animals Crazy lady cockblocking ducks.

[Whitechapel Jack]

The worst part is, is that she's confident that the drake understands English.

 

[Pit Fiend]

i dunno where she is now..................

still watching the llamas, I bet.

 

[Milfhunter]

The nag hag to the rescue.

 

[wiggins]

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I always like your posts and tend to click on them first if only for the title.

'Oppossed To Duck Mating' did it for me.

Clearly this is a mentally ill feminist who has issues with avian anthropomorphism.

Although serious, I find it amusing to observe how she subconciously yet poetically and in the classic Fruedian manner, 'apes the duck' by getting in such a 'flap' about her, now, due to illness, 'primary love object'.

She seeks to fight again for her rmother as her father 'violated her' (in reality, was flirtatious as man and wife), and as she observes, but incorrectly assesses, the drake 'violating' the hen (her mother).

It may well end with her diving in to 'put right' her child land reality and 'make right again' her parental system which she only sees as whole when raised by a 'single parent'.

She will of course drown in this endevour, thus proving, again, Freud's third rule of psychoanalysis 'you will drown in cum if you interfere with your father's attempt to put his cum in your mother'.

Tragic, yet a real reality of our time...

 

[Pit Fiend]

Freud's third rule of psychoanalysis 'you will drown in cum if you interfere with your father's attempt to put his cum in your mother'.

You and I watch different porn, I suspect.

 

[Absolution]

 

[MelanieAnnA]

I learned this spring that mallards are actually pretty damn violent when it comes to mating. I always assumed they mated for life. They don’t. But still, I had what I thought was a mated pair that took up residency in our underground pool this year. I even named them Lucy and Desi….had the “pleasure” of witnessing 4 male mallards literally gang-raping the one lone female, and actually holding her under the water.

I admit I was mildly mortified, and I had to read up on their mating habits a bit (for clarity)…and it isn’t uncommon for multiple males to end up killing a female in the process…

Physically watching it was rather unsettling…and between the 5 individual birds, it was VERY LOUD…so I can totally understand why that woman was a little freaked out. Damn ducking fucks!! 🦆🦆🦆

 

[Harumph]

She's clearly been corkscrewed by ducks before. They say it's quite traumatizing and not in a good way.

 

[whitelife]

Waste of tits

 

[Charliesangel79]

I'd love to have seen them all fly out of the water and take turns shitting on her head

 

[j.f.🔎]

Jumps in and then quickly realises ducks can swim quite well.

 

[CunningLinguist]

"avian anthropomorphism"

Hey . . . I think a smart person sneakeded into this forum.

 

[methedup77]

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Nice tits. Unfortunate she wasn’t videoed up close when she got out the water

 

[wiggins]

Hey . . . I think a smart person sneakeded into this forum.

No. I'm dumb. I was screened before they let me in...

 

[drooly zager]

She’s gonna grab that male duck and bite his little ducky balls off with her Freddy mercurys and report him to Elmer fud for rape! ….? What ? Nothing to see here?.

 

[REDRUM616]

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Right when you think people are normal.

 

[REDRUM616]

Karen to the rescue.

Wouldn’t be the first time I heard “get off of her”

 

[Melas]

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Must be related to ol crazy Karen snatch screaming at the duck hunters in the other video 😂