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Funny Dont piss on my floor, bro
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- irl streamer pissed on retard
seems like hes got life all figured out to me 🤫
dildo_swaggins
Chief Shitting Bull
Don't invite swag, he'll shit on your carpet after beer and pizza
Bruno Schulz
American by Birth, Dead Sexy by the Grace of God
Had to buy my girlfriend a new hamper once for doing that. And a new dresser another time.
What can I say, piss happens.
What can I say, piss happens.
I fucking woke up with damp blankets Sunday morning. But I knew that I didn't piss the bed. So I did my own investigation. At some point I cooked hot dogs and found the plate that I used for it covered with water. Meaning, my drunk ass spilled hot dog water all over the plate that I was using the buns and hot dogs on. We're the buns soaked? I have no clue. I ate them both. And snuggled with hot dog water tainted blankets.
Figure it out, dude.
Where does he take shits?
wait till Christmas comes around
I pissed on a couple chicks (in the 🚿 shower).
Morty_
Multi-Sarcasmic
Same. She made the mistake of laying down in the tub, and I pissed on her tits. It unintentionally splashed up in her face/mouth. That was a weird weekend.
dildo_swaggins
Chief Shitting Bull
still looking for a woman who loves golden showers
I did it when they didn't know what I was doing. Sadly, I didn't even get laid by either of those chicks that night. I put a hickie on the slutty white girls butt cheek. But, as I stood up I banged my lower back on my faucet and bled all over the place.
I'm not really into that, tbh. I'm just an asshole who thinks it's funny to piss in drinks, shoes, and on slutty slightly fat women.
Morty_
Multi-Sarcasmic
Sorry to hear you lost the chance for 2-girl threesome fun in the shower because YOU ended up being the one to have the gusher, Spurts McGurk.
Too bad water sports quickly became Blood Sport.
Oh well, it’s all pipes. Just ask George Costanza.
Morty_
Multi-Sarcasmic
Get a job at a water treatment facility.
There’s bound to be a pee freak chick that’s into it.
birbmanisreal
Rookie
Kinda looks like onlyusemeblade.
dildo_swaggins
Chief Shitting Bull
fuck I had a mate like this, but the prick would piss in an empty beer bottle and put the fucking cap back on. I shoved a fucking potato up the exhaust pipe of his car. Blew-out the exhaust. He never pissed in my beer againI'm not really into that, tbh. I'm just an asshole who thinks it's funny to piss in drinks, shoes, and on slutty slightly fat women.
