bizarre Darla is mad so she falls through her screen door (1 Viewer)
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Darla represents what a cock experiences when attempting to fuck @Frank Bradley ’s gaping asshole. What a little faggot.
Stormy Llewellyn
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Let's cut Darla some slack. Life has a way of kicking your ass. Darla, go back in your house and drink some more wine in front of the TV.
Amen lol
Stormy Llewellyn
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(Well, also, well see....um...Not long ago, I too was intoxicated at my own house. I supposedly did not go back in the house so I ended up in jail. 1st time. Horrible experience. Yeah. So Darla, go back inside the house or the pigs will surely throw you in their car....)
Got pulled over for speeding and DUI after I ran from the cops… 4 patrol cars, spotlights, I didn’t resist and got cuffed up. No man handling or ass whooping. Was 100% honest with the cops and let them search my car. They let me park the car and walk home. Not even a ticket. Just a good old fashioned lecture. Walked in my house, locked the door and started drinking again.
True story, and I’m not white or privileged. Just smart and respectful.
Stormy Llewellyn
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I think you were lucky as hell. You should have gotten lottery tickets on the morrow....
That year I had record 21 interactions with police in a 12 month period and not a single one landed me in jail or with a citation.
I’m a fairly smooth talker at times… and before you get any thoughts, no, I don’t suck dick hahahaha.
I’m a contract negotiator by trade and this place is the only place I can take my filters off and tell the likes of @Frank Bradley to eat a bag of dicks.
Lol. Headbutts the gravel. I love Darla. This shit is like a real life reno 911 skit...
Uha paw I cut muhself on the scween doorh again
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