bizarre Chink lighting a cig

[Lord Gutsy]

 

[CunningLinguist]

Damn domestic cigarette lighters.

 

[Soulless]

How many times do I have to say it: DON'T FART WHILE LIGHTING A CIGARETTE. Noob.

 

[DRAGONOVDEATH]

The fumes of dead animals in the kitchen must've been the reason for his surroundings to catch fire as well , these chongs are filthy .

 

[Cauntsniff]

In today's modern age who needs eyebrows??

 

[j.f.🔎]

I dunno if I'd prefer the smell of singe to cigarettes while I was eating or not.

 

[Sonnynerd022]

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What he smoking petrol?

 

[Clendenon]

Hey pal, that's Chinese food not French flambé.

 

[Harumph]

It's a shame I wasn't there. I would have put him out quickly with the hot soup.

 

[CunningLinguist]

In today's modern age who needs eyebrows??

Whoopi Goldberg

 

[Flatus Tube]

When I was a young teenager and total pothead, there was a period my friends and I would tamper with the valves on each others lighters as pranks. We all ended up with half our fringes or eyebrows singed off 😂.

It wasn’t as epic as this though 😂😂😂.

 

[Bruno Schulz]

Without his trademark bushy & beautiful eyebrows, his career as China's #1 Eugene Levy impersonator dwindled.
With no career prospects, he died penniless and alone, and all because he tried to light a cigarette.
Smoking is bad, kids. Please don't start.👍

 

[Cauntsniff]

When I was a young teenager and total pothead, there was a period my friends and I would tamper with the valves on each others lighters as pranks. We all ended up with half our fringes or eyebrows singed off 😂.

It wasn’t as epic as this though 😂😂😂.

Dude me and my mates did the exact same thing lmao 🤣 😂

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

"Hah haw haw! Me Chinese. Me pray joke. Me put pee-pee in your pants!"

 

[Tuomas Woorhees]

Good cigar need a good flame.

 

[Htos1av]

When I was a young teenager and total pothead, there was a period my friends and I would tamper with the valves on each others lighters as pranks. We all ended up with half our fringes or eyebrows singed off 😂.

It wasn’t as epic as this though 😂😂😂.

Beat me to it!!!