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[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Do you have any medical questions you’d like one of the resident Goregrish doctors to answer? Sometimes we just want to know the medical side of things from a persons perspective, not just what we read from online searches.

Information provided cannot be substituted for proper medical advice. It's essential to remember that online information should not replace professional medical advice from a doctor or other qualified healthcare provider.

My question - the inside of my big toe is numb to the touch. Like the side of toe down to the web. Any thoughts on this?

 

[ZeroK]

Do you have any medical questions you’d like one of the resident Goregrish doctors to answer? Sometimes we just want to know the medical side of things from a persons perspective, not just what we read from online searches.

Information provided cannot be substituted for proper medical advice. It's essential to remember that online information should not replace professional medical advice from a doctor or other qualified healthcare provider.

My question - the inside of my big toe is numb to the touch. Like the side of toe down to the web. Any thoughts on this?

The Cure

 

[nimblefingers]

How do we treat the infestation of niggers?

 

[Deleted member 42069lol]

Do you have any medical questions you’d like one of the resident Goregrish doctors to answer? Sometimes we just want to know the medical side of things from a persons perspective, not just what we read from online searches.

Information provided cannot be substituted for proper medical advice. It's essential to remember that online information should not replace professional medical advice from a doctor or other qualified healthcare provider.

My question - the inside of my big toe is numb to the touch. Like the side of toe down to the web. Any thoughts on this?

Perhaps some deep peroneal nerve issue..? The spinal dermatome matches your described area of numbness.

 

[Flatus Tube]

As @grimeka said…

Do you sit cross legged a lot? Or maybe severely constipated so you spend hours sat on a toilet with the seat carefully compressing just the right bit of your sciatic nerve giving the impression of a more distal nerve palsy?

😂

 

[Deleted member 42069lol]

Do you have any medical questions you’d like one of the resident Goregrish doctors to answer? Sometimes we just want to know the medical side of things from a persons perspective, not just what we read from online searches.

Information provided cannot be substituted for proper medical advice. It's essential to remember that online information should not replace professional medical advice from a doctor or other qualified healthcare provider.

My question - the inside of my big toe is numb to the touch. Like the side of toe down to the web. Any thoughts on this?

You can also ask ChatGPT or some other AI. It'll give you a pretty good idea of what you're looking at.

 

[wiggins]

As @grimeka said…


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Do you sit cross legged a lot? Or maybe severely constipated so you spend hours sat on a toilet with the seat carefully compressing just the right bit of your sciatic nerve giving the impression of a more distal nerve palsy?

😂

Dear Doctor Flatus.

As you may know I'm driving across Australia now with @irregnum in the boot of my car along with a long handled shovel and a bag of lime. (consensual).

He complains a lot of cramps due to the position he has to assume whilst in the boot. He also has numbness on the inside of his toes. I wonder if you would be able to suggest anything or any drug with which he could alleviate his complaint?

Your faithful servant

Mr Wiggins. Esq.

 

[Ilcammellaio]

I’ve actually got a question. When you see those video where people get body slammed in the ground and the start spazzing out is it like game over or is it in any way recoverable?

 

[Guipago]

How do we treat the infestation of niggers?

Awww, that's an easy one!
It's in the medical books under:
Chapter 7.62x51
Chapter 5.56x45
or Chapter 7.62x39
I'm sure it's there--it's somewhere.

 

[lechmich]

Take a pin, prick the toe radially. Report results

 

[Flatus Tube]

Dear Doctor Flatus.

As you may know I'm driving across Australia now with @irregnum in the boot of my car along with a long handled shovel and a bag of lime. (consensual).

He complains a lot of cramps due to the position he has to assume whilst in the boot. He also has numbness on the inside of his toes. I wonder if you would be able to suggest anything or any drug with which he could alleviate his complaint?

Your faithful servant

Mr Wiggins. Esq.

Give him some viagra and his gargantuan penis will engorge, filling the remaining volume within the boot. It won’t really help with the cramps, but the drive will be quieter with less rattling around if you his any bumps in the road.

 

[dwdays]

I used to jack off the normal way….but now I have to do a lot of extra stuff to get off…..often taint-related. Is that bad?

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

As @grimeka said…


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Do you sit cross legged a lot? Or maybe severely constipated so you spend hours sat on a toilet with the seat carefully compressing just the right bit of your sciatic nerve giving the impression of a more distal nerve palsy?

😂

You’ve nailed it, doc. I was sitting on the pooper when I wrote this. But not for constipation, but lack of a colon (as previously discussed elsewhere).

Ergo I poop like 8x a day. I’m must have been leaning on that nerve in my leg with my elbow.

 

[lechmich]

You’ve nailed it, doc. I was sitting on the pooper when I wrote this. But not for constipation, but lack of a colon (as previously discussed elsewhere).

Ergo I poop like 8x a day. I’m must have been leaning on that nerve in my leg with my elbow.

Oh shit this is becoming a wild DD...

 

[mrln]

another medical thread? whats the cure for this one?

 

[zxcvb987z]

Hello, I have a problem with my mitral valve. I have no symptoms. One doctor said I only needed monitoring. Another doctor said I needed surgery. However, I refused because, despite being young, I am fragile and have other problems, in addition to being afraid of the procedure.

What do you advise me to do, surgery or not?

 

[Amalgamation]

Hello, I have a problem with my mitral valve. I have no symptoms. One doctor said I only needed monitoring. Another doctor said I needed surgery. However, I refused because, despite being young, I am fragile and have other problems, in addition to being afraid of the procedure.

What do you advise me to do, surgery or not?

I've translated your post, please translate your posts into English or they will be deleted.

 

[Amalgamation]

Dear doctors,

Thanks for drugs, and fondling my balls.

May my next physical be done by a female, and the drugs prescribed to me stuff I've not had before so I'm high as shit the first time I take it.

God bless you

 

[zxcvb987z]

I've translated your post, please translate your posts into English or they will be deleted.

is in English

 

[Alex Sickboy]

The middle part of my wrist where the median nerve runs is really itchy. Could it be a problem with the median nerve?