fights Chink at the barbershop

[Lord Gutsy]

China

 

[rottenfresh]

I thought the Chink barber with the scissors was gonna go all STABBY STABBY on his ass!

 

[GarGoil]

No tip for this barber.

 

[rottenfresh]

No tip for this barber.

Yeah, the tip was the ass whooping he got!

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

🤔I thought they all knew karate?

 

[Asspipe]

🤔I thought they all knew karate?

Yeah. Why aren’t they kung fu fighting? Why aren’t they fast as lightning? And lastly, why isn’t it at least a little bit frightening?

 

[Stormy Llewellyn]

No tip for this barber.

Awww...I was gonna say-- Bet he didn't get a tip...lol

 

[lechmich]

"I said a riddle off the back fucker, not a bald patch!"

 

[djdeeds]

This needed some Waltz music nice dancing there fellas.

 

[Bill Murray]

No idea what these two slopes were arguing about but Ray Charles could do a better job and he's dead & blind

 

[What's_this]

Because of styling issues, customers think the haircut is ugly

Awww...I was gonna say-- Bet he didn't get a tip...lol

Haha, tipping is generally not done in China.

 

[The anarchist]

🤔I thought they all knew karate?

Yeah. Why aren’t they kung fu fighting? Why aren’t they fast as lightning? And lastly, why isn’t it at least a little bit frightening?

Both of y'all beat me to it 😂 why the Hell are they not Kung fu fighting? All chinks know karate 😂👍

 

[Adam_Zapple]

Barber: 'And would sir like anything else..?'
Customer: 'Why, yes my good man. May I, per chance, have a pair of your wife's knickers please..?'
Barber: 'My wife's knickers you say..? But why on earth would you require a pair of my wife's knickers..?'
Customer: 'Because you made me look a right cunt!'

 

[Dudebro]

Well I guess they weren't Kung Fu Asians

 

[GarGoil]

Because of styling issues, customers think the haircut is ugly


Haha, tipping is generally not done in China.

Are there any situations or purchases during which it is customary, in China, to pay a gratuity / tip?

 

[OmegaRed1]

Amazing

 

[plastictoss]

Yeah. Why aren’t they kung fu fighting? Why aren’t they fast as lightning? And lastly, why isn’t it at least a little bit frightening?

The rare intelligent post 🤣👌

 

[Asspipe]

The rare intelligent post 🤣👌

Ha! Right on. Thnks✌️

Both of y'all beat me to it 😂 why the Hell are they not Kung fu fighting? All chinks know karate 😂👍

Of course they do. Crouching tiger, shitting tiger or something

 

[Russellmark11]

So he didn't want the Kim Jung Un dew.