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Date and manner of death
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(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey
It takes two to orangutango
Wanting to know when, where and how you would die would be as ignorant as this thread.
It’s not as freeing as you might think, knowing how you’re going to die and a general time frame.
Str8shooter
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Indeed, I expect it may have the opposite effect for many.
I already know mine ... I drown wrestling a crocodile on Christmas morning 2042
I agree. I expect that knowing how finite your life expectancy exactly is would only increase your existential dread.
It’s easy to come to terms with it. Ironically it’s the ppl that care about you that struggle the most with it.
I wanna go as a I lived. Like a degenerate drug addict who came into money
Tattooedmaniac
Why so serious? The Devil ate my bannana
I'm a fuck it and film it kinda guy, get it posted for you sadistic bastards 🤣 🤣
chewbok
No country for old men.
I already know. I’m going to be eaten by a Brontaroc just don’t know the date.
Adopt me and the wife before you go.
Don't look at me! I'm semi-retired and waiting for my Roth IRA to roll over! If all those viruses return, and I'm not saying they will or they won't, my division is going to be busier than a millipede in a toe counting contest for the first time since villagers were hearing <bong> "Bring out your dead!"
You'll have to take care of all the paperwork. I can't be trusted on Molli
And I'm usually on Molli
chewbok
No country for old men.
no problem. We can help you with the issues you have as long as there are “treats” and money left…
If you “came into money” divorce Molli today and take advantage of your good fortune before “she” does. All Molli wants is your money and your soul. She doesn’t give a fuck about you bro
Well Molli might not care about me, since she's a drug, (MDMA) but Esteban, who sells me Mrs Molli, sure does care fore me. Or maybe that's just the Molli.
IM4G1N3
Misanthrope
I was hoping to overdose on fentanyl, haven’t tried opiods yet but everybody on Reddit who overdosed on it said they feel great then pass out, they only wake up after the narcan is administered so that’s how I plan to go out. Will baracade myself so some idiot can’t prolong my misery to wage slave again. But have to get my hands on it first but wouldn’t like to know if something else terrible will happen before I can do that. Would just cause me to worry a lot and lose all motivation to do anything because I’ll be dead in X amount of days. But it pisses me off I have to die painfully because some whore spread her legs for 5 minutes, really despise my whore mother, and it’s her fault since women have all the responsibility in procreation and the final say so screw that whore
Just hope it's not wanking to a sandboxed porn site.
What if I told you I already know?
chewbok
No country for old men.
Esteban loves you wallet brother. Molli lies and her pimp sees you as an easy mark. Been there my friend. It’s a dark, deadend road.
Maybe we should adopt you…
Take care of yourself man.
All jokes aside, adoption won't work. I'm not house broken.
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