Calgary Alberta's Own Darwin Award Contestant - Muppet Stabs Himself Post Road Rage Kerfuffle (1 Viewer)

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Dr. Johnny Fever

aka Bill Murray
Calgary man accidentally killed himself after attacking driver with knife, say police


Highlights:
-This past Saturday evening two dinks got into a bit of a squabble following a minor accident.
-Dink #1 - 35, who remains unnamed, received minor injuries in the fight, was transported to hospital for treatment and was released the same night.
-Dink #2 - 21, some sand monkey Abdul Gebi Teshite, decided he'd be a tough guy and pulled a knife which while bringing the fight to a quick end did have some tragic hilarious consequences.
-While returning to his vehicle, likely some POS with an annoying exhaust & oversized decorative spoiler, Teshite managed to stab himself (too bad this imbecile didn't bring a gun to this knife fight).
-Gabii, as this shit dick was known to his friends, stumbles around and promptly dies on scene.


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Of course Dink #2's friends & family have started a gofundme where he's described as a gift from allah:

"Abdul was a great friend to many , living and dutiful brother to his sibling and a son worthy on praise to his single mother. Needless to mention, friends and family of Abdul are riddled with a both severe shock and deep sense of loss; his departure has left a void that would be impossible to feel for those who knew him.

We urge everyone to make a generous contribution; the money collected would help facilitate the funeral arrangements and cover many const associated with such things! Abdul was the solo bread winner in his household, providing for his mother and three sibling; his untimely death has left his family in a fragile state both emotionally and financially."

Funny there's no mention of this asshole brandishing a knife in response to pretty much nothing.
 
Calgary man accidentally killed himself after attacking driver with knife, say police


Highlights:
-This past Saturday evening two dinks got into a bit of a squabble following a minor accident.
-Dink #1 - 35, who remains unnamed, received minor injuries in the fight, was transported to hospital for treatment and was released the same night.
-Dink #2 - 21, some sand monkey Abdul Gebi Teshite, decided he'd be a tough guy and pulled a knife which while bringing the fight to a quick end did have some tragic hilarious consequences.
-While returning to his vehicle, likely some POS with an annoying exhaust & oversized decorative spoiler, Teshite managed to stab himself (too bad this imbecile didn't bring a gun to this knife fight).
-Gabii, as this shit dick was known to his friends, stumbles around and promptly dies on scene.


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Of course Dink #2's friends & family have started a gofundme where he's described as a gift from allah:

"Abdul was a great friend to many , living and dutiful brother to his sibling and a son worthy on praise to his single mother. Needless to mention, friends and family of Abdul are riddled with a both severe shock and deep sense of loss; his departure has left a void that would be impossible to feel for those who knew him.

We urge everyone to make a generous contribution; the money collected would help facilitate the funeral arrangements and cover many const associated with such things! Abdul was the solo bread winner in his household, providing for his mother and three sibling; his untimely death has left his family in a fragile state both emotionally and financially."

Funny there's no mention of this asshole brandishing a knife in response to pretty much nothing
 

HughJorgen

Imma KAREN
Calgary man accidentally killed himself after attacking driver with knife, say police


Highlights:
-This past Saturday evening two dinks got into a bit of a squabble following a minor accident.
-Dink #1 - 35, who remains unnamed, received minor injuries in the fight, was transported to hospital for treatment and was released the same night.
-Dink #2 - 21, some sand monkey Abdul Gebi Teshite, decided he'd be a tough guy and pulled a knife which while bringing the fight to a quick end did have some tragic hilarious consequences.
-While returning to his vehicle, likely some POS with an annoying exhaust & oversized decorative spoiler, Teshite managed to stab himself (too bad this imbecile didn't bring a gun to this knife fight).
-Gabii, as this shit dick was known to his friends, stumbles around and promptly dies on scene.


View attachment 641597

Of course Dink #2's friends & family have started a gofundme where he's described as a gift from allah:

"Abdul was a great friend to many , living and dutiful brother to his sibling and a son worthy on praise to his single mother. Needless to mention, friends and family of Abdul are riddled with a both severe shock and deep sense of loss; his departure has left a void that would be impossible to feel for those who knew him.

We urge everyone to make a generous contribution; the money collected would help facilitate the funeral arrangements and cover many const associated with such things! Abdul was the solo bread winner in his household, providing for his mother and three sibling; his untimely death has left his family in a fragile state both emotionally and financially."

Funny there's no mention of this asshole brandishing a knife in response to pretty much nothing.
Right. He should have thought about him being the only cash machine in the house before he turned full chimp and went bananas
 

Varmint Hunter

I'd go to hell just to shoot the Devil in the face
Does Gofundme have a comments section under each post? In cases like these, the links and info should be given on sites like here, 4chan, kiwifarms etc., so mass trolling and shitposting could be inflicted upon those GFM pages that try to help criminals and shitbags. The trolling will also discourage people from donating and thus, shut their shit down faster.
 

Dr. Johnny Fever

aka Bill Murray
Does Gofundme have a comments section under each post? In cases like these, the links and info should be given on sites like here, 4chan, kiwifarms etc., so mass trolling and shitposting could be inflicted upon those GFM pages that try to help criminals and shitbags. The trolling will also discourage people from donating and thus, shut their shit down faster.
God I wish they did. Would be bad for GFMs business tho since 99% of the campaigns would implode after potential donors read the comments. Iā€™ve occasionally looked at random GFM requests and it amazes me that people have absolutely no shame in their begging.
 
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