Fucking Lettuce Virus.

[Torta Gordita]

We gonna need evidence

Fair enough. $40 is $40

 

[Torta Gordita]

If she posts vomit or diarrhea pics- I’m sending you nutsac pics of my very own hairy dangly sac.

Well now I'm definitely gonna post it

 

[Torta Gordita]

Damn it. I have a friend that got that while she and her husband were on vacay in NOLA last weekend. Poor thing couldn't keep anything down, or in, for 3 days. Hope you have a speedy recovery.

Oof, that's terrible while on Holiday. I'm hoping so too. My older Sibling had it first and he said about 5-6 days and I'm on day 3ish now. I cant hold food or water. I hope your friend is much better

 

[MysteryTraveler]

Cooked vegetables are fine

Safe, but not fine. I'm not OK eat cooked illegal Mexican migrant worker fecal matter, but that's just me.

 

[Shaitan Al Tawakoni]

Oof, that's terrible while on Holiday. I'm hoping so too. My older Sibling had it first and he said about 5-6 days and I'm on day 3ish now. I cant hold food or water. I hope your friend is much better

She is, thanks. Hang tight. You'll make it through.

 

[wetdry]

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'mma post my nutsack pics directly to your profile if I see pics of her parasite-filled vomit and diarhea while scrolling the 'Latest Profile Posts" section.

 

[Bruno Schulz]

If she posts vomit or diarrhea pics- I’m sending you nutsac pics.

I'mma post my nutsack pics directly to your profile if I see pics of her parasite-filled vomit and diarhea while scrolling the 'Latest Profile Posts" section.

A peace offering to each of you:

Ice Cream. -Everyone loves ice cream. 🩶

 

[Jack_Bauer]

What kind or brand of Lettuce? We're gonna need more info!

 

[riza]

We gonna need evidence

Sound recording will work also.

 

[Bigpotnoodle]

Imagine the virus mutated the vegetables and they began walking out of the dirt using their roots as legs and then attacked people. That would be cool.

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[mrln]

you ate taco bell didnt ya? or maybe had a prepared bagged salad?

 

[mrln]

The best way to get rid of viruses on vegetables is to put sugar on them, a lot of sugar

or not eat them at all

 

[that613guy]

I eat gas station hot dogs to combat any viruses ... the really old looking ones have all the good germs that give you diarrhea before any virus can get to you

You're not wrong.

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Safe, but not fine. I'm not OK eat cooked illegal Mexican migrant worker fecal matter, but that's just me.

You can wash your produce before consuming it, right?

 

[djdeeds]

This was a huge story here in Australia a few years ago and it came from those pre packaged bags of salad in Supermarkets. Apparently people got so sick it was like Ebola ! If I were to just guess, it was because a lot of dirty disgusting migrants who harvest and package the stuff for two bucks an hour use their bare hands for wiping their own ass and never wash them.

 

[miketeevee13]

Are you sure you haven’t eaten Taco Bell recently? From the symptoms your describing it definitely sounds like Taco Bell.

 

[Torta Gordita]

DAMN IT! I JUST ATE A SALAD!

It's been nice knowing your Colon is ginna hate you. 🤣

 

[Torta Gordita]

Are you sure you haven’t eaten Taco Bell recently? From the symptoms your describing it definitely sounds like Taco Bell.

Pssht, i can't afford Taco Bell. I only go for the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

 

[PokeyCactus]

Good thing I hate salads. Feel better soon!

 

[Torta Gordita]

Safe, but not fine. I'm not OK eat cooked illegal Mexican migrant worker fecal matter, but that's just me.

Sounds like the American dream