Funny Even the noodles are trying to kill a chink

[Lord Gutsy]

 

[S1ms]

Bro prolly said something against the chinese government

 

[Interregnum]

Timmy: What kind of man was my father?

Mother: Oh, Timmy, your father was a true hero. He was the bravest man I have ever known. People still tell stories about his courageous deeds.

Timmy: What led to Dad's death?

Mother: Noodle soup

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[HeavyHitter]

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Funny as hell Gutsy!

 

[CunningLinguist]

I would not trust that remaining banana.

 

[Harumph]

Ha ha, very funny! Okay, who is the wise ass that put the Pop Rocks in my Cup Noodles?

 

[K.I.T.T.]

How the fuck?! Was it a prank or some sort of weird anomaly? Can noodle soups be bought with a heating packet or something? Some sort of specific chemical reaction???

I need to know, my ex loves soup.

 

[Flatus Tube]

Wearing hazmat suits to eat your meal? Cretins.

 

[LittleSilIy]

He got lucky it didn't explode in his mouth.

 

[mr Ma'am]

Wearing hazmat suits to eat your meal? Cretins.

Clearly they made the right choice, considering what happened

 

[K.I.T.T.]

He got lucky it didn't explode in his mouth.

But you might be luckier and get an explosion in your own mouth.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

But you might be luckier and get an explosion in your own mouth.

Not to white knight here, but I doubt she thinks herself to be the lucky one getting an explosion in her mouth 🧐

 

[LittleSilIy]

But you might be luckier and get an explosion in your own mouth.

Phew, good thing those noodles I had before never went boom in my mouth! One time, though, there was this unexpected explosion that caught me off guard. So good, I just had to swallow it whole. Guess cream-filled donuts are my go-to for mouth explosives now. 😂

 

[K.I.T.T.]

Phew, good thing those noodles I had before never went boom in my mouth! One time, though, there was this unexpected explosion that caught me off guard. So good, I just had to swallow it whole. Guess cream-filled donuts are my go-to for mouth explosives now. 😂

 

[LittleSilIy]

Oh, come on. I’m a good girl! Ask @Lord Gutsy 😂

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[K.I.T.T.]

Oh, come on. I’m a good girl! Ask @Lord Gutsy 😂

Aw, snap. How much child support he payin' you?

 

[Russellmark11]

His cell phone battery exploded because of the hot noodles next to it.

Phew, good thing those noodles I had before never went boom in my mouth! One time, though, there was this unexpected explosion that caught me off guard. So good, I just had to swallow it whole. Guess cream-filled donuts are my go-to for mouth explosives now. 😂

I have a cream-filled do-nut.
I can also make you a cream pie.

 

[LittleSilIy]

NOW I REGRET POSTING THAT. HAAHAAHA

 

[Russellmark11]

NOW I REGRET POSTING THAT. HAAHAAHA

Why aren't you asleep?

 

[DrGoodEvil]

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Wtf just happened?! 🤣