bizarre Atleast Its Getting A Prayer (1 Viewer)

[Bethy 🔥]

I thought it was a woman 🤔

ATTENTION The FINDING of a LIFE BODY is reported on the ROAD to SAMBORONDÓN, near CORAL in the DAULE CANTON. The circumstances of the death, whether it was accidental or violent, are still unknown. A PRIEST is in the PLACE, PRAYING for his SOUL.

 

[eatmydiarrhoea]

Looks like we've got ourselves a classic case of 'Whoopsie Daisy, There's a Dead Body on the Road.'

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for sending good vibes to the afterlife and whatnot, but maybe, just maybe, it's time to pick up the phone and dial 911 instead of relying solely on divine intervention, maybe?

I mean, come on, it's 2024 and we've got advanced medical technology, emergency services at our fingertips, and this guy's out there with his rosary, hoping for a miracle.

Sorry, Padre, but I don't think a Hail Mary is gonna bring ol' Ricardo Doe back to life.

CPR stands for Cardio-Pulmonary Resuscitation, not Clergyman's Prayer for Resurrection.

 

[Gamma🍄Goblin]

I would have said it was a woman too.

 

[Jessica Fletcher. 🍳]

Did you just assume that corpses religion?

As well as if they have a wang or not?

 

[H82Go8675309]

Looks like we've got ourselves a classic case of 'Whoopsie Daisy, There's a Dead Body on the Road.'

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for sending good vibes to the afterlife and whatnot, but maybe, just maybe, it's time to pick up the phone and dial 911 instead of relying solely on divine intervention, maybe?

I mean, come on, it's 2024 and we've got advanced medical technology, emergency services at our fingertips, and this guy's out there with his rosary, hoping for a miracle.

Sorry, Padre, but I don't think a Hail Mary is gonna bring ol' Ricardo Doe back to life.

CPR stands for Cardio-Pulmonary Resuscitation, not Clergyman's Prayer for Resurrection.

That's not a priest doing a prayer to save them, that's "last rights" being administered.

 

[Morally-Skewed-Hippo]

A Life Body? I think ChatGPT needs a bit more tweaking to determine what Life is, and when a body is more dead than alive....

 

[dwdays]

Take my advice…..do NOT cop a feel.