Does anyone piss in the shower or bath?

[chaos coordinator]

It's the only place a guy can do the helicopter while peeing and not have to worry about making a mess.

 

[D.O.A.]

Urine is sterile

*pisses in the soap*

 

[djdeeds]

Yep, and back when I lived in an upstairs apartment I used to piss over the balcony at night. Not because I had to , but there's something mysteriously satisfying about it.
Everyone pisses in the shower, just as many females as males btw, they look like idiots when they carry on about never farting or pissing in a shower. It's all girly bullshit. I bet the women that moan and groan about a man pissing in a shower are same ones dropping turds in their shower and still have the smell of poo on their toe from when they pushed it down the drain hole. Lying bitches.

 

[savgbeast]

Shower? Of course. Bath?? Fuck no, that's disgusting.

Nor have I ever waffle stomped.

 

[GenericMale]

Both, you only live once.
The best part is that you can wash it off.
Sometimes I aim for my bellybotton and if I get it in, I win a prize.
The prize is that the next time I can shit in there.

 

[Dolly]

As @God'sMan said, urine is sterile and is one of the cleanest bodily fluids.

Urea is an ingredient in many upmarket and medical skin creams as it effectively softens thicker keratinised skin.

Pissing in the shower is not dirty and has no medically concerning effects.

I'm surprised at you here. Urine is absolutely not sterile.

 

[evil retard]

i save a gallon of toilet water by taking my morning piss in the shower. why not?

 

[mrln]

i see nothing wrong with pissing in the shower. the water is running anyway. and why step out to only get a cold chill and the floor or mats all wet anyway? not like it dirties the tub or stains it. also,whose the one who has to unclog the hair from the drain by taking it apart? me. and its not like theres pissy hair,because its been washed off with soap and shampoo. speaking of which,getting the glop hair unclogged off the plunger piece is worse (imo) than a lil pee. which btw,its mainly my wifes hair!

 

[Flatus Tube]

I'm surprised at you here. Urine is absolutely not sterile.

Thanks for your comment. I’ve amended my post to say ‘essentially sterile’.

Adult urine has been found to have a ‘microbiome’ but it requires DNA sequencing techniques to pick it up as the numbers of bacteria are very low. The vast majority of urine samples sent to labs for classic culturing (incubation) techniques come back with ‘no bacterial growth’. Bacteria that cause urine infections usually come from the groin/ bowel eg E. Coli species or Klebsiella, and find their way up the tubes.

Most ‘sterile’ products are not actually sterile by definition, as fancy DNA sequencing has shown the presence of bacteria in many sterile medical devices.

Random facts: it is estimated 800 million viruses land on every square metre of the Earth every day. Lining up every virus cell on Earth next to each other would encircle our galaxy 3.5 times. Crazy shit.

 

[Super Kirbo]

If shes the lefty type just tell her your saving water cos you care about the planet she will eat that shit up

 

[Dolly]

Confession time, and this was only a few weeks ago. I have a big double shower and I often shower with the bloke, usually it's just showering and a bit of banter... so the subject of wee in a sexual way came up and neither of us have ever done that or even thought about it in a sexual way and how do we know if its hot or not if we've never tried it... so I proceed to like squat over his thigh and through fit's of laughter manage to do a well hydrated girl wee on his thigh... nope it did nothing for us, so then his turn, he's loads taller than me so he decides to turn me round and do a wee on my butt... a man wee.. dark stinky man wee.. fuck sake I almost died laughing at how gross this was, needless to say neither of us want to try that ever again..

 

[hispammic]

okay so not the bath unless you have a piss kink but a shower is fune

 

[lechmich]

I don't like to think anything that's out of a urethra is sterile, I'd prefer to say aseptic...

 

[Dolly]

My girl and I did something similar in the shower but instead of peeing on each other, I told her to stand with legs apart and begin peeing and as the stream was cascading down from between her legs I began to pee into her stream of pee.

You ever heard of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN? You know, the world's largest and highest-energy particle collider?

Yeah, we almost collapsed the fabric of spacetime, so don't try that with your guy, I only think the universe can handle it once.

Wait, you sound like you're from the UK, so allow me to translate:

Me missus and I 'ad a similar thing goin' on in the shower, but instead o' pissin' on each other, I told her to stand with her legs apart and start pissin', while I joined in, pissin' into her stream.

'Ey, ever 'eard of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN? Y'know, the biggest particle collider in the world?

Yeah, we nearly caused the fabric of spacetime to collapse. Don't go tryin' that with yer fella, I reckon the universe can only take it once, mate.

Very nicely written , I'm afraid I'm not a Brit tho.

 

[slickrick27]

My missus is always left traumatised when I piss in the shower. What's the problem? I kind of get it in a bath but hey only yourself is lying in it so what's the problem? Is she weird or me?

Jeez she would Hate me, cuz I shit while I shower.

 

[gato620]

... It's all penis envy...

...My wife is pissed that I'm better for the environment, because I regularly piss in the sink instead of wasting toilet water...

So about that, you know I like to take a piss on my sink here and there as well but today it came back and bit me in the ass. I got home from work and I smelled something funny and for my surprise I had a water sink leak so now my bottom sink storage smells amazing, Ima make sure that all my sinks in my house don't leak ever again, cause I ain't stopping, so my advice make sure the drain pipe is tight.

 

[K.I.T.T.]

 

[DeadHunter]

Plot twist, half of the ones that piss in the sink or on other people were waiters at the last restaurant you dined at on vacation, lol. You still think thats lemon juice on your broiled salmon ? 🤣😆🤮😂

 

[Bostonjohn]

I'll piss before getting in. As soon as that warm water hits... I'm pissin again. What the fuck, I'm getting old.

 

[gato620]

Confession time, and this was only a few weeks ago. I have a big double shower and I often shower with the bloke, usually it's just showering and a bit of banter... so the subject of wee in a sexual way came up and neither of us have ever done that or even thought about it in a sexual way and how do we know if its hot or not if we've never tried it... so I proceed to like squat over his thigh and through fit's of laughter manage to do a well hydrated girl wee on his thigh... nope it did nothing for us, so then his turn, he's loads taller than me so he decides to turn me round and do a wee on my butt... a man wee.. dark stinky man wee.. fuck sake I almost died laughing at how gross this was, needless to say neither of us want to try that ever again..

You didn't focus enough. Lol