Have you ever had a waiter question a tip?

[happy-golucky]

I am a super BIG prick thanks for noticing. If you go to school and work as a waitress why should I care? The no tip policy applies to everyone equally. (audible gasps)


Private information you don’t need to know.

Yeah, we know. And because YOURE using THEIR service. Not sure how much simpler I can make it ?

Just say you’re a broke btch and move on lol

 

[scott13214]

Yeah, we know. And because YOURE using THEIR service. Not sure how much simpler I can make it ?

Just say you’re a broke btch and move on lol

It’s not a service. A service is something unique or valuable. Carrying food to my table is not a service.

 

[Gerdo74]

I was born into a lower middle class family. I always knew I did not belong there, and was destined for greatness. At 14 I caddied for a successful investment tax attorney. He hired me to work in his office part time .
He taught me about investing in the stock market, and mutual funds. I quickly learned serious money could be made, and with a little legal tax management you paid very little in taxes.

Being an orthopedic surgeon is a noble profession, but when I could double or triple that salary every year, I found my calling.

I graduated from Harvard business school, and then managed several large hedge funds. Everything I did was in the best interest of the investors. I acted as a fiduciary, which really means I put the investors first. I did do lots and lots of legal tax management.

I did something with my life. fuck that silly waiter bringing me 18 year old scotch like a modern servant. No tip for you bitch.


You are very wrong. With or without tips you were required to make minimum wage for every hour you work.

https://webapps.dol.gov/elaws/faq/esa/flsa/002.htm

Delusional Jordan Belfort wannabe!
I also loved the movie but by fuck you need to start back on the antipsychotic pills matey bob!

It is consistently ranked among the top business schools in the world and offers a full-time MBA program, management-related doctoral programs, and executive education.
I earned a MBA , and PhD.

It would be lovely if you posted your thesis here.....sans your real name......doubt you will though Walter Mitty.

 

[Zeodus]

Has anything like this ever happened to you?

No, it hasn't because I am accustomed to leaving tips. That, despite the fact that I'm not a wealthy, superior dude like yourself. It depends on where you are geographically, for tips, it's customary where I'm from to leave a tip. Even if the service isn't the greatest because everyone is entitled to a bad day. Even the ultra wealthy like yourself.

While I question the validity of your story, Richie Rich, I must admit you'd make a fantastic villain in a movie. At least, in the regards of a character people love to hate, and the downfall of said villain being the proverbial cherry on top.

 

[PurrGirl]

While I question the validity of your story, Richie Rich, I must admit you'd make a fantastic villain in a movie. At least, in the regards of a character people love to hate, and the downfall of said villain being the proverbial cherry on top.

Yes. Hmmm, this gives me an idea... since he's currently of absolutely no use to anyone, we could help him experience for once in his life contributing to the good of mankind.

We'll build an old fashioned dunking booth and install him in it. Regular tickets would be $5 a pop, with the proceeds going to a charity for sick service workers, and each person who pays gets a chance to dunk him in water. Used ticket stubs will be placed in the raffle bin.

Then after everyone's had their chance at the water dunk, we will move on to the grand prize raffle where one lucky soul wins the honor of pulling the final lever, dunking him in a weak sulfuric acid solution. It should still be strong enough to kill him, but s-l-o-w-l-y. A metal band (TBD, suggestions welcome) will accompany his screams.

Obviously, the video of the proceedings will be posted on this site, allowing for enjoyment on the part of hundreds or thousands of people. And the metal song, titled "Better Then You", will be released on a major label, allowing potentially millions of people to enjoy hearing a lying, arrogant, tantrumming psychopath be disposed of.

In this way, his life shall not have been in vain.

 

[mrln]

Yes. Hmmm, this gives me an idea... since he's currently of absolutely no use to anyone, we could help him experience for once in his life contributing to the good of mankind.

We'll build an old fashioned dunking booth and install him in it. Regular tickets would be $5 a pop, with the proceeds going to a charity for sick service workers, and each person who pays gets a chance to dunk him in water. Used ticket stubs will be placed in the raffle bin.

Then after everyone's had their chance at the water dunk, we will move on to the grand prize raffle where one lucky soul wins the honor of pulling the final lever, dunking him in a weak sulfuric acid solution. It should still be strong enough to kill him, but s-l-o-w-l-y. A metal band (TBD, suggestions welcome) will accompany his screams.

Obviously, the video of the proceedings will be posted on this site, allowing for enjoyment on the part of hundreds or thousands of people. And the metal song, titled "Better Then You", will be released on a major label, allowing potentially millions of people to enjoy hearing a lying, arrogant, tantrumming psychopath be disposed of.

In this way, his life shall not have been in vain.

it was fine up till the sulfuric acid thing.
i was thinking more on the lines that he is stripped of everything financial he possess. all his monies and left with a salary of a food server. and then have him have a few kids to take care of,annd pay alimony. all the while,he makes his living as a waiter.

 

[PurrGirl]

it was fine up till the sulfuric acid thing.

Um, too... gory for you?

i was thinking more on the lines that he is stripped of everything financial he possess.

So you think we should take his mommy's credit card away from him?

then have him have a few kids to take care of

You'd have to find a woman willing to spawn with him.

ll the while,he makes his living as a waiter.

Why would you want to punish innocent restaurant patrons? 🤔

 

[mrln]

Um, too... gory for you?

So you think we should take his mommy's credit card away from him?

You'd have to find a woman willing to spawn with him.

Why would you want to punish innocent restaurant patrons? 🤔

no
yes
true dat
you gotta point there

 

[JoeyRo]

I went to a Ruth Chris for dinner on a vacation. The waitress followed me to my car and says ‘Sir was there anything wrong with the service you received this evening? “ I was shocked the hired help would even address me outside the restaurant. I looked at her like she lost her mind. She says you did not leave a tip.

I asked her, what exactly did you do that was worth me paying you anything more then the price of my meal? She said I took your drink and food orders and made sure you had everything you needed. I look at her like she is fucking stupid, and say you are a waitress that’s your simple job.

But sir, tips is how I pay my bills. I asked her if I was her employer? She says of course not. I told her if she wanted a tip, get an adult job and grow the fuck up!

I went back in and got the General managers contact information. He picks up the phone, I am cordial explaining to him what transpired. He sounds embarrassed, tells me he is sorry, and to please give him a minute to speak to the restaurant manager. The manager gave me a $150.00 gift card good at any location and told me he was sorry for what happened

‘I told him I was upset about what happened, he told me he will personally make sure this will never happen again.
I hope she got fired. How dare the fucking waitress question me.

Has anything like this ever happened to you?

See, how we know you're full of shit is that they would have backed up the waitress and they certainly would not have given you $150 gift certificate. They wouldn't want you back as a customer, after explaining to you that the waitress is taxed on 15% of every receipt with her name on it, regardless of what the tip was, so, you're basically ripping her off.

I believe you’re just mad you can’t afford nice restaurants.

You can't, either, if you can't afford to tip. You only ate their on vacation, too, lol.

 

[scott13214]

See, how we know you're full of shit is that they would have backed up the waitress and they certainly would not have given you $150 gift certificate. They wouldn't want you back as a customer, after explaining to you that the waitress is taxed on 15% of every receipt with her name on it, regardless of what the tip was, so, you're basically ripping her off.


You can't, either, if you can't afford to tip. You only ate their on vacation, too, lol.

You have a lot of misinformation. It is impossible for the waitress to be taxed 15% on every receipt if she receives zero tip. Simple accounting laws in the United States. You can’t be taxed on money you did not earn.
I will not revisit this thread. The level of stupidity is just painful.

 

[JoeyRo]

You have a lot of misinformation. It is impossible for the waitress to be taxed 15% on every receipt if she receives zero tip. Simple accounting laws in the United States. You can’t be taxed on money you did not earn.
I will not revisit this thread. The level of stupidity is just painful.

No, I don't hve misinformation. Since it is so easy for people who work for tips to hide their actual income during tax season, Good 'ol Uncle Sam devised this method of tallying up their taxes. Ever notice all your restaurant receipts say "Your server today was --------" or something similar? Those receipts are all turned in and their names are on there for a reason.
As far as the "level of stupidity"? Lol. You trying to pass this off as an actual thing that happened to you is the dumbest thing on this thread.
And stating one thing isn't "a lot of misinformation", Genius.

 

[Deleted User 201666]

You have a lot of misinformation. It is impossible for the waitress to be taxed 15% on every receipt if she receives zero tip. Simple accounting laws in the United States. You can’t be taxed on money you did not earn.
I will not revisit this thread. The level of stupidity is just painful.

U caused all of it u dumb prick by being a flash cunt. Fuck off troll

 

[Bill Murray]

You have a lot of misinformation. It is impossible for the waitress to be taxed 15% on every receipt if she receives zero tip. Simple accounting laws in the United States. You can’t be taxed on money you did not earn.
I will not revisit this thread. The level of stupidity is just painful.

You're only continuing to make yourself look profoundly ignorant and shockingly less credible than even your original post.

You lie about everything, you make up stories an obnoxious 10 year old would tell.

 

[Device420]

I've had many waitresses question my tips... When I worked in the clubs, the dancers would tip us out with singles. We were making $300-$400 a night on a normal night. We would go get food after the bar closed. It was normal for my friend and I to rack up a $50 bill. We would tip 100% of the bill as long as the waitress was nice and smiled. Tipping karma is what we called it.

 

[Choppy]

Is your name Karen?

 

[Super Kirbo]

I went to a Ruth Chris for dinner on a vacation. The waitress followed me to my car and says ‘Sir was there anything wrong with the service you received this evening? “ I was shocked the hired help would even address me outside the restaurant. I looked at her like she lost her mind. She says you did not leave a tip.

I asked her, what exactly did you do that was worth me paying you anything more then the price of my meal? She said I took your drink and food orders and made sure you had everything you needed. I look at her like she is fucking stupid, and say you are a waitress that’s your simple job.

But sir, tips is how I pay my bills. I asked her if I was her employer? She says of course not. I told her if she wanted a tip, get an adult job and grow the fuck up!

I went back in and got the General managers contact information. He picks up the phone, I am cordial explaining to him what transpired. He sounds embarrassed, tells me he is sorry, and to please give him a minute to speak to the restaurant manager. The manager gave me a $150.00 gift card good at any location and told me he was sorry for what happened

‘I told him I was upset about what happened, he told me he will personally make sure this will never happen again.
I hope she got fired. How dare the fucking waitress question me.

Has anything like this ever happened to you?

Is scott the new karen ?

 

[mrln]

sometimes i give a bunch of singles as a tip, just to fuck with them. and i fold it up too.

 

[802chef]

I went to a Ruth Chris for dinner on a vacation. The waitress followed me to my car and says ‘Sir was there anything wrong with the service you received this evening? “ I was shocked the hired help would even address me outside the restaurant. I looked at her like she lost her mind. She says you did not leave a tip.

I asked her, what exactly did you do that was worth me paying you anything more then the price of my meal? She said I took your drink and food orders and made sure you had everything you needed. I look at her like she is fucking stupid, and say you are a waitress that’s your simple job.

But sir, tips is how I pay my bills. I asked her if I was her employer? She says of course not. I told her if she wanted a tip, get an adult job and grow the fuck up!

I went back in and got the General managers contact information. He picks up the phone, I am cordial explaining to him what transpired. He sounds embarrassed, tells me he is sorry, and to please give him a minute to speak to the restaurant manager. The manager gave me a $150.00 gift card good at any location and told me he was sorry for what happened

‘I told him I was upset about what happened, he told me he will personally make sure this will never happen again.
I hope she got fired. How dare the fucking waitress question me.

Has anything like this ever happened to you?

You are a retarded bitch. If you ever came into my restaurant and pulled some broke ass whitevtrash shit like that I would skull fuck you and your ugly family. Don’t eat out if you are too broke too tip. You are a pathetic clown!!! It must suck to live in a trailer with no heat or electricity……….

 

[802chef]

sometimes i give a bunch of singles as a tip, just to fuck with them. and i fold it up too.

Broke back bitch! You must be ugly and poor…….

 

[mrln]

Broke back bitch! You must be ugly and poor…….

nope... just passing the buck!