bizarre fitbit goes woke

[Bill Murray]

weirdo incel on a keyboard, creepy black tranny on a stripper pole and shamu surfing (funny they don't show her actually getting up on the board)

Would it be too much for fitbit to just show normal people doing normal things?

 

[nostrils]

We live in a world of narcissistic neurotic snowflakes.

I’m just happy it’s as easy as this to spot most of them.

 

[Flatus Tube]

It’s because normal people wear Apple Watches 😂.

 

[Bansaku]

Ah Fitbit, irrelevant since 2015!

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

That poor surf board, it was made for an athlete not a whale that can't swim

 

[Mysterious_business]

Jesus fix it 😵‍💫😵‍💫

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

I've seen the one with the fat bitch on the surf board the part with the faggot on a pool must be new though

 

[Is.this.4.real]

You know what all three have in common?
They are retarded

 

[Panzercat79]

Man I first saw this commercial watching a ballgame with my great uncle,he just turned 88 the other day.Funny thing about my great uncle is he is nothing like me.He's old school civil rights era,went to the marches and what not liberal bleeding heart.Even he just can't wrap his head around this shit.Why can't we just go back to right down the middle America?I dare say we were much more united when shame still existed.

 

[Bfeer]

We are meant to take social morality lessons from corporations like this? If neo-nazis were in vogue they would have them on surfboards and dancing on poles.

 

[pappa stupid]

Hulu had a all gay commercial , guess they woke also

 

[SlovakBabe]

hope theres a version for these fuckwits to stick it up their bottom to keep track of events

 

[JayZee]

I mean, they cooould...but then they wouldn't be able to rub how WOKE they are in our faces. 🤡

 

[fourteen.eighty.eight]

If you need a Chinese manufactured watch to tell you if you’ve got exercise yet you’re probably a fat fuck

 

[Belfast147]

I'm gay and even i hate this shit

 

[fourteen.eighty.eight]

Hulu had a all gay commercial , guess they woke also

Holy shit you watch Hulu with commercials…… now that’s fuckin gayyyyy

 

[wiggins]

weirdo incel on a keyboard, creepy black tranny on a stripper pole and shamu surfing (funny they don't show her actually getting up on the board)

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Would it be too much for fitbit to just show normal people doing normal things?

Is that johny depp?

 

[disconnex]

This is our fate if the government and education system have any say… they will turn your kids and grandkids into fat freaks

 

[Chief Queef]

Wow. Surrealism at best. It's like watching a paraplegic demonstrating ski lessons...