If it was a plate of dicks I bet you’d eat it!”
 
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Reminds me of a prison joke. This flaming faggot of an inmate was in a suicide watch cell and declared a hunger strike. He refused his meal tray. Another troll inmate was in an adjacent cell, and yelled out, “If it was a plate of dicks I bet you’d eat it!”

That would be a hearty meal. Although that’s plenty big enough for the average Joe to dine on without removal. A fat ass could self-fellate a hog that big
 
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