Has this ever happened to you?

[MysteryTraveler]

If I am in public and have a fart coming, I look around and find the nearest Mexican family of 6 and walk by them as I let it rip with my afterburner turned on.

 

[Pm Me Ur Clunge Plz]

my mum is dead and in a plastic box in my living room next to the mother of my kids ... also in a plastic box and dead ... next to her is her mother as well in a plastic box and super dead ..... next to her mother is her mother's father (grandpa)......in guess what another plastic box and dead as could be ... next to him is my dad again dead he is actually in a wooden box that I made and finally I have my dad's father in a very nice urn that my dad purchased for him when he died ... so I can say whole heartedly GO FUCK YOUR BENEFITS AND GO BACK TO POSTING ABOUT YOUR IMAGINARY QUEEFS 🖕😐🖕
plus I have a bunch of cool action figures n stuff on the shelves with them ... still fuck you though

Bro you must have a big fucking living room to fit all of those boxes of dead people in!

In all seriousness, RIP to what seems like most of your family.

 

[IcumBlood777]

You are funny...

 

[Windowshopper]

my mum is dead and in a plastic box in my living room next to the mother of my kids ... also in a plastic box and dead ... next to her is her mother as well in a plastic box and super dead ..... next to her mother is her mother's father (grandpa)......in guess what another plastic box and dead as could be ... next to him is my dad again dead he is actually in a wooden box that I made and finally I have my dad's father in a very nice urn that my dad purchased for him when he died ... so I can say whole heartedly GO FUCK YOUR BENEFITS AND GO BACK TO POSTING ABOUT YOUR IMAGINARY QUEEFS 🖕😐🖕
plus I have a bunch of cool action figures n stuff on the shelves with them ... still fuck you though

Must've forgot that it was public knowledge 90% of your family is dead.... are the action figures there to keep them safe? Or something to play with when they get bored of sitting on your mantel? Do they have Kung-Fu Grip? You have some thin skin.

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

Must've forgot that it was public knowledge 90% of your family is dead.... are the action figures there to keep them safe? Or something to play with when they get bored of sitting on your mantel? Do they have Kung-Fu Grip? You have some thin skin.

I just collect action figures and weird stuff and probably should put up some new shelves so my family has some breathing room

Bro you must have a big fucking living room to fit all of those boxes of dead people in!

In all seriousness, RIP to what seems like most of your family.

its all good ... I guess I'm just a bit sensitive about my "mum" as she happens to be the latest addition to my dead family member shelf

 

[FAIRYBLU]

You're sat down and need to fart. You're a stubborn cunt so you don't lift one arse cheek up to release the gas as you usually would. The gas doesn't have many places to go, so it forms little bubbles, travels up your gooch and pops on your balls.

It makes my day every time it happens. Thoughts?

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣!!! It goes the other way around too!!! Weird feeling!! 😂