animals Emotional Support Gator

[Monkman777]

That's a little too far fetched...

 

[ZeroK]

I Thought The Support Turkey Was Bad

 

[Jizdrop1]

One day that will bite the silly old cunts hand off.

 

[Flatus Tube]

I went to do a ward round at the care home I was looking after a few years back around Xmas. I found this walking around visiting patients 😂. It was the best ward round I’ve ever done.

 

[mrln]

i tell ya what tho,if someone broke into this guys house and then saw this gator,they would shit themselves something fierce! lol

 

[djdeeds]

I remember a news story a few years ago about that alligator guy ,he's 100% legit.

 

[JG Ballard]

It's all fun and games until the day the gator wakes up and realizes that it's a savage beast and the owner is just another piece of meat.

 

[Appendix]

I purchased an emotional support woman. She does bite however.

 

[Gazzi79]

I've seen that same alligator swimming in the pool with small kids on YT nothing happened huh

 

[Venture _Capitalist]

That's a little too far fetched...
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[LifeIStough]

THat vote IS the Philly Capitan.

 

[IntriguedByDeath]

Fucking cool beasts, so goddamned prehistoric-looking. Great way to get rid of a corpse, too 😉 as they digest the bones down to a chalky powder.

 

[hedgerow]

i heard crocs were better for that, something about them being more cuddly

 

[chaos coordinator]

While adorable, I can't imagine he gets much support hauling a 150lb reptile on the sidewalk in a Philadelphia winter.