Serious Getting bird shit off car

[Blood_Sport]

Im going to second this. Blood sport knows his stuff when it comes to cars and maintainance. 100%

 

[Vwj]

Ceramic treatment for the bodywork and Rain-X on the glass.. it won't stop it, but it'll wash off far more easily

RainX is crap, lasts about 2 weeks, think I last used Gtechniq g1, but you need to clean then polish the glass first

 

[Blood_Sport]

RainX is crap, lasts about 2 weeks, think I last used Gtechniq g1, but you need to clean then polish the glass first

I use the original Rain-X to treat the glass, after that I use the spray version inbetween, I'll definitely have a look at the Gtechniq G1 though 👍

 

[mrln]

im sure theres some kind of chemicals made in (insert whatever country you want to,here) you can put on your card paint job,so it is repelled from a hose or slight breeze.
or you can just cut the branch or tree down.

I use the original Rain-X to treat the glass, after that I use the spray version inbetween, I'll definitely have a look at the Gtechniq G1 though 👍

regular car wax works well on the windscreen also.

 

[Unhinged & mildly racist]

Get a ceramic based wax for your whip my man

Use this shit Robot or human?

I tried to post a link to the shit in Walmart dot com but I don’t know if it worked

 

[billiam]

I park in my garage to keep the birds from crapping on my truck.

I also have a pellet gun.

Where I live drives me crazy, trees everywhere and we have daily shit bombardments from above on the car. It's driving me crazy and I've still not found the right ingredients to effectively clean shit off body work quickly and effectively. Has anyone got tips?

Cover your car

 

[D.O.A.]

Where I live drives me crazy, trees everywhere and we have daily shit bombardments from above on the car. It's driving me crazy and I've still not found the right ingredients to effectively clean shit off body work quickly and effectively. Has anyone got tips?

Buy a polesaw and cut the branches off the tree over your car. That's what I did.

 

[karmachameleon]

Buy a large bag of wild bird feed and feed them a few cups daily. Spread a cup or two on a flat surface a few feet off the ground. They’ll come to like the area and save their droppings for places they don’t eat. You’d likely be surprised the interesting birds that show up. If you consistently put out seed, they’ll become your friends.