beatings Don't steal bicycles in costa rica (1 Viewer)

[Lord Gutsy]

 

[Harumph]

He won't do that again!

 

[Solomon Kane]

He won't do that again!

He won't be doing anything again..

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

Double whammy he stole a $10 Kmart bike and left the house in a pink shirt.

 

[Gamma🍄Goblin]

Brain damaged for a bicycle FFS

 

[Morally-Skewed-Hippo]

Steal a bike in Costa Rica? I wouldn't even visit Costa Rica. To steal a bike or otherwise.

 

[ComedyJax]

Video doesn’t play for me…

 

[Feliciano Vargas]

How nice of them to draw him right up to the camera so we could get a better view!

 

[Safka Angel]

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Was it even their bike??? Good times.

 

[MysteryTraveler]

He won't do that again!

He might not do anything again.

 

[lovestruck]

I like the beating this guy took

 

[DokraOwl]

Video doesn’t play for me…

I will describe what happened...
[The scene opens, a man is laying on the dirt in some godforsaken jungle]
"Die you scum bag bycicle thief!"
The man stomps the other man's head until blood begins flowing from his ears.
"Whoa, Jim, slow down, you broke his head!"
"I'm glad his head is broken, that's what he gets for stealing my $1500 Trek"
"But Jim, this bycicle he has is a Huffy."
The beaten man lays dead bleeding from every orifice of his head.
The man who stomped him pulls up the bycicle and realizes it's a $40 Huffy from walmart and not his $1500 Trek.
"Oops, guess he wasn't a bicycle thief after all. Lets all go home."
They leave the dead man. The camera keeps recording. The video fast forwards and shows as the body is decomposed to bones over many weeks. Some cops happen upon the body and shamelessly kick dirt onto it before walking away to avoid paperwork. The end.

 

[Morally-Skewed-Hippo]

I will describe what happened...
[The scene opens, a man is laying on the dirt in some godforsaken jungle]
"Die you scum bag bycicle thief!"
The man stomps the other man's head until blood begins flowing from his ears.
"Whoa, Jim, slow down, you broke his head!"
"I'm glad his head is broken, that's what he gets for stealing my $1500 Trek"
"But Jim, this bycicle he has is a Huffy."
The beaten man lays dead bleeding from every orifice of his head.
The man who stomped him pulls up the bycicle and realizes it's a $40 Huffy from walmart and not his $1500 Trek.
"Oops, guess he wasn't a bicycle thief after all. Lets all go home."
They leave the dead man. The camera keeps recording. The video fast forwards and shows as the body is decomposed to bones over many weeks. Some cops happen upon the body and shamelessly kick dirt onto it before walking away to avoid paperwork. The end.

And the homoerotic version of that tale would look like.....?

 

[Captain Cockwash]

And the homoerotic version of that tale would look like.....?

Isn't 🚲 ownership homoerotic enough for you mate?

 

[SJW-Snowflake❄️]

The part where they throw him at the cameraman was a nice little touch. 🤣

 

[Kelc]

Love they threw him closer to the camera so we can get a better view

 

[Private Joker]

He won't be doing anything again..

Exactly. For a bicycle. Life is cheap.😕

 

[iheartbadmemes]

Good doggy though