Are any of the guys on this site are like this

[Paytonus]

Wonder what game he was playing.

FIFA 2023, Pussy

 

[Hellvis]

I usually drag my girlfriend around the yard by her feet with no pants on that way her pussy fills up with dirt and we don’t have to worry about buying any shit to stick up in there

 

[scott13214]

If I only had a girlfriend, I'd be so grateful that I'd go get her tampons, if I had to steal them from my wife.

This had to be one of the funniest things I have read in the last 20 years of my life.
Not much makes me laugh, but I spit my Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee halfway across the room. That is some rare coffee you do not want to waste.

This reminds me of another joke that turned out to be real life. My long time friend tells me he is fucking two young girls one is 18 and one is 19. He introduces me to these two sexy girls on his brand new yacht. Then he feels them up a little.
I asked him why are you telling me about this. Some things, for lack of better judgment should be kept private. You have a very successful life you should be more careful.
He told me I bought this small yacht to celebrate my success in life. Fucking these two young girls definitely surpasses this and is my greatest achievement in life.
This is solid scientific evidence that money can buy happiness!!!

 

[RattleHead]

FIFA 2023, Pussy

Ahhh. Says the bitch that insults random people over the internet. Maybe one day I'll be brave like you.

 

[GarGoil]

https://www.boredpanda.com/boyfriend-refuses-to-buy-tampons-gets-dumped/?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

I am probably going to get roasted for asking this but I was wondering if anyone was like this guy at all.

This article is about a man that will never get laid.

 

[Paytonus]

Ahhh. Says the bitch that insults random people over the internet. Maybe one day I'll be brave like you.

LOL I hurt your feelings, I meant to say

"FIFA 2023 "the" Pussy. So sorry you got offended.

 

[Theseus]

when I have to pass a drug test for work I literally have to go into a sex/fetish shop and buy some piss fetish bullshit so I don’t want to even hear it from this guy 🤣

 

[RattleHead]

LOL I hurt your feelings, I meant to say

"FIFA 2023 "the" Pussy. So sorry you got offended.

Learn to talk and type, I remember my first time online too tho, so I'll let it slide. How are you supposed to get any points across if you can't communicate properly?

when I have to pass a drug test for work I literally have to go into a sex/fetish shop and buy some piss fetish bullshit so I don’t want to even hear it from this guy 🤣View attachment 702865

Same shit ive used before, had to buy it online.

 

[Theseus]

Learn to talk and type, I remember my first time online too tho, so I'll let it slide. How are you supposed to get any points across if you can't communicate properly?


Same shit ive used before, had to buy it online.

I think you are expecting to much from this guy he’s clearly even more retarded than I am 😂

 

[RattleHead]

I think you are expecting to much from this guy he’s clearly even more retarded than I am 😂

Prolly just end up being another fuckin retard rookie that doesnt last. Them\they he\her she\it mite be fun tho. Maybe we will find out on this thread.

 

[Paytonus]

Prolly just end up being another fuckin retard rookie that doesnt last. Them\they he\her she\it mite be fun tho. Maybe we will find out on this thread.

Oh dear, you really are upset. Do you mean though or tho? is tho a word? and doesnt has a ' oh look it doesn't matter, I am intelligent enough to know what you mean.

 

[RattleHead]

I'm sorry, about everything. I know I'm just a pussy ass rookie. I'll try to stay in line.

Thats better. Keep up the good work.

 

[Mr. Untouchable]

No man has ever bought me tampons, or anything of real value lol

Hahahaha.,

 

[lechmich]

I think a lot of guys are embarrassed about all feminine products. It's a reflection of an insecurity complex basically

 

[IkeaPsyco]

Men buys me what ever i like...because im cute i guess. Even my exes.

 

[Sauerkraut]

Men buys me what ever i like...because im cute i guess. Even my exes.

Use the ass that God gave you!

 

[IkeaPsyco]

Use the ass that God gave you!

Theres a lot of it! But thats not it 😌

 

[Nobbler]

I stood and watched her give birth 3 times, buying jams rags for her is no problem, we’re in this together lol.

 

[Solomon Kane]

https://www.boredpanda.com/boyfriend-refuses-to-buy-tampons-gets-dumped/?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

I am probably going to get roasted for asking this but I was wondering if anyone was like this guy at all.

If mine can pick up condoms then it a fair trade. And to be honest, better to pick up tampons then baby diapers. 👶

 

[Christopher Hitchens]

No man has ever bought me tampons, or anything of real value lol

Why?