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disaster Driver Must Be Drunk

That woman has the tell-tale gait that indicates two things:
1) She's unused to walking in high shoes
or
2) She's still recovering from being ass-fucked by a gang of men at the local "Cosplayers Cock-loving Convention"
She could’ve been squeezing her balloon knot closed to fight off explosive diarrhea. I’ve walked like that before.
 
Driver is still in the car. Probably passed out with Sammy Hagar on the tape cassette, ”One foot on the brake, one foot on the gas.
HEY ! I can’t drive 5.5 !”
 
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